Serious question

Out of all the original nominee candidates, which one did you want for president?

Hard Mode: No Trump

Clinton, both the burger and the candidate

you sir disgust me

El Rato or Carson burger.

Gary Johnson

Why can't Euro-peons make a good burger if their life depends on it?

If you want the Johnson burger you'll have to go back into the kitchen and make it yourself, after making each ingredient yourself, including butchering the cow, mixing spices, etc.

Then you take a bite into the burger and it tastes like shit. So you take the bike you built yourself from sticks and rope home, but the ride is very uncomfortable because nobody built any roads

>A fucking pineapple in Trump's burguer.
Disgusting.

Rand Paul

I want Hillary's burger, fuck the rest.

Rand that and if you swapped the the fungus with grilled onions you'd basically have a double double.

wtf, kasich should have the best burger, he's the one who's always eating

Give me a heaping helping of those midwestern values

Cruz burger looks fucking awesome.

Roads would be built by private companies and would be FREE to use, because they have other companies pay them to put ads on the side of the road.

Also you'd buy premium ingredients from the finest online dealers, and have them shipped to you by hover drones

You can afford all this cause you

Its like they just tried too hard to think of what americans would want and this is what they got.

you'd work full time at one of the many new companies

Also, one ben burger pls.

Rand Paul

Jim Webb. Not even a contest

Fuck off, Monkey. We know you just want a banana in it.

And you would like to stick a pickled herring in it or some shit.

Fuck off, I hope the muslins rape your entire family!

Trump. Fuck your hard mode.

>FREE
No they wouldn't. You'd pay to use them and they'd still have fucking ads on the side of the road. Just like they do now.

I demand the Rand.

How do you think google is FREE?
Take the same principle and apply it to roads.

That burger you posted looks dope. Would try.

He's right though. Pineapple doesn't go on burgers.

Rand, burger and candidate

rand paul and even though i know it wont happen i'd love to see him as vp

I liked rand. It's a shame him and trump went so hard at each other. I think he would make a good vp

>bernie
>beef patty

Look at Venezuela, his burger would just be 2 pieces of lettuce without any bun or patty.

>Growing lettuce when all your soil is tainted with human waste.
Imitation cheese slice made from hydroponic soybean oil.

feel the johnson

I always thought Ben "Sleepy Doc " Carson was cool as shit

>carson the best
>pineapple on a burger
first pizza then burgers? gas the pineapplefags

none of them, i'm an anarchist.

but as soon as trump announced i knew he was going to at least win the nomination. can't say that i mind, i he ripped the republican party in half, made the koch brothers salty as fuck and is generally entertaining as all fuck

>Cruz Burger
>Texas
>Not Canada or Cuba

0/10