What the fuck is this shit? It has to be a joke

What the fuck is this shit? It has to be a joke.

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Holy shit you're triggered

white people are tired of trying to be guilted into feeling bad for other races

"White ppl be scary!" The movie

fuck off nigger

chocolate face tears

its a fucking comedy by jordan peele you imbecile and the only people it mocks are liberals goddamn you people are so tiring. please kill yourself

we both know he wasnt a nigger. stop projecting buzzwords and labels to any comment that points out your irrational kneejerk paranoia

>goddamn
kill yourself nigger

It just looks so bad and ridiculous that I can't believe it is being advertised as a legitimately scary movie.

Looks fun. Thanks for letting me know, I instantly knew if I found the trailer I'd find a sea of alt right tears. Holy fuck I was not wrong, the butthurt. They are the new SJWs.

It's not. It's a Jordan Peele film, I guarantee you it gets super fucking weird. If it is really just glorified 'lol white people are bad' it'll be shit, but just like how Birth of a Nation can be a good movie, so can this.

you are so easily cucked. the new SJWs? youre so pissed everyone found your tantrum totally pitable. neck yourself. 8 years

lmao what are you some kind of evangelical cuck who gets buttblasted when people take the lords name in vain i havent heard that since i was in grade school!

>They are the new SJWs.
shut the fuck up new fag

First time I went over to my girlfriends house it was pretty worrying because her parents are ultra conservative so this movie works on a personal level for some black people. Should be alright as a shitty horror movie.

>tfw you're pretty sure this is someone mocking Sup Forums but you can't even tell anymore

Keep supporting that nigger rapist you fucking cuck.

Case in point, alt right cucks are the most triggered man children on the planet right now.

why do black people make you so angry? look at what youre doing, somebody made a post about a movie on a website for weebs and virgins, and you cant help but drag your angry identity politics into it. i mean the movie literally only makes fun of liberals, and yet you cant help but succumb to this kneejerk need to attack anything you percieve as "sjw", which really just means anything that doesnt validate your fringe conspiracies and paranoia. do you have a job? Do you have a degree? do you have a girlfriend? No. of course you dont. and you never will as long as you keep up this obsession with attacking literally everything that doesnt support your Sup Forums dogma. please just get off the internet for awhile dude

>i literally cant stop being a triggered baby
so fucking tiring. Sup Forumstards must have dangerously high blood pressures

>alt right
You 90's born faggots are truly pathetic. Why don't you try having a rational thought for once in your life?

>Calls a KKK propaganda film a good film
>cuck
I know you're a falseflagger and everything, but chill.

What is even the point of this post?

pretty salient point user. which political think tank is this new theory from? are you reading directly from a scientific journal or is this from your personal phd dissertation on race relations?

Does it really matter what you call the fragile infants raiding every comments section and downvoting everything? Alt right is as good as anything else. Rolls off the tongue a bit better than SJW right.

There's nothing new about either side of politics getting "triggered" by the other. You just sound like a young idiot

>omg you responded to me, so triggered

sorry, not alt right, he meant to say "cucked virgin neets who hate society because they cant get a date and were bullied in highschool". is that better? dont you have some interdimensional lizard pedophiles to be hunting? you know, "rational" thoughts?

Well yes, it's a movie directed by a comedian. It is literally a joke.

teenagers or early 20's guys on here seem to get off on talking like babies and niggers

daniel kaluuya is my nigga.

ever since i saw fifteen million merits i knew he was special

no, Sup Forums is a rabid frothing group of conspiratorial psychopaths. look at their rhetoric or incessant need to attack literally every article, movie, game, anything that undermines their 1850s evangelical southern worldview. sure sjws get triggered, but many of them are functioning humans with lives and jobs, and thus arent nearly as virulent. also, they dont spam Sup Forums with their bullshit all day. so as long as all the triggered political whining on Sup Forums is coming from Sup Forums they will continue to be mocked

For real though, something is wrong with black americans, do you guys put something in the water? blacks from my country act civilized but in american they act like chimpish ghetto trash... why? i demand scientific unbiased civilized explanation, avoid buzzwords if you can.

Is "bait" a buzzword?

That pretty much just sounds like all 20 somethings these days, regardless of where they stand politically. Why are they alt right? Are they really different from older right leaning people? Why aren't the left leaning millennials alt left? The main difference between this generation and the previous is that they are extra sensitive and so easily upset.

niggers are subhuman apes.

liberals have been brainwashed by jews to destroy their own culture and genetics.

we must secure a future and home for white children

the day of the rope is coming

there is only one god and he is great. praise be unto him. atheists and communists will be eliminated.

that said this movie looks pretty ok and i like key and peele so ill probably see it in theaters maybe take my wifes son along

posts like this make me cringe

>the day of the rope is coming
wishful thinking user

because alt-right are legitimately alternative right. they believe in jewish conspiracies, racial realism, and any other cliche hillbilly stereotype you can think of. Republicans in congress dont preach those policies, theyre all free trade neocons who just dont want abortion to be legal. modern popular liberalism isnt alternative because its not a break off from the main ideology.

Nice try, cracker.

R E D D I T

The majority of American nigs come from West Africa, Nigeria and such. These niggers are known to the absolute scum of Africa -- insufferable, thieving, violent, feral apes. Nigs in the South and East region of Africa are supposedly a little more lax.

maybe you should stick to reddit

truth hurts i guess

You're a stupid faggot user. It's not that I don't want it to happen, it's just not going to.

thanks for the racial realism lesson user i hate niggers now

All of that shit existed before the internet generation user.

you want all the minorities and people of different sexualities and religions to be lynched? sounds pretty fascist tbqh

>white people
>race

FFS

yes, but there a different subculture. they have appropriate the conspiracies and racism of stormfront/neo nazis, but its coupled with neet virgin gamer culture like an obsession with hating woman

And?

would I prefer a world without niggers and trannies and such? Yeah that would be nice.

they're*
appropriated*
fuck

Goddamn
Goddamn
Goddamn

Do we have a plot synopsis?

From the commercials, it looks to be something like the evil white man performs brain surgery on any blacks who wander in and make them docile slaves for the community. Will there be some twist?

Peele is a comedian, but at least from the trailers it doesn't look like they're trying to cultivate a 'horror comedy' vibe.

youll have a hard time finding a country that meets those requirements that isnt authoritarian and 3rd world

no, most blacks in our country are normal people. however, the news about african americans that gets into other countries is about them chimping out.

it's confirmation bias caused by the media. if you walk up to 10 african americans and have a conversation, 9 of them will be perfectly normal people.

black people have been on average in lower socioeconomic groups in the u.s. since they first came here because it was only about 50 years ago that equal rights were offically given to them legally, and there are still echoes of racism across the country, whether it be outright hatred or subconscious things like throwing out job applications if they have an african name on them.

gang culture and things like that started so blacks could be successful since they weren't being given jobs that would allow success or getting into schools, and when that drove crime up, things like affirmative action started to try to integrate them but for many it was too late. also, there's a negative correlation between education and unemployment, and with many blacks being rejected from colleges until very recently, unemployment among blacks was driven up and to stay afloat many turned to crime or swallowed their pride and turned to government assistance, but both of those things still led to stigmatization by whites, which led to the perpetuation of it. it's like the whites who dislike black people like to see them fail and commit crime more than they'd like to see them integrated and become just another person.

the process of truly integrating black people has only just begun in the last 20 years, despite the efforts by conservative media to continue painting black people as animals. it only leads to more rejection from higher social classes, which leads to less education and more crime.

you only need to look at a trailer park to see that less money and education can turn any race into classless dirty criminals.

>but its coupled with neet virgin gamer culture like an obsession with hating woman
That's just like your opinion user.

simply ebic

the plot is something like a rich liberal community are obsessed with proving how not racist and welcoming they are, and then the twist is the old liberals want to implant their brains/consciousness into the black people because they want to be young and blacks are so coddled by society they think theyll have easy lives

Something about old white people putting their minds in nigger bodies because it's hip to be a nigger or something like that

>please pay attention to me

These days you're right user. 20 years ago that was most civilised places.

no its not. you will see jewish conspiracies, gay and minority bashing, the defamation of all religions other than christianity, hate of women (theyre all chadfuckers, shallow, they dont actually enjoy things just want attention) all coupled together when Sup Forums has entered a thread

Serious question, why do black people have such gross eyes? More specifically the white parts.

youtube.com/watch?v=GfI9Ojvrijo

20 years ago there were no blacks or trannies in america? you obviously werent visiting the coasts back then

I'm black and thought it was pretty spooky.

yes user he mentioned gang culture what does this video add to his comment?

because youre racist and obsessed with finding faults with them

Goddamn, relax kid. You have Monday off because of dead white men. Enjoy it.

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>1850s evangelical worldview
>ITS 2017 PEOPLE

it's melanin in their sclerae

it's also what makes their skin, hair, and irises dark

>virgin neets
Mate, you're attacking everyone here now, fucking put a muzzle on that shotgun. Christ.

>"White ppl be scary!" The movie

You have to admit white people can be scary.

I mean, look at what they can do when they put their minds to something

>most blacks in our country are normal people.

Yeah sure, Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, Camden, Newark, Oakland, East St. Louis, East Cleveland, South Dallas, etc. etc.

"Normal people"

That's not what he was saying at all, but at least you can feel good about killing that strawman.

I'm not american user. You can easily see the rise of faggot/tranny culture polluting everything. 90's born guys are all queers. It's not their fault but it's the truth.

why has Sup Forums become so liberal

GOD
DAYYYYYYUMMMMMMM

suck a nigger dick you cunt

Because your b8 is stale

>It's not. It's a Jordan Peele film

This. No actual black person will see it anyway because he is not "black" enough the african amercian community.

theyre all queers? Then how come all the guys i know have wives/girlfriends? i live in cali and i hardly know any gays. sounds like some internet paranoia or some shit.

Is this what the kids think these days?

>gang culture and things like that started so blacks could be successful
Much by the contrary, the cia smuggled drugs and used blacks to sell it so they could have a legal reason to exterminate them, but it was so much more profitable to keep them going and the system shall remain untouched as long as the cia and involved lobbies exists.
The secret was to feed black american communities plenty of bad role models to keep replacement generations inside that criminal mindset they currently call "culture"

Young people of any race are stupid(specially the fatherless ones) and will walk towards the easiest sugested path, in this case, crime.

>trump just won
>will be the president for 8 years
>already doing shit load of work and keeping all his promises

>waah ure getting triggered
We're winning son

>cucked virgin neets who hate society because they cant get a date and were bullied in highschool
What what fuck are you doing here normal fag?

>"""""liberal""""""
Like these political ideological terms mean anything anymore if you paid any ounce of attention to the last decade or so.

Are you seriously triggered over "goddamn." He was just using it as an exclamation, no fedora tier atheist arguments in sight. Relax.

even with your stating cities (???), that doesn't prove anything. because some blacks commit crime, even if it is a higher proportion than among white people, how does that mean that the majority of them are not normal?

that's like saying all white people commit genocide.

or all catholics molest children.

or all protestants are in the kkk.

well some of the virgin neets here just deal with it and accept that theyre pieces of shit who belong here. Sup Forums has convinced themselves that their virginity and permanent neet status is a result of jewish plots

I can actually say that I am. Fuck it, this movie triggers me something fierce.
>Racial tensions are at a high
>Racism against white people and the idea that it's ok to do so all over the media
>Movie comes out about racist white cops, evil white people, and the poor black man just being as sweet as a peach

I'm going to make a movie called "Leave Now" about evil black people attacking a white guy, let's see how receptive people are to it.

are you sad not everyone is pretending to be an edgy faggot to contribute to le Sup Forums culture?

if you dont live in a ghetto the majority of the black people you meet will be normal, even if a lot of the blacks in america are hoodrat trash

I am never going to usa unless its a white/mexican/asian only city.
FUCK THIS SHIT.

reddit and imdb immigrants reaching critical mass

did you think before posting you stupid nigger?

not being a paranoid lunatic regurgitating stormfront popaganda doesnt make you liberal, user. most conservatives dont subscribe to that shit

>Some
We're all, "virgin neets", mate, some in the literal sense and some in the figurative sense.
You wouldn't be on this paper machine crafting imageboard if you weren't a virgin neet in some way.