Iceland thread

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Hello mr frenchman
your tourists tend to try speaking french to icelanders

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Danes not welcomes

okay then

>country

Because you were stolen from Denmark

Maybe they were actually speaking English with a very bad accent?

Could be not like I was trying to understand them

Norway is always welcome here, am I right?

You're just gonna let your colony get away with such rudeness?
Pathetic.

I don't really care, I'm always met with hostility by other nordic countries

Fuck off.

Have you been visited by the 8th Biblical plague: Portuguese immigrants?

How are things going over here? Some scandalous happenings it seems.

Paedophilia and corruption

Yes, brother
Not yet
mhmm yes I have heard people talking to much about that case so I'd rather not talk about it here

You're not much better.

I've been wanting to just order a trip to Iceland one of these days. I can basically do it whenever I want, I'm just not sure what I'll do when I land there. Am I going to the city centre and just wander looking around or should I go hiking somewhere, or should I do meme things like the blue lagoon? Hmmmm.

redpill us on Icelandic happenings
bróðir?

dunno m8
never really been a tourist in my own country
I would just get wasted every night downtown if I was tourist in Reykjavík

Don't Icelanders speak French?

>You're just gonna let your colony get away with such rudeness?
>Pathetic.
Eat shit.

Don't waste your oilmoney on those islandjews lad, come over to the superior island

I've thought about that. Seems like a good option, because then I can interact with icelandic people instead of just going alone at places taking pictures. I could do both of course, but then I'd have to stay longer. How long does ring road take?

I've been to England at least 10 times already.

some pedophile was pardoned and one of the men that recommended(?) him was the father of the prime minister or something like that

Went to Iceland
Beer was 20£
Some crisps were 2£ and a chocolate bar was 5£

What a shit hole communism might actually fix it

So, what does he do now? Sit at home afraid to be seen on the street?

lol what?

>be brit
>so poor that he can't handle a beer on iceland
Lmfao.

A week at least

Why are Danes not welcome. They are nice :/

Sounds like your people are justifiably upset, it's quaint to see such corruption and scandal be dealt with appropriately.

Oh shit, that's longer than I thought. Is it worth it? I'm a outdoorsy guy who enjoys nature, if that counts.

Give us back our fucking cod and our money you bastards

I know a guy that followed him in his car for about 20 mins
his address was posted in a fb group with like 15000 men

Fucking hell. Is he daud?

not yet

>yfw Icelandic trawlers are fishing the Thames

I wouldn't worry. The whole island is related to him, so they won't kill him.

omw

The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. You head out to Vestfjorden, past Henningsvær, past Reine. Past Mosken Island where I hiked as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Væroy. Then the birds show up, black-backed gulls, herring gulls, puffins. The sun hits you - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy, loading the harpoon guns, you're in charge. You know what? You're a goddam whaleship captain! Is there any thing better in the world?

Will he suffer the blood eagle?

soon

He deserves it. Fucking pig.

How's the mudslime situation on Iceland?

this is my favorite thread now

næs

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Why are their hearts so black? why Norge?

i wanna live in iceland :(

Scandiboo pls go

It's the d*nes fault

> sympathizing with D*nes

I'm on your side pally, the Eternal Dane wouldn't sell us Greenland and US/Canada should and will annex it soon

Unironically why does everyone hate the Danes?

Because they should be nuked

They are generally known to be rude and arrogant towards the rest of the scandi cunts.

They have waged war after war of aggression upon their neighbors.

Because it's a cancerous country, and always has been

How are you preparing for the asian century?

Do you "feel" European?

What do you think about Leaf Erikson day?

I don't get it either. All the Danes I've met in real life are awesome, and the posters here have all been pretty chill.

Don't know, my only experience with Danes was a girl at a seminar I attended and it wasn't that bad.
Maybe they behave differently when not surrounded by their kind?

This awesome band Kaleo is from Iceland.

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lol I once dragged those guys around in a donut behind a boat

Did you play in the sea with them? Are they friends of yours?

yeah
nah my mate had a sign that said "rides 3000kr per person"

Cool. I didn't expect the sea was warm enough to swim around Iceland. Are you a fisherman?

Sometimes, when I get offered a short tour

The North Sea would be rich with seafood. My country import fish from Norway a lot.

yeah you are also our main whale meat buyer

I hope my country import more whales. Because i rerely see whale meat in supermarket.

I have visited iceland
It was quite boring
Nearly no trees
Food was shit
Expensive too

Pretty i suppose, nice landscape
Didnt get dark which was strange

It's so strange that some random icelandic user know these people, but I cannot really doubt it. Do you live in this Capital Region? Apparently it holds 2/3 of icelandic population.

I dont know them senpai
Nah, live in akureyri

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