Hello baby. Did you miss me?

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He gave me my first childhood boners. 20 years later and I still love cocky, dirly-looking men. Thanks, Kano.

This, honestly. I was a young kid but i felt so drawn to him in this movie.

Just how heavy was the taxation in the netherrealm?

A SUBSTANTIAL PERCENTAGE OF YOUR SOUL IS MINE

EAYAH... ssswwwwiiiiish.. TO EAYAH.

Get the fuck out of here, you fucking faggots

>oooh now look at this. this lil baby brings back memories now doesnt it.

so he freezes this guy

lemme suck your cock, bro.

Why was Kano a homosexual in the movie?

Why couldn't he just stay fucking quiet?

>wanting Kano instead of Sonia

Faggots out

I put a real big smile on your friend. Eah.....TSSSSSSsssst.... Ta eah.

Those were $500 sunglasses asshole

>Dat Liu Kang Reptile fight
Still gets me pumped up

> On 7 June 2003, Goddard was found dead in his home in North Hollywood, Los Angeles, California. He was 40 years old. Initial reports indicated that Goddard was in the process of getting a divorce and that suicide was suspected.[2][3] An autopsy later showed that Goddard died from a drug overdose of heroin, cocaine, temazepam and vicodin.[4]

>Look it up
>It's real
Life wins, Fatality!

I'm not gay but his fight with Sonya gave me perhaps my first boner. This big guy getting scissored by a girl gave birth to my femdom fetish.

>heroin, cocaine, temazepam and vicodin
Wew. That sure seems like it was on purpose.

The Scorpion fight is comedy kino
>His CGI harpoon
>Johnny's obvious stunt double
>"Get down here!"
>Johnny's MK II friendship at the end

4 u

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>Kristin Kreuk as Kitana/Mileena

Sign me up

how did Cage manage to exit scorpion's dimension?

Wasn't there a portal? Also hell didn't seem that bad.

That's actually pretty great. I dunno about Cage as the blundergod though.