Alright, Sup Forumsacks, get the fuck in here.
5 minute rounds, let's try to make this quick-ish.
Alright, Sup Forumsacks, get the fuck in here.
5 minute rounds, let's try to make this quick-ish.
Forgot my trip
bump
Kingdom of Prussia
Cyan
Nebraska
Start me in Massachusetts
Name "New England Patriots"
Colour blue
3 more nations and we'll start
I'm still here
Bump
Green
Cthulhu's Legion
Providence, Rhode Island
gotcha, 2 more to go
New El Salvador
Blue
New England
blue is already taken, as is a decent amount of new england. here's the map as it stands
Let me take Teal then please
Put me somewhere in the deep south
Forgot the (you)
no worries, i got you. 1 more nation until game starts
map as it stands
Attack C'thulu. Let's make this over quick
Brown
Florida
New Somalia
about to add then we'll start
ROUND 1
Looks like we've got a war brewing between New England and Cthulhu. Can the Patriots win for once?
The Redneck Union
West Virginia
Red
Fill Florida.
Spill around please
DUBS GIVE ME DUBS PLEASE KEK DUBS
Fill Connecticut, spill New York.
Fill Nebraska!
>00
Fuck you, you stole my dubs!
Yes, they can. Attack C'thulu.
Sorry for the roll before, thought we already had 5
>tfw I brought out my Kek statue for the round and just got dubs
ROUND OVER, let me update the map, should be quick.
...
Kek works in fairly straightforward ways.
ROUND TWO
Cthulhu shrugged off the Patriots without any effort! Looks like Tom Brady a shit.
To explain that war:
>Patriots rolled for 4 territories, Cthulhu for 10
>I gave Patriots 3 and Cthulhu 9
Continue filling Florida.
Continue filling West Virginia.
Keep attacking C'thulu
Defend, fill New York.
Fill Nebraska!
ROUND OVER, Patriots continue to fail to convert.
Spill around
reroll for this round, i'll take your better result since you aren't fighting anyone
ROUND THREE
Cthulhu continues being a horrifying giant being I guess.
Defend, fill New York.
Continue to fill West Virginia, please.
Fill Florida for glorious New Somalia.
Idc, keep attacking. Atleast I do what the Patriots do best - failing
Sorry for the delay, I'm having problems with the captcha. Please continue filling around
Fill Nebraska!
just in the nick of time
ROUND OVER, let me fill the map in and go make myself a drink
went ahead and gave you 14, it was your better result
ROUND THREE
The Patriots finally control all of the Massholes, but struggle to appeal to anyone else. Meanwhile, Florida is getting filled with brown people. Disgusting.
This round is sponsored by: mezcal. The Mexican whiskey.
Attack C'thulu and buy me one of those delicous whiskeys
Continue to fill Florida with shitskins. We will bring the USA up to Africa's standards.
Continue filling around please
The Redneck Union wishes to control all of West Virginia! Continue to fill.
Defend, fill New York.
Gold
Texas
Holy Empire
Light green
California
The Redneck Union takes Tennessee
...
Fill Nebraska!
ROUND OVER, filling in map.
don't know if my post went through or not, but round over
ROUND FOUR
The Kingdom of Prussia and Cthulhu are some kind of fucking monsters because they haven't rolled fewer than 10 territories so far.
You want to bet?
Fill Nebraska!
Defend, fill New York from North to South.
Finish browning Florida.
...
Spill Massachusetts, Vermont and New Hampshire.
Fill more of West Virginia
Okay, holy fuck. I surrender. If quitceding is allowed, cede my shit to my new Lord C'thulu. If not, just leave it blanc
Finish filling West Virginia, go into Kentucky if possible.
Continue filling within the state please
PLEASE KEK HELP ME
Fill California going north
Navajo
Aspara
Nevada
ceding is allowed
fuck
btw how many territories are dubs worth? I'm not seeing it on the legend
fill texas
Then, I congratulate C'thulu for all his nice rolls
Good game, lads
ROUND OVER, this might take a bit longer, lots of high rolls this time round.
dubs is, unfortunately, not special
Fuck, accidentally alt F4'd
Hey guys am a 'newfag' here. Would someone mind explaining to me what 'dubs' are? I cannot for the life of me figure out what the diddly you guys are talking about. Thx.
Asscadia
Pink
NW Washington
Go home. Get on outta here.
>00
>11
>22
and that kind of numbers
>pic related
It's when you get two numbers in a row at the end of your post number.
Thx m8.
no generals, i'm afraid
ROUND FIVE
Cthulhu proves victorious! Or the Patriots prove that they are, indeed, the Patriots.
A message from The Redneck Union to Cthulhu's Legion: We would like to initiate an alliance with your government. We can offer assistance in any conflict or war, and we will import the country's best moonshine and cigarettes. Would you like to accept our offer?
Alabama Man
South Alabama (Mobile area)
yellow
Fill West Virginia, go into Kentucky for the Redneck Union.
Fill Nebraska!
Keep going south
Finish Florida. Also
>nice dubs
this
Continue around please
Fill Washington North to South, spill Oregon's coast.
Fill New Hampshire, spill to Maine.
I accept. Please attack Southward however and stay south of Pennsylvania etc.
'Suddenly, Italians'
Purple
New York
Keep filling Nevada
ROUND OVER
nice almost quads
new york doesn't exist
Thank you for joining us in an alliance. We will fulfill the wishes that you have stated, and we look forward to a wonderful tomorrow. Also, we extend our congratulations on your victory over the New England Patriots.
Can you start me in the 'New York' area then?
New York is dead.