Naw, son. He looks his little girl square in the eyes, ruffles her hair and says
>Honey, daddy is 10-42 this net.
Jonathan Taylor
ROBERT 10-4 LOVE YOU 2
Isaac Thompson
THEY ARE LEARNING
James Martinez
To which she replies >Check yo keys
Dylan Kelly
>MFW
God-damnit, man. This is fucking amazing.
Julian Anderson
rip orange hat goy
Lucas Sanders
Fat spic
Bentley Fisher
> daddy? > yes honey? > check yo keys check yo partners keys
Isaac Morales
>tfw you look forward to listening to the chiraq police scanner at night
Luke Jenkins
>Black and White Sweater w/ a knife >Fled into the alley
Xavier Morris
D-drawfaaaaaag! We need you!
Cooper Cook
...
Lincoln Gutierrez
Every night this week, since the first one.
Charles Ortiz
That drawfag made it extra cumfy
Jonathan Price
it's becoming my favorite part of summer
Robert Cook
i'm more excited for it than i should be. i never make it to the late night stuff
David Edwards
...
Brody Rogers
Fresh bingo boards pls
Eli Wright
>Monday will be Sunday!
Nathan Thomas
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Jonathan Carter
>16oz soup cup of strong chamomile tea, apple bread, and a wrapped in a blanket c o m f y
Ethan Powell
what does check yo keys mean?
Jose Ward
Guys im on the south side of chicago rn . Been listening to this for like an hour. Get ready at 9:50 remember this . Not a joke 57th street
Jayden King
Actually average flip but k
Angel Scott
ahaha...we need the drawfag now. this has to be immortalized.
This. We sit here, being /comfy/, commiserating, while a city bleeds itself red to the gutters for our amusement.
What a fucking time to be alive!
Owen Hall
Get out of my country REEEEEEEE
Luis Foster
black people are liable to steal your car if you don't keep track of your keys
Isaac Gonzalez
it means you should observe these repeating digits
Jacob Jenkins
All this police radio makes me wanna listen to my local Memphis police to see what my monkeys are up to at this time of night.
Hunter Mitchell
going to chiraq for family reunion stuff tomorrow... am i gonna die
Charles Stewart
someone holding down the "talk" button on their personal radio by accident.
Lincoln Fisher
Keys: Check'd
Jonathan Carter
Double dubs of truth
Jordan Adams
>aw mayn
Jeremiah Garcia
Its a summer tradition, scanner is boring as fuck when nigs go into hibernation during the winter.
Parker Bell
OH shit I live on archer and 47th.
Jeremiah Morgan
SASSY DISPATCH
Connor James
>"AW MAYN!"
Grayson Reed
Asians>Mexicans>Blacks PDX log in activate, these are desperate times here, take your allies were you get em.
Gavin Torres
...
Kayden Morgan
Just use the dad jumping out of the window template
Carson Hughes
>robert
Andrew James
The Robert from everybody loves raymond was a cop. coincidence?
Daniel Rogers
Someone with Chiraq knowledge - make an anonymous 911 call identifying a black male wearing a my little pony tank top & firing a gun at random street lights while shouting about Donald Trump.
Julian Lee
I cant stay and listen tonight
have to put fences up.
have fun, mates
Jack Scott
Bout to take a big ol' dab to wake our lord and savior.
Julian Morgan
>"Sounds like Key & Peele's substitute teacher"
That dispatcher actually sounds kinda cute though
Isaac Thompson
What should I listen to?
Colton Green
Ladies, gentlemen and all you /pol pervs...
Robert has arrived.
Grayson Walker
2 sassy
sweet sassy molassy tonight is gonna be good, I can feel it
Christian White
Which part?
Tyler Price
Get ready
Aaron Martinez
only if you're white
Logan Williams
Filipinos and Viets are the Mexicans of Asia.
Connor Hill
>shirtless guy with dreads shooting off roman candles
Aaron Cooper
Fireworks.
WE WUZ CHEYE NEEZ 'N SHEET
Parker Brooks
10-4, Robert. You'll be here in spirit, I'm sure
Gabriel Hughes
I'm ready for your blessed message.
Brayden Campbell
this matters
Nathaniel Phillips
It's a possibility
Chase Thomas
Fuck off quebec. Everyone hates you.
Luke Garcia
I was the dreaded roman candle shooter.
Josiah Adams
>Crook County Good luck user.
Owen Perez
Sassy Dispatch is my dispatch waifu. I called dibs like, three days ago.
>All you other Roberts need not check yo' keys.
Lincoln Jones
hey i just got here, what happened?
Colton Evans
...
Kevin Jenkins
Rude. Hi Ontario.
Mason Anderson
no flip or viets ever called me neckbeard.
Robert Flores
THANK GOD
Christopher Robinson
Going again rn . See if i can spark attention. Cops everywhere
Liam Jackson
>life savings kept in garage
Dominic Robinson
Welcome Robert. Here's my rolling log...
So far tonight.. > 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home. > Dispatcher who can't stop laughing > Mom hits son in head with a skillet > Check your keys > Dispatcher making fart noises > Does anyone speak Polish? > Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids > Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people > Man stabs roommate in chest with knife. > 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high? > Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic > Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer > drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there > Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight > Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub) > Woman "laid out" at KFC > Driving "Erotically" > Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee? > Man beating up 85-year-old father > Screaming in the background > How much coffee have you had? > Dispatcher arguing with cop > Dead on Arrival > Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block > Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement > Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house! > Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller > Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!! > More screaming in the background > Your Ubers are not listening > Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack > Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers > Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying > Shots fired > More Shots fired > Sunday will be Monday > Shots still being fired > Sassy dispatch
