/balt/ + /ausnz/

Girls kissing girls edition

i don't think i like being teased anymore

That kid ain't got a nose, man

Girls can't girls.

that must be really frustrating

my bf is over the ocean
my bf is over the sea
my bf is over the ocean
Oh bring back my bf to me

I have arrived.

where did your bf go

Man, you gotta post some pictures of people with noses, baby

what do you have against animu with no noses

Welcome

It's givin' women an unrealistic standard of not havin' a nose, you understand, you're gonna get the ladies that browse this place all ruffled up

Don't lie you live it
Yes they can
Good
Stewart island

>Girls can't girls.
GIRLS CAN'T KISS GIRLS

My first post of the day and I fuck it.

you have to have something to strive for

>you love it
i got super butthurt over it last night for some reason

Yes, they can and it's the purist form of kissing

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Fixed it for ya, baby

No you
Finally a realistic looking 2D babe

Why would anyone post anime when they could just mow a lawn, man?

because I don't have a lawn mower but I have anime

Maybe, man, but how can an art form be such a lifestyle for you?

it isn't my lifestyle, I'm going to uni

Alright, baby, whatcha studyin'?

Economics

ANIME
GO
TO
HUI

It's not my day today, so far at work I'll broken 2 cups, a plate and dropped food on the ground

Just RELAX my man.

Yeah, you to relax my dude.

G'day lads.

Howzit.

I do, but it's difficult
G'day mate

Cmon guys, we can't let another thread 404 before the bump limit

Corinna, Corinna... where've you been so long?

So fellow Ausfags. What are you putting down for the postal survey?

Explain?

i have arrived

It's just you, me, and my boogaloo, man

Good

it's sunny today

Tell me more, baby, reach out and touch my soul

Today was grey and rainy over here

>Is it OK if it's your sister?
There is nothing okayer.

Ah, just like Latvia, man

I've been feeling run down today, dropping in and out of sleep all day.

Feeling under the weather, man?

Yeah not feeling too flash, I'll just take it easy and ride it out.

Go easy, baby

What's for dinner cuties?

Dinner ain't gonna be for... probably 16 hours from now, man. Maybe I'll do some hot dogs.

chili again

think I'll just stick to chink food for a while after this

Chicken chips and salad.
What about you?

*surprise hugs you from behind*
Good evening cutie!

Cooked beef with gravy & baked vegetables.

Why is that?
Mmmmmm.. fuck that sounds good man.

because I've had chili recently and I don't want to have it again for a while

The missus just ordered us some pizzas. We were wanting some easy food, and had some vouchers for pizza, so fuck it why not. Something easy and cheap before she heads off to work, and before I go for my run.

ah, you spooked me

good evening cutie, are you back from your field trip?

Pro Tip: Never go to Bluff

Never been, how is it?

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Too late

I'm just unpacking now, it's been a very very long day.
I've never been more happy to be back home, especially now that I can talk with you again.

They have done a very good advertising campaign it seems, the actual town is a rundown port filled with garbage leftover from the 70's.
I wouldn't want to eat oysters from there desu

>I wouldn't want to eat oysters from there desu
b-but muh bluff oysters

I don't really see the appeal of oysters in general desu, paying a premium to eat raw snot from a rock isn't my idea of fine dining.

Nah neither 2bh

>tfw missed someone for the first time
Felt pretty weird desu

>I'm just unpacking now, it's been a very very long day.
How was it?

>I've never been more happy to be back home, especially now that I can talk with you again.
That's really sweet to hear cutie, also very happy that you're back

Wtf is up with all the chinese cartoons in /balt/ + /ausnz/? Go to Sup Forums pls

>How was it?
I spent 5 hours swaying back and forth in super rough seas and 3+ hours on a bus just today.
But it was pretty cool to see places that most people never get to reach, and I got to watch the rugby at the only pub on the island.

Solid ground right now is a blessing.

How was your weekend qt?

>Kiwis, pingstralians and 3 provinces packed together in a tight room
>my cock's already out
>mfw

same.
I've been lurking since the last thread.

sounds pretty hardcore

I had my usual weekend at work

>pretty hardcore
I know things that fit that description that I would much prefer instead...

wtf

Go on then big boy, let's see that pecker.

you lewd thing

I would also like to do said "hardcore" things with you

You guys are pathetic lowlife homos. Get a life you faggots and stop acting so gay.

Nobody looks up to a fag, so give it a rest you frikking morons!

>you lewd thing
Let's just say I'm a little "deprived" as of the last 3 days...
I can't help but have lewd thoughts

A female, on /balt/? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a tad rude.
Also, that's just your opinion.
Their erp is very cute and lovely, even if it's a little lewd.
You two, just ignore this grumpy swede. He's just jealous

Shut up you queer, you are a pathetic manchild that like to acts like a girl. You are disgusting.

Nothing but an E-tranny.

>a tad rude.
The truth needs to be said.
>Also, that's just your opinion.
False, it's the truth.
>Their erp is very cute and lovely, even if it's a little lewd.
No, it's gay as fuck, considering they are both men. They are both disgusting E-trannies.
>You two, just ignore this grumpy swede. He's just jealous
Jelous of some faggots that like to act like homos online? Oh that's rich.

>Muhammad is getting this mad

And what's your actual problem? Honestly, you're acting like a dumb cunt for no reason. Just fucking stop.
I'm voting no for gay marriage, but just let these anzacbros have their fun online, even if it's being faggots ERP-ing, you fucking pathetic cunt.
Fuck off we're full.

Dinner is finished.

Well I'm sure sure I could help you work out those depraved thoughts

pls not in public though,
there are [spoiler]man[/spoiler]children in this thread. Feel free to love each other as much as you want in private though.

What's the bet that the yes vote wins and the govt completely ignores it.
I can't imagine a world where the Tories actually follow through on a non-binding vote.

>depraved thoughts
h-how did you know they were depraved?

>Feel free to love each other as much as you want in private though.
That's the plan... hopefully

Mad? No, I am just fed up with homos like yourself.

I personally think you need help from a doctor.

You are honestly nothing but an online-tranny, disgusting man that acts like a girl to get other guys attention.

>And what's your actual problem? Honestly, you're acting like a dumb cunt for no reason. Just fucking stop.
I am doing this for a very good reason, to stop this homoplague that ravages through the internet.

I make sure that this site iisn't a safe haven for homos that post pedofilic pictures with gay captions.
>I'm voting no for gay marriage, but just let these anzacbros have their fun online, even if it's being faggots ERP-ing, you fucking pathetic cunt.
I'm pathetic? I am a winner, and that is something i've earned.
>Fuck off we're full.
Full of homos from what i've seen.

wtf I hate refugees now

'oooo he mad
XD

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Not mad, I am FED UP!

There's a big difference.

But I guess that is something they don't teach you at the Tranny schools of Hentai.

>Tranny schools of Hentai.
Where is this?
How do i sign up?

oooo he "FED UP!"
lmao XD

>I-I'm not mad!
>I'm just fed up!

>h-how did you know they were depraved?

Because I know that you're a slut that wants nothing more than to be someone's cute little pet

>ywn have your volkswagen golf 2 parked in the woods to drink cheap booze and smoke cigarettes inside of in the year 2002

why live

You sign up by giving away the goodness within you and exchanging it for disgusting homo behaviour.

Why should I waste good energy and agression on homos like yourself? I am conserving my energy for when I am gonna need it.

This is something I can do with only 10% of my rage activated, leaving me 90% to use throughout the day.

Do you honestly read what you are about to post and ask yourself "Is this what I have become? Is this what I wanna be? Is this the most prolific way of time usage?"

Ask yourself these questions and revaluate your life.

I am only here to help, and my help you will have.

>You sign up by giving away the goodness within you and exchanging it for disgusting homo behaviour.
Fucking sweet.
Guys I'm full-blown homo now.