For those just arriving, here's where I story left off...
So far tonight.. > 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home. > Dispatcher who can't stop laughing > Mom hits son in head with a skillet > Check your keys > White man with gun... Ripley checking it out > Two stolen bikes RECOVERED > Dispatcher making fart noises > Does anyone speak Polish? > Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids > Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people > Man stabs roommate in chest with knife. > 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high? > Out of breath cop in foot pursuit > Perp re-writes a Beatles Song.... they came in through the front room window. > Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic > Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer > drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there > Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight > Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood) > Woman "laid out" at KFC > Driving "Erotically" > Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee? > Man beating up 85-year-old father > Screaming in the background > How much coffee have you had? > Dead on Arrival
Michael Powell
AYO HOL UP
Isaiah James
no you're mom is
Owen Collins
Add dispatcher arguing with cop
Gabriel Smith
It's not even 9pm yet in Chiraq.
Nicholas Peterson
> when you woke after partying in Orlando
Dominic Hill
10-4 Roberts thanks for coming out. stay safe, night fall soon and dispatch is mad already.
Leo Ortiz
HE'S GOT A GUN
Logan Reyes
Will do. I was creating the new thread and forgot to add that to my list.
Blake Bailey
>mfw I'm all snuggled up in my Chicago apartment, drinking hot chocolate with some bailey's in it. How you guys doin'?
Brody Hughes
WATCH YA KEYS
Jeremiah Sanchez
Watch yo keys
John Lewis
WATCH YO KEYS
Christopher Thomas
It hasn't even begun, I will witness a red sunrise as blood is spilled in coon county
Angel Reed
Watch yo keys.
Dylan Cook
you must be readin my mind
Julian Wood
WATCH YOUR KEYS
OPEN KEY HERE
Henry White
Good cuz my moms hotter and so am I ungly fuck
Jonathan Murphy
This is pretty hilarious desu fampai
Brody Adams
16 year old robbed at gun point, let the hunt begin
Jaxon Lee
>bailey's post tits
Asher Harris
...
Eli Walker
What did I miss last night? Anything super crazy?
Alexander Hall
>Trying to break into all the cars on the block >Possibly intoxicated
Easton Martinez
>Hispanic/White Fucking
Matthew Lewis
>male Hispanic or a white
Xavier Edwards
You drinking from a shoe faggit?
Ian Mitchell
snugglin up with a Hell or High Watermelon and got me a quilted blanket
Brody Richardson
There are only two official drinks for this thread. This is one of them.
Camden Stewart
Not much out of the normal stuff.
There was a report of a "man named Black selling crack" in a garage with weed and alcohol
Brayden Edwards
Why dont you scroll up a little nigga Suwooooop
Gavin Lopez
>driving erotically Kek.
Caleb Johnson
A guy got shot in the ass by some kids fighting with fireworks
Jaxson Roberts
I have my first shit as an emergency medicine resident tomorrow morning, so i'm kinda of edge and prob won't sleep tonight
i'm not in chicago, but it's a fairly similar ubran environment
Sebastian Foster
...
Luis Nelson
Nigress ate her baby
Kayden Morris
>2011 Gtfo of here with that shit
Brayden Adams
White Hispanic here
Liam Robinson
Hey I have a huge problem suddenly: Why isn't 4chanX working correctly, and everything is suddenly fuckedup. Someone else with this problem now? Last I posted was seven hours ago and now this. WTF. I'm #kekMissilenow pls halp.
Noah Morgan
>Hispanic confirmed trying to steal shit Build that damn wall
Jace Cox
whats this suwooop sound coming from? I remember gangbangers from HS would always make that noise.
David Ramirez
wtf i hate 4chanx now
Hunter Hill
>Suwooooop Name a time and place I can 1v1 you irl
Tyler Reed
>Go wit yo plate
Christian Adams
Idk its a chicago thread it felt right
Jacob Jackson
Nelly
Zachary Rivera
check
Jordan Butler
10-4 enjoy your Robert. Robert.
Dominic Davis
I bet this thread on the 4th will be legendary
Anthony Richardson
CHILD LEFT ALONE THE HUMANITY
Angel Wood
I swear they got a minimized window with pol on tonight. This can't be real?
Isaac Bell
...
Adam Robinson
WHITE MALE SPOTTED
Nolan Campbell
I still haven't taken a drink when does the shooting start
Easton Lopez
No tonights the night.
Oliver Roberts
in about an hour
Jacob Carter
>White male on the scene
Jason Nguyen
he just graduated to N-U
Camden Stewart
95% of patients that come to the ER have nothing wrong with them if it's any consolation.
Lucas Sanders
3 MIN Cap this
Hunter Anderson
When it gets dark Both literally and figuratively
Hunter Johnson
?? Whatchu talkin bout willis?
Daniel Reed
Got a couple beers, some chips, comfy jazz on, and a warm blanket. I'm not getting up until the next year
Owen Perry
Robert is going to be out in force this weekend...
suwhoop is what 130lb wiggers said in my highschool 7 years ago, i told them i'd gut them in the cafeterie and told them to fight me, they didn't because they're punk cunts
would do again highschool was 10/10 wish i was ther eagain tbqh would diet and actually get stronk
Jose Martin
what are the odds this works?
Luke Clark
Pretty soon, its 8:53pm right now.
Nicholas Myers
>SHOTS FIRED
Elijah White
Calzone, so you can dip and be as snuggly as this pig
