/nba/ - God Dream Edition

Mood: youtube.com/watch?v=8NnQs3EtoqU

MIA:Tyler Johnson (illness) says he'll play Weds
NY:Kristaps Porzingis (ankle, elbow) ruled out
ORL:Jonathon Simmons moving back to bench
ORL:Elfrid Payton (hamstring) will start vs. NYK
PHO:Suns open to a number of scenarios on Monroe
CHA:Nicolas Batum (elbow) could return Nov. 15
CHA:Kidd-Gilchrist expected to practice Thursday
MIA:Dion Waiters (personal) expected to start
GS:Kevin Durant (thigh) won't play Wednesday
NY:Porzingis (ankle, elbow) questionable vs. ORL
PHO:Tyson Chandler (back) questionable Wednesday
CHI:Lauri Markkanen, Lopez don't practice Weds

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2nd for lakies

>no Horford tonight

My man will FEAST

already a thread moron

27/11/6

Which coach will be fired next?

lue

Nigga that shit is old and filled with Euros, no news either

Just purchased a sybian

>courtney lee will die in your lifetime

LeBron

get ugly iverson out my face before i punch that nigga out, i live in his hood so he better recognize

>lebabby bitrate

Cant even see what the fuck is going on

sure buddy

Post songs about killing yourself

this thread is a god dream, so im posting here

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youtube.com/watch?v=xhvNm60DxCM

>NY:Kristaps Porzingis (ankle, elbow) ruled out
this guy playing injured and fucking his body up?
he will be out of the league in 2 years, cap this post.

ps. lauri markkanen is elite and we are all living in a god dream dream

>i live in his hood so he better recognize

Look at how classless bombston is, literally saying the MLB player deserved to die. Pathetic.

deadspin.com/boston-sports-radio-chud-goes-on-long-rant-about-how-ro-1820270092

Now post what this whale looks like now....

>lauri
kek everytime WNBA

Where does Monroe end up? Seems like a easy choice for my Lakeys to get involved

youtube.com/watch?v=QlF4rhAbwyc

ughh im so depressed /nba/...help me

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t. LaDwuanemarcus

/nbgay/ told me Horford sucks so my Celties have an even higher chance of winning right??

Westbrook slow start, but at least he the only one on that team that giving 100% effort

boohoo

youtube.com/watch?v=mgtaRbx4pPQ

This is about killing your GF

>Tatum on pace for the second highest winshare of all time for a rookie, after MJ

Literally the next Michael Jordan

>isn't even getting roty
LOL

Popularity contests don't matter when you're 9-2

I'm glad we left that falseflagger who wasn't really a Laker fan in the last thread. Phew.

youtube.com/watch?v=7KJKTvbk_Us

are you unironically gloating about a memestat like winshares?

thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=kHl3empDWOg

Regular season standings don't matter when you get blown out by 50 in the playoffs

>I'm far from a scout or coach, but

Good thing everyone from that Celtics-Cavs series left huh?

Good thing the Celtics got better at defense and offensive rebounding

Oh wait lmaoooooooooooo

nah, your guys only playoffs hope was in Avery Bradley - you're utterly fucked this season

>muh random chart proves that the Lakers are good on defense
Cry more

You dumb fucks traded Avery Bradley, you're so fucked come playoffs. Look at how he's changed the culture of Detroit, Ainge is an racist asshole.

Lonzo = Jason Kidd
Lamelo = Kobe
Liangelo = Shawn Marion
Kuzma = Antwan Jamison
Demarcus Cousins
Paul George
Josh Hart = Keith Bogans
KCP = Kerry Kittles
Ingram = Tayshaun Prince/Durant

We're going to be the best team in the league for a long time

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;_;

Celtics are first in defense and second in rebounding so yup :)

Who's going to win tonight and by how much? No Horford or LNJ, both out with injuries. If you get it right, I'll send you a free invite into the LD

youtube.com/watch?v=hUO-sRLotOI

SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES

*through 10~ games

he's still here CK im afraid there's no hope for him, the DK savings we were putting towards his mental health could be used elsewhere

Into the Larry disciples?

>first 10 games of the season

LOOOOOOL

stop ruining this general with your gay edgy songs.

only kino R&B and Hip-Hop is allowed.

I'm already a larry diciple

Nigger kino

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFh2WIIh1OQ

>"C-Celtics are only best through all the regular season games"

Lmao so this general ignores objective facts but support hypotheticals. Most normal people call that retardation.

This song is my fucking kryptonite. Always get feels.

Is that something like the Hinkie Heroes or the Go Wiz Goons? No, I'm talking about the Locked Discord, I'll hand it out for real but you gotta guess the score and you can't sneak into Clips channel without permission

>R&B and Hip-Hop
Lmao, not all of us are wiggers wearing 2x ecko skirts

Goaltend

t. celshits bandwagoner that didn't even watch basketball a season ago

Only Larry can make you /LD/, he'll let you in one day bro ahahaha

new post
nothing here
really makes you think

You bum we've only played 10 games

t. Retarded Canadian acting like Celtics didn't blow up last year's roster

20th in the league for points allowed per game
Really makes you think

What the h*ck is a "locked discord"?

Goddamn this takes me back

Celtics aren't tall enough. They should get a backup to Aaron Baynes. If he gets injured or tired, they are done.

And my Celties are the best team objectively through these 10 games. And now you morons will speak hypotheticals saying they'll magically be shit after these 10 games lmao. Like I said Facts>Hypothesis

thinking that that is a good thing only exposes you more as a fraud

the thing you keep applying for and getting rejected, larry.

one day bro, one day

these guys and alexisonfire were the shit

post /nba/ core
youtube.com/watch?v=GygEAcFFMVs

I guess so?

*whispers "weirdo" under breath*

If the Lakers are smart, they feed Brook down low every time and watch Baynes get bodied by a skilled 7 footer.

Ingram not having to worry about Horford combined with Brook having his way down low will be the keys to the Lakers victory tonight.

>he doesn't exclusively listen to R&B and classic hip-hop
>he assumes everyone he doesn't like is white
>he believes his opinion matters on a Sichuanese flipbook board

>Celtics get blown out by the Cavs in the ECF
>realize that's the limit of the roster, basically fix the issues with the last roster while destroying the Cavs roster
>"That's a bad thing"

No you're just a mouthbreather.

Why is this song so fucking fire?

youtube.com/watch?v=J2fMsKwvGv8

I think Brook should be feed on the first 10 or so positions, then let Brook run to the 3 point line and Ingram and Kuzma can go to work driving

This might be a really good game, if Horford was here it would have been a blow out but I think the Lakers can keep it close

youtube.com/watch?v=tghjkKiSCz4

youtube.com/watch?v=aiLLQH9Djvc

>unironically listening to nigger music
>unironically listening to emo music

>Brad Stevens says Kyle Kuzma was high on the Celtics front office’s pre-draft list. Says if he slipped further, he might have heard more.

Too bad, you got rused by Magic again Ainge buddy boy, this is a god dream and i wont let you interfere

Make Emo Great Again :D

>Why is this song so fucking fire?

Half the songs on that album are great.

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Celtics are so fucked

>Liangelo Ball arrested for shoplifting in China
JUST

>Magic
>rusing anyone after drafting Ball ahead of Tatum, Jackson, Fox, Smith, Markkanen, etc

It's literally some nigger talking slowly

Thank god /moo/ crew is back. Finally we're getting some decent posts in here.

youtube.com/watch?v=KBQ0wkxYUJg

Why is this song so fucking fire?

>already out on bail
Keep up nigga

Why would the Lakers draft Tatum or Markkanen or Jackson when they got Kuzma for less money later in the draft and he's better than Tatum and Jackson and as good as Marrkanen?

I liked Fox but I don't blame Magic for picking Ball, he's the right choice if you want to make Ingram the future first option of this team

>Smith
lmaoooo bruh what

>basically fix the issues with the last roster

LOL

Bail means nothing.

but the beat tho

Is he in pain?