Alright, we aren't able to arm ourselves like Americans can. We perfectly understand that.
We can't buy guns easily and the guns on sale are absolutely shit. We can't buy knifes that aren't fucking tiny and ineffective, our government has strung us up by the balls with their firearm legislation.
But there are things that we can do to keep ourselves safe when shit goes down.
Riot gear is very easy to buy in the UK, a quick search on Google will give you sites that are more than happy to sent shit like shin guards, helmets, body armour, shields and much more straight to your home. Just the sight of a man in riot gear with a baseball bat walking down the street is enough to make someone SHIT themselves. Those pakis will be running for the hills when their gang leader gets whacked with a bat with a swastika engraved on it.
To protect your home if you live in an urban shithole, door gates are incredibly easy to buy and install. Just make sure you're buying something that's durable and while you're at it make sure your door is stronger than fucking cardboard, get that shit fixed.
If you can, get some of that ESG glass put in your home. Shit works like magic, reinforce anything you like and you'll be fine.
And one unrelated thing, get some nationalist shit up in your house. Flags, books and such. Looks brilliant and it shows that you're a true patriot.
Chapter 13: Good reason to possess a firearm (page 104) >In general, applicants should be able to demonstrate that they ‘use’ their firearm on a regular, legitimate basis for work, SPORT or LEISURE (including collections or research).
How to obtain firearm >join gun club >become regular >apply for license
You deserve it to be honest for dragging us into WW2 to save your cucked ass
Jose Gonzalez
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Christian Edwards
Tfw Northern Irish and can get a shotgun and hunting rifles. Also police are armed. Not sure how hard it is to get a gun but its definitely not as strict as the mainland
Personally I'd just get some bike gear, kevlar bike jeans don't look very suspect at all, just like big baggy jeans
Camden Powell
But how do I know that shit is authentic and not some plastic bullshit?
Hudson Powell
It probably is plastic bullshit mate, which is why I suggested bike gear since it's actually designed to protect you.
Connor Baker
Army surplus stuff like Kevlar helmet and breast plate can be found on army surplus stores I guess.
Dominic Scott
decent bike gear will protect well enough from stabs and cuts (well enough for you to fuck the other guy up before he fuck you up too much)
Jaxon Cruz
This is like the be all end all of high tier nigger rigs
Owen Martin
why would a nigger need to make a gun lmao
Grayson Johnson
Maybe it's different in Australia, in southern USA a nigger rig means like a homemade shitty remedy to just barely accomplish a job that the right, standard tool would do because you're poor/lazy
Andrew Gutierrez
yeah we don't have niggers here
maybe an abo job?
but that's an oxymoron because abos don't have jobs or attempt to fix things
Noah King
aww, they got confused and ordered the middle guy a white belt instead of a gun
Carter Cox
>belt
that's a clip bro
Nolan Baker
Shut up, stop demoralizing dad.
Alexander Morris
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Justin Green
>when their gang leader gets whacked with a bat with a swastika engraved on it
Definatly don't do this. Wherever you store your weapon make sure it is unadorned with potentially politically agravating language or symbology, and that you have taken the proper steps to ensure that in court you can say justifiably that it is for recreation not violence, ie: keep your baseball bat with a ball, your hockey stick with a puck, smaller skateboards are also a handy yet effective personal weapon.
Don't be a dick about it because the PCs (Politically Corrects) (Police Constables) in this country will generally find any excuse they can to fuck you, dont give them the chance.
Adam Martin
Keep a tire iron under your front seat
Josiah Ward
>oxymoron ooh, la de da
dis bogan cunt tink he betta dan us!
Michael Wright
shouldn't you be raping your kids bruddah
Jaxson Gomez
Guns are still available right? Get a semi-auto .22 or lever action .357, or a bolt .308
You're at a disadvantage, but it's still a fucking gun.
Fucking do the stupid thingies you have to do, whatever it is. Get a gun, you fuck.
I seriously doubt they can own a semi-auto anything but I agree with your general sentiment, I have a few guns, my favorite being a bolt action 30-06
Jose Powell
>British law defines a "rifle" as a rifled firearm with a barrel longer than 30 cm (12 in), and a total length longer than 60 cm (24 in) that does not fall under the classification of long-barrelled revolver or pistol. Single-shot, bolt-action, Martini-action, lever-action (also called under-lever action) and revolver rifles and carbines are permitted, with certificate, in any calibre. Self-loading (also known as semi-automatic) or pump-action rifles are only permitted in .22 rimfire calibre.
Carson Watson
Godamn our gun laws are Based as fuck. Set up to ensure the plebs cant own them but that enthusiasts can. I mean the cost of a gun safe alone rules out your petty criminals from possessing one, and the registration with the local Police force ensures the more successful criminals are excluded aswell. And theres no way in hell a gun club is going to take in a damn gangsta wannabe.
Jordan Walker
>only permitted in .22 rimfire calibre why ban centre fire but not rim? is there some difference beyond the obvious?
Zachary Foster
Downside of that glass is when a fire breaks out- keeps others out, keeps you in.
Jonathan Harris
power potential, only heat seeking babby killing rounds come in centrefire
Chase Roberts
>Gun laws >based
You poor, poor deluded britbongs.
Nicholas Harris
post pics of your nukes or 2a has failed
Jayden Russell
>tfw filthy shitskin >this would be the look of her if i asker her out
Matthew Cook
user, it's called a spring.
You know what happens when a spring is too tough for someone to put pressure on it? They cut it down and stretch it out so it takes less pressure to compress all the way.
Luis Sullivan
Compressed air tanks / bicycle pump not included.
Ryder Stewart
>Aus-fag >complaining about the second amendment
Don't you have private property to hand over to the government?
Oliver Miller
these things are surprisingly effective
Samuel Baker
so I guess you don't own nukes then which infers the 2a has failed
Nathan Anderson
I know right? Made one once, fired a ball-bearing.
That fucking thing warped the shit out of an inch of steel, and I think it was extremely underpowered for a shed-bred pressure gun.
Jordan Stewart
Low energy aussie-posting. Sad!
>tfw free to multiple semi auto weapons loaded in my house at all times >tfw legally free to defend myself against anyone who would do me harm or unjustly invade my property, government included >tfw free
Liam Jones
>dragging us into WW2 The japs would have bombed you anyways
Parker Lee
>but that's an oxymoron because abos don't have jobs or attempt to fix things
Kek
Nolan Russell
Fucking lol at the shovel handle
Jose Russell
yeah yeah you can bear arms gj, but you can't bear nukes so you're not equal to the government, even your post has qualifiers like "semi auto" and is missing qualifiers for things like stand your ground such as "in certain states"
Logan Flores
... Why not just use a molotov?
Jacob Ward
I don't think we can even buy gunpowder here? How would we even go about getting bullets if we did somehow get guns?
Landon Watson
the receiver is made of the same shovel Guy who build it wouldn't want them to be separated.
Christopher Fisher
get a gun license
Dominic Evans
>a country nuking itself implying killing hundreds of thousands of your citizens won't cause the entire population to revolt in all fifty states.
Alexander Howard
it was just a prank bro
Anthony Gonzalez
Who says you can't bear nukes? In a non wartime, if a private civilian is willing to put up the money, and go through all the shit any government would have to go though to have a nuke, why can't you? In actual wartime, wtf is stopping the people from making their own? Really, it's not that hard. ISIS had WMDs chemical or otherwise. What's stopping you?
Kayden Butler
>Who says you can't bear nukes? non proliferation treaty
>What's stopping you? the same thing that stops you tying a shoelace around your bolt and trigger and turning a semi auto into a full auto (nothing)
Owen Cooper
>wtf is stopping the people from making their own? Really, it's not that hard. How do I make a nuke in my garage for less than £50??
Liam Peterson
put a butter knife in the microwave
Adam Martinez
Nothing happened. Maybe it's because metal butter knives are banned and we only have plastic ones with blades at a maximum length of 3 inches.
Kevin Robinson
another win for common sense assault butter knife laws
Joshua Ross
one last bump cuz I rarely get to dump my whole folder
Joshua Barnes
It was not in vain, Oz. I appreciated your dump.
Dylan Butler
rarely? I seen you do it a few times
Asher Howard
>my whole folder
>invent a language >can't comprehend it
Cameron Powell
you can have that one
so how did the aussie elections go? is left and right wing reversed in the antipodes?
Luis White
i have a large assault spoon i can send you lads
Camden Hall
Harambe will be taking office soon
Lincoln Ortiz
not sure mate I don't vote
supposedly labor might have a chance of getting in (they want more rapefugees)
