/heem/

natty goat edition

wow great thread my man I'll make sure this one stays in the catalog for a long time!

Who is the natty goat?

Phil Brooks

natty paulo

Aspen Ladd

>Siver to ACB

neat

Current natty goat

Bloody hell is there much worse than waking up to news of a majorly anticipated fight being off?

I swear the casual I watched UFC 217 with is a curse. First a lot of my favoured fighters lost and now just after he mentions that everyone always pulls out in the UFC all the time and I refute him, this happens.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That isn't Vitor

usada's gotta stop this man

I'd just like to point out that this is the 4th title fight in a row where Joanna has suffered a knockdown
3rd of which was in the first

if people had just bothered to rewatch some tape this might not have been such a shocker

could've been big money to be made if you had considered this one minor detail

pick one

WHATEVER, YOU SCARED. FIGHT ME

Rockhold/Costa is the sexiest possible matchup in UFC, make it happen Dana.

Good looking guys

ded

Fallon Fox

Everyone's busy watching Conor's new movie

Remember when Luke Rockhold used to have hair?

>Does anyone else wish WMMA just went away forever?
>It is not worth the slots these boring fights take up. That's one more fight that could actually be exciting. WMMA is a joke and 99% of the fighters
>in the divisions for it are weak and unable to KO their opponents.

I feel the same way. Only the top 5 sw and bw are remotely skilled or entertaining. It's a bygone from Rousey's popularity. Ufc thinks that wmma is marketable even though female fights consistently get lower ratings than men.

And in general, why waste time to watch less skilled competitors just because they've got a vagina?

>soundz lyke buttah

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

>One year ago

Too bad USADA caught my nigga Cutelaba

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people.

There he goes because we didn't wait for his wmma thread

Just have that fight on ultimate surrender. The loser gets thier unconscious body assraped. Now I'd pay for that

Meegan

elf hands is revved again

...

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin
Streetlight people.

>Be "straight" male
>Save pictures of scat, trannies, and gays to get your way

hmm...

uhh he's not straight

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin
Streetlight people

this songs gonna be stuck in my head all night now

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people.

Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
The smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Workin' hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice
Just one more time
Some will win
Some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching
In the night
Streetlight people
Livin' just to find emotion
Hidin' somewhere in the night

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people

Wait when does TUF start?

10 est

I'm feeling tickles in my dangus

roy nelson

must be lonely to be the spammer

coral springs is a disturbed individual

What fight should I watch tonight?

they got the bastard

It's not me and you know that.

tell me something I don't know

Cruz is injured, out of 219 fight with Rivera

Wgaf about Cruz other than beta nerds?

Heem me now

First Frankie and now this. It wasn't enough my guys lost at 217, now their fights are being cancelled. I need to avoid watching another UFC card with that causal again. He watched 214 too and then Jones Jones'd again

you think schaub has so much brain damage that even his sperm have cte?

Don't think I didn't see this.

I don't know why you think every canadian is me, must be the autism

beat it dork

t. Adan

It was you though

Rivera vs Holloway

Rivera vs Garbrandt on 219 now?

Based Coral livin in these dorks heads rent free

Actually not a bad idea.

Cody just got KOed and you want him to fight next month?

He's already a walking concussion, why not?

He won't fight that soon after a TKO

New P4P rankings

finished fighters dont get less than 3 months suspensions, casual shiter

How did Anthony Pettis fall so far?

I STILL support War Machine

>GSP below McTapper
>Mighty Midget still #1
literally lmaoing my ass off

>Conor above GSP
That's such a joke.

Keep your dog on a string. Garbrandt is a fighter's fighter

At this point is a given and unspoken truth that this ranking is a joke right?

Joanna defended 5 times straight and was placed below conor, stipe, max...
conor recently lost a fight and hasnt defended any of his belts but still #2

DJ beat only literal nobodies and not a single former world champion and its #1


holy shit there is absolutely 0 logic behind this thing

>No Rose
>Joanna still on
>Tapping to strikes
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

OH NO NO

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

IF(and thats a big if) Silva beats kelvin, could he get a title shot like henderson did? would you be willing to unironically buy it?

the ufc could label it "its never too late"

>lost to BisGOAT

>Stipe drops below DC despite the fact that neither has fought

Well JJ doesn't belong there but neither does Rose. A big part of what makes this list so ridiculous and worthless is the idea that being the champion means you MUST be in the p4p top 15.

the DJ thing about being p4p number 1 is a hopeless shilling try to market him

there are enough idiots listening to Rogan and Schaub so who knows it may eventually work

You know it's literally media members that make this list?

Aldo moves down 3 for no reason but Nunes moves up two. Cyborg is somehow #11 despite not facing top competition. Of course it's a joke

it doesnt matter dork, silva still bigger than henderson was and also is better ranked

Nooooooooo

oh my fucking god NOOOOOOOOOOOO

yea i know it just annoys me

i did not know that my british friend, thanks for clarifying, it makes more sense now that the list is so shit

Show your betting slip then nostradamus
Since you're being such a smug cunt AFTER the fights aleady happened, surely you bet on this easy to spot victory?

Rose Namajunas (only natural champion in ufc history)
>nice try bisping

wmma is garbage

wmma is litearlly the only good thing about mma

holy shit youre retarded

If you're a manchild maybe

>GSP, hasn't lost a fight in 10 years
>McGregor, 2-1 in his last 3, going 1-1 with Nate Diaz
Oh for sure he's the p4p #2.

It's important to note that DJ has never fought a single champion: current, ex, or future. Except Dom, which he lost.

This is the spammer

Unironically? You must be some pussy worshipping beta or something man. If you want to watch low skill fighters so bad there a million amateur organizations you can follow

This is the WMMA general

Who should fight Max in detriot?

I think it should be Moicano. sure Ortega beat him but that furthers his shine if he beats swanson

moicano beat Tughokov( spelling ) and stephans and was beating ortega till ortega caught him in a quick gullotine
aldo/lamas and swanson/ortega can serve to set the next contenders as intended

Calendar you're late on taking the picks. You sure are a slacker for someone so anal retentive.

You can actually sort it by which media members chose what, though it's shaky and not updated for some guys

Look at this dude for instance. After 217 he moves Tyron up 6 spots for literally no reason. He didn't even fight. I'm convinced it's the dude who at press conferences always asks Dana about Tyron. Probably his manager lel.

But yeah, they're bullshit and just made by media members, can't pay too much attention to it.

Aldo offers to save a card and just gets shat on. Got to feel bad for the guy

he should get it frankie got what 5 title shots?

Who thought it was a good idea for media people to make the rankings? I guess that's why Doo hoo Choi was top 10 after beating tavares. These guys are way too susceptible to hype

yeah, DJ is for real the biggest hack to ever happen in this """sport""", that fag had a division made for him and acts like he is a big deal for beating people that have learned to fight less than 5 years ago.
this midget got destroyed by cruz, lost to pickett and tied ian mccall, and people want to label him as the best? fuck no.

this faggot ran for his life the moment a former champion challenged him and went on to fight against some kid who couldnt throw a punch 3 years ago.

>I am number one

You sure are Joanna, you sure are.