Dad, this is my wife. I've changed my name and converted to Islam. Call me Abdullah Chaddam al-Amriki

>Dad, this is my wife. I've changed my name and converted to Islam. Call me Abdullah Chaddam al-Amriki.

How do you respond?

how is my son such a chad

Actually you make a good arab son. I wonder if your mom cucked me.

Unironically disinherit him

Inshaalah son, now you can conquer all these infidels with me.


(NSA niggers I am just joking. don't whitelist me)

How do the I have a blue-eyed white chad as son?

Presumably your wife cucked you with a blue-eyed white chad.

Offer them free shipment of pork deli as wedding gift.

For him to look that white, I'd need a white wife first. Will you kindly gib me a hwyte wimmen, Sven?

el poder de cristo te lo ordena turco bobo

I was hoping you'd keep your mother and I's religion of post-christian agnosticism, but clearly you're very serious about this New Age cult you've joined son. Just don't kill yourself.

>post-christian agnosticism

(you)

>tfw I know there're tons of arab muslim Qts actually. basically rough gemstone

JUST

FUCK

WHAT

DO


and they say I need to convert to Islam if I wanna be their bf. JUST WHY! WHY!!!

>Chaddam

Infidels inherit nothing

nigga if they're actual muzzies then you can't be their bf, they don't entertain the concept of dating, you have to convert and marry.

tfw no kinky Muslima wife

*laughs*

nothing wrong so invite her parents to home party

How did I get a Chechen son?

Yeah, but what if they're rebellious young muslim girls tho?

>Chaddam

Nice