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dont like exploshions? what are you gay? lol
I said exposition, you huehue
I feel like this movie will be just middle of the road and this is coming from someone who loves monster flicks. It wont suck nor will it be super amazing. It has too much star power to fail.
WE...
>that spinning shot
Fucking horrible
>this all star cast
jesus christ
Got a bad feeling about this from the trailers
Take Loki and that girl out of this shit, theyre trash
Brie is qt but she's phoning in her lines
What the fuck is up with everyone's line-delivery? Especially Samuel L. Jackson?
inb4 retard mentioning Leslie Jones
there's like 2 or 3 legit good monster movies
looks like complete dog shit
thank Nolan's school of first and only take for "authenticity"
post credits scene reveals cave paintings of Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidora
No shit, Legendary confirmed them a while back
Question is, will they use Skull Island again for a pseudo Monster Island?
APOLOGIZE
>"you smell that?"
>ywn eat king kong's turd
>why live
Am I the only one who liked the Jackson kong? I don't like this new 300 ft tall version
I am so sorry I had to sit through you shitty 9 hour movie
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>helicopter scene makes him look 200 feet tall
>monster attack scene makes him look like he's the size of Jackson's Kong
Huh.
cutiekino
what is this monster?
Especially Samuel L. Jackson?
Samuel L. Mutha Fuckn Jackson plays the exact character in every movie; Samuel L. Mutha Fuckn Jackson
There literally isn't another actor in all of Hollywood with LESS range then him.
Still, the movie looks cool.
>There literally isn't another actor in all of Hollywood with LESS range then him.
Micheal Caine.
Skull Crawler
dont say no shit like you knew what the post was dipshit
>post credits scene reveals cave paintings of Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidora
pics?
Confirmed for 12 year old...
Hollywood seemingly has one monster design which it applies to all monster movies with slight variations
Indominusfield
good monsters are dark, bad monsters are white
Typical American monster design
>so there are those evil monsters and we ne-
>evil? aren't they just giant animals? how can they be evil? do they have evil motivation?
>Kong fights them so they are evil
>okay...
>anyway we need a proper design for them. they have to look evil like they just came from hell
>why? wouldn't the audience already know that they are dangerous because they are big and attack our heroes?
>make them look like something the devil would create... make the outside of their heads look like bone... and don't give them visible eyes or else our audience could accidentally develop sympathy for them... we will call them... Skullcrawlers... make sure to write that down
>yes, sir..
Bravo
>that circular CGI shot, as in the OP picture
FUCKING
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPED!
yeah it killed the pacing real bad, it almost looked like he would start doing RDJ Sherlock calculations
how can an island sustain different kinds of dinosaur sized monstrosities? I assume those are races and not one-of-a-kind like godzilla
>Please watch our movie, look how deep our scenes are
This never ends well.
I really hope the skull crawlers arent the final big bad in the movie. Would be a shame if they basically show the entire thing in the trailers.
Also what do you think the ending credits that tie in Godzilla will be? Some sort of hint at Ghidorah/Rodan?
what are you even trying to say?
Because their prey is also huge. Almost as big as Kong or your mom
looks pretty good to me. The only part of PJ's King Kong I liked were the island scenes. I could watch a whole movie with them just on the island
yeah good eye. wtf he's like 10x smaller in that scene
That would be neat.
that's the point, the carnivores have to eat herbivores that are huge, which means those have to eat massive amounts of vegetation... which means the island would be deforested and everyone would die
good news brotendosaur, this is a cinematic universe with the new godzilla, the first monsters the public saw were big g + the mutos. meaning there's not new york segment in this one.
This Kong isn't even going to slow Godzilla down.
kong seeing godzilla's footprint and a SKREEEOOONK in the distance
their food is shipped in, happens all the time in the rest of world
he got the kong design and mannerisms flawless
but the movie was a bloated piece of shit
Unless Kong has some magic flaming monkey fist technique we don't know about.
>I could watch a whole movie with them just on the island
I think both King Kong 2005 and 1976 are great movies and while really dated, the 1933 has to be acknowledged a classic.
But I also would have liked additional movies set on Skull Island, all those background touches of the ruined civilization are too interesting to ignore.
>I really hope the skull crawlers arent the final big bad in the movie
theres no way they would reveal that in the initial trailer, thats Marvel tier generic bad guys
He's talking about the cast interviews were they go on about King Kong being one of the greatest myths in the world instead of calling him a classic movie character like he is.
>godzilla defeats kong
>kong travels to china
>kong trains with his cousin the monkey king
>learns fighting techniques
>gets gifted a giant staff that can extend magically
>comes back to fight godzilla again
>dat tail clipping through John C. Reilly
They're gonna fix that, right?
it's there so you talk about it
kong is intelligent, skreeonk isn't
made me think
stop whining, its pathetic
the end credits are literally said a few posts up moron
not even joking or meming, but why did they make kong look exactly like leslie jones?
wasnt it said he was still a baby in this? They are clearly going to give him some sort of amp
Yes goy, never give criticism to big hollywood films
King Kong so big when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.
Unless the soil's unusually fertile and the plants are extremely hardy, resulting in super-bamboo like growth for the plants.
That monster scene was incredibly bad.
So let me get this straight. They are being chased by a huge monster that would give a grown man nightmares and it's gaining on them to the point where it's only a few steps behind them. They here another monstrous scream and their reaction is to immediately stop running, freezing in place, pose and all (seriously check out 3:05, is this physical comedy?) and then turning around
The screenwriter deserves a slap.
just a graze
King Kong has been around for at least 23 years since that's when John C. Reilly got stranded.
King Kong so big he jumped into the air and got stuck.
Why does the cgi in his looks worse than the one in the Percy Jackson movie?
I think he stops because he hears Kong and it's been established in a few tv spots that they become friends.
Even then, who would stop running? That thing is like 10 yards behind you while that scream came from god knows where. Even if you knew that Kong would instantly jump in, I wouldn't wanna be anywhere near when those giants battle.
King Kong so big his shadow weighs 300 pounds.
Wearing his protective head gear. Smart guy.
King Kong so big NOAA names all his farts.
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I see they brought some blacks with them. Smart, they can use them to translate and help understand the apes.
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King Kong so big his dick gets home five minutes before he does.
He's Fast!
>It ain't me starts playing
the lighting inconsistencies in this scene trigger my autism
>that woman's line reading
Geez, this must've been one lazy production.
how come we never see king kongs penor? i wanna see him impregnate some white sluts
Is this the new hip hop dance craze?
Doesn't John C Reilly's character make up the name and then think it's stupid?
>another "large creature stops to roar before attacking" movie
We don't know how fast his species ages though.
>doesn't that old Japanese guy make up Godzilla's name?
Guess who wrote those lines genius.
Fair point. Plus it could have been a different Kong/Kongs in control when he got stranded too.
jesus you have autism
It doesnt, you just feel like complaining today friendo
3:16 the CGI tail clips right through one of the soldiers.
>another "user complains about movie cliches on a Nauruan plate spinning forum" post
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>understanding human nature, emotions and natural responses to serious threats
>autism
I think you got something mixed up mate.
It's that two-legged lizard that crawls up the cliff in the original King Kong.
oh, neat.
I T.S.