/hoc/ MINNESOTA WILD @ TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

should be a good game. get comfy boys

i'm drunk and i put hundred euros on minnesota

surely they're going to win?

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if it was me I would have spent the hundred euros on more alcohol

but I'm pulling for you to win the bet lol

>tfw one of those days when you're tired all day
also
>LAFFS

>one day
welcome to my life

>minnesota wild

the "oh yea, that team exists" team

>/hoc/ in game thread title
i’ll actually kill you

I just drink a ton of coffee, but eventually your body develops a tolerance to the caffeine so you go back to being tired all the time

Jeg skammer meg for å være norsk på grunn av deg.

hmm i'll do that tomorrow

Minnesota are an AHL-tier team, but so are the Leafs without Autism Matthews, so it will be interesting to see how it turns out.

>this autist again

fuck you, I put it in there so hockey people can find the thread through the sea of handegg and divegrass threads. go fuck yourself. nobody is gonna confuse a game thread with regular /hoc/. just fucking kill yourself

Does onhockey not work for anyone else? Broadcasts never work for me anymore

if MN wins, free booze for you

>matthews isn't playing
welp time to find something else to do.

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What? Why?

>just figured that out
and stay out, fucking casual

watch your mouth, son

you know, you really should be sitting some money over here

it was reported this fucking morning. how do you not know this until the puck is about to drop?
don't ever reply to me again casual scum

I wonder if channels ever take public or even underground/diy breaks

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

have you paid denbts yet

pay debts you piece of shit

what they're showing right now isn't hockey

what is that

why are you here then? get out

some people have jobs

show some respect, dago

to expose you "comfy" shitters
i wouldn't have come here in the first place but /hoc/ was in the subject. you're welcome for the lesson btw

>singing the usa anthem

13 - 0 mild
cap this post

working as intended
thanks for the free bump

that is cruel

theres a fucking pajeeta singing the anthems ahahah

>raciss

>not checking NHL news on your lunch break

how casual can you get?

i heard sikhs are bro tier

Day of the rake when?

prettier than your mom though

Never.

3
over/under on how many scoring chance turnovers gardiner has tonight.

Why do they even bother playing trashy ass rap songs at fuckin' hockey games?

hey doods!

where is Danebror
I though he was a Leafs fan

Someone is going to get beheaded

>the only muzzie in the league plays in toronto
poetry

Why was that a penalty? Someone ought to remind the ref that hockey is a contact sport.

Laffs score on this pp?

ive heard the fucking same song for the 5 millionth time ffs

Ni NO

There's wild Somalis in Minnesota but thankfully none actually play for the Minnesota Wild.

Ahhahahahahahahahahha eat shit Kadri and all you muslim cocksuckers in Toronto

>all these fast food ads on the boards

why are Canadians so fat

I don't know if you meant racism against the u.s.a. or against her, so let me clarify by pointing to the greentext; this time it wasn't about the rendition, but the whole notion of singing the anthem. SO I hope you took me for an anti-american.

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No one cares

>brown mom sexy as life

nothing surprising here

>n-no-o-obod-d-dy c-cares

>tfw you'll never go with your wife to an NHL game to watch your son who is now a professional player

>wife’s son
FTFY

>you will never have a wife and kids watching you playing in the NHL

in this particular situation, their son, Austin Math(You)s, isn't playing

Saw kippers and her son.

hahahahahaahahahhahaha delet this

>tfw you're the son who disappoints father by drinking alone in a shithole instead of being a professional athlete like cousins

>when your wife's son is in the nhl

Who are your cousins????

Also, I'd rather hang out with you than them and this is not said for comforting

pic related

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>Zellers
Rip in pieces.

press F to pay respects to Zellers

milds offense is non-existent

so which team has more Canadian players?

F

what game are you watching?
leafs are getting outshot right now

more shots on goal apparentlythoguh

did y'all know jolly ranchers makes suckers? blew my fuckin mind

7 Nation Army needs to be banned from being played at hockey games

>Jack White has way better songs

you could smell it coming

what a fucking leo ass goal

aww i like dubnyk that sucks

Dubs why -_-

not even his goal, deflected off of Kadri and went in off of dubnyks foot
i think Rielly gets it?

>kicking it into your own goal

is high sticking called on every situation or just for the person in contact with the puck? Just this replay with Kadri showed two high sticks

ahahaha

can't do it lads, this game is making me fall asleep

Lol it was actually high-sticked in by kadri

has Komarov learned his lesson to keep his visor down yet?

>is high sticking called on every situation or just for the person in contact with the puck?
What

ree

he didn’t deflect the puck into the net from a high stick tho. He hit it down, the puck came back from the wall and the goalie kicked it in

i wonder if the greek guy in hockey threads and the greek guy in basketball threads know eachother in real life without knowing it

is highsticking whistled if the player had a highstick while passing/shooting/defending, or for every player who had their stick above the waiste?

pretty zen

we have talked once here however

>shrekt

pay demtbs grease, it's the only way to stop the banter

that ref talking to Dubs looks somewhat asian

You’re allowed to hold your stick as high as you want you’re just not allowed to touch the puck with it or hit someone in the face

>Cha-Cha Slide at a fucking hockey game

come the fuck on Canada, you need to step up your arena DJ game