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JUST edition

Give your energy to Canelo

callate

based janny

that's the joke.

Post bebis

still dont get why tits arent sfw

*tips the Janny with a 5 dollar bill*

you keep this up, and you'll go places, kid.

konichiwa

ohio

ouhaiou desu

Apparently this girl privated her Facebook but I'm friends with her on it

thats my gf

wtf race is this

misa

These are her parents, so guess.

business idea,,
impregnate the somalian women who were left behind when the rapefugees migrated

wtf I love hapas now

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Big fan of this idea

only assthetick mulatto family I've ever seen

i did assthetick as a joke but it actually sounds like the real word and it's really enunciated

/realkneegrowhours/

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East African pussies are the sole possession of italian dicks

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>tfw of english descent
>tfw you will never own east african pussy
britbongs can't relate

dumpfkin spice
so nice

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I like America

My whole family voted for Trump including myself

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Big fan of lolis desu

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You fucked up

I would do it again desu

Alright /cum/, what state/province do you live in, and where do you want to live?
>Florida
>Montana/Idaho

>get invited to come to the bar after sitting around all day
>"come pick me up"
>no reply 30 min later
oh well, am I in the wrong?

why dont you drive over there

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I don't have a car

Post more lolis

Wisconsin!
Why would I want to move? Wisconsin is the best state! Also the whitest

why not

are you not an adult

being able to drive and owning a car are major milestones

ok

say something nice about wisconsin

Wisconsin dells is great

>when your weed dealer won't answer your texts so you drink literally all the alcohol in the house

So what's everybody else doing?

crying

You are basically Canada. Also two high school football teams I played against looked just like the packers (jersey colours etc.)

CANELO

Didn't knew that Justin was an asshole that doesn't respond atm.

What's got you down friendo?

>Sup Forums spouting non arguments
and in other news, water is wet

stop posting porn morons
generals are cancer
jannies are based

Too busy selling weapons to the Saudis.

hi sweet pea. you're a sweet pea. do you mind if I call you sweet pea, sweet pea?

my 'friends' always flake on me then tell about their endeavors with other friends. cant keep sperging out at work either. rather benign and childish problems but they suck nonetheless and it makes me feel even more worthless

you are worst yankee. you are the yankee idiot you are the yankee smell. return to new england. to our pennsylvania cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,west virginia we will never forgeve you. hillbilly rascal FUck but fuck asshole yankee stink union kansas shmansas..battle of fredericksburg best day of my life. take a bath of dead yankee..ahahahahahBOSTON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget john wilkes booth.fords theater we kill the king , dc return to your precious maryland….hahahahaha idiot yankee and catholic smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHOWDER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. south carolina+virginia+texas+georgia=kill union…you will war of northern aggression/ dale earnhardt alive in dixie, earnhardt racing cars in dixie . fast driver earnhardt dixie. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of dale earnhardt… you are ppoor stink yankee… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a crab shack

yes :')

not poisoning my brain with weed or my body with alcohol, that's for sure

good man

need a hug?

Not a heavy user of either, usually only smoke once or twice a month. If you keep your consumption low then it's great because getting high becomes a treat.

you do mind?

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I love Cuban girls
They're cute

no!! sorry i meant i dont mind! i love you user

This boi gets it.

dad just yelled to get a job again

today felt like a dream
I don't mean that in a good or bad way, I mean I literally feel like it was a dream
I was so caught up being in the thick of it at work that my brain just turned off as soon as I got home, and now I can barely remember anything from today
I need more sleep

>tfw still have a crush on that qt latina thats always been nice to you since elementary

canelo was robbed

i am going to bed now

Latinas are cute

my eyes feel weird. i dont like it

>gg
>good game

lol

is GGG

crop the picture if you're gonna repost it every god damn day you fucking mongoloid
I hope you die in your sleep faggot

>tfw too far north for latinas

The only thing that keeps me going is all the black girls at uni, and my gf's THICCness.

short nice latina girl's

White genocide is real and happening. More muslims entered the USA after 9/11 then had ever been let in before

>friend invites me to social gathering
>just a bunch of kids smoking weed and drinking cheap vodka
>one girl clearly overexaggerating, acting out of her mind drunk
>calls me "irrelevant" because I wasn't the life of the party
>starts trying to fuck her boyfriend in front of us all
>everyone cheers her on because she's oh so funny
This is the last time I try to go out and do something

when I think of brendan fraser... I think of Bob Seger's Like a rock.

Maybe if we stop bombing them they won't want to move.

>girl's
girl's what?
or do you mean "girl is"? but even then, "girl is" what?

>accepting your the Z- back up back up friend who doesn't even deserve a text reply

pls stop

who cares what they want

Are you 16?

>my brain with weed or my body with alcohol
Medieval-tier science desu

Why??

La Roux

What I'm getting at is that the problem goes away when we stop dropping bombs on them.

Your Nazi mastrbation fantasy of gassing all the shitskins will never happen, so the fastest way to stop the boats is to stop the bombs.

This isn't an argument. The government did it, not the people. The people should not have to pay the price. This also makes no sense at all, why would you invite the brother of a man you killed into your home? The government did it because they want to bring people into the country who will vote for bigger government and be reliable voters

Found my dad's old Pink Floyd cassette. Was in the middle of Money when I popped it in. Pretty cool

I'm 19. We were smoking with kids who were like 17 and in high school because for some reason those are the people my friend who invited me hangs out with. Also forgot to mention
>when I showed up (had to let myself in) she looked suprised and said she "didn't expect me to actually come haha"
THEN DON'T FUCKING INVITE ME

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The government did it to maintain American military hegemony and business interests. The people should pressure the government to stop.

I'm generally anti immigration, but it doesn't take a genius to see that the refugee crisis is being caused by the West.

its just 58kb

does your browser not resize them to a more viable size when you open them?

lmao

>Your Nazi mastrbation fantasy of gassing all the shitskins will never happen, so the fastest way to stop the boats is to stop the bombs.
oh yeah i remember when i said that
we are not obligated to accept them here

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