>11 November
England v Argentina
Wales v Australia
Ireland v South Africa
France v New Zealand
>18 November
Italy v Argentina
England v Australia
Scotland v New Zealand
France v South Africa
>25 November
Italy v South Africa
Scotland v Australia
Wales v New Zealand
Ireland v Argentina
>2 December
Wales v South Africa
STRONG
MUSCULAR
AND
INTELLIGENT
I am greatly excited about this wonderful thread and this wonderful weekend to come
really hoping canterbury gets hit with another earthquake lads
Already too many kiwis here.
poms are up.
>forgeting Germany x Brazil next 11/11, Belgium x Brazil next 18/11 and Spain x Brazil next 25/11
Also
>v instead of x
>The immovable object Germany vs the unstoppable force of Brazil, in a game being described as 'happening this weekend'
>caring about tier 2 and below rugby when they aren't playing a tier 1 nation
>x is short hand for versus
Scotland
Didn't even know they were playing sorry m8. I'll put it in the next one.
>v instead of x
Yeah nah get fucked
based david
It's maximum potential x maximum potential lads
>haast eagle
>went extinct in 1400 because the only thing they knew how to hunt was a single animal
>so dumb that they were outsmarted by the maoris
>bald eagle
>2.3m wingspan
>rarely take on evasive or dangerous prey on their own
>kleptoparisite
>glorified seagull
>wedge tail eagle
>2.8m wingspan
>team up to hunt red kangaroos
>not a little faggot
Just went full kinetic lads.
based Aussie knowledge of NZ endemic species
>Hedge wren
>So small can't find a wingspan, only 10cm long
>Outsmarted the eagle to become king of the birds
Nice bird you got there. Too bad your national bird is the emu (epoo), which despite its general stupidity and flightlessness blew the fuck out of your "people"
Didn't know the Ivory Coast had a national bird
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rugby??????????????????????
Never heard of it.
I think you'll find this is /bird/ actually lad.
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Quality /bird/ posts. What's up with all these pricks talking about some contact sport? The last few threads have been full of them.
We had a friendly little kingfisher at our house growing up, he ate the frogs and shit out of our pond
Forgot the critical pic
bump for hoc symmetry
>keeping a pond full of shit outside your house
Ranjeet! How’s the dairy lad? Eaten any eggs while making unblinking eye contact with naked strangers lately
We had a pair of cats. The female was a regular magpie serial killer. The male was a crosseyed idiot. Either way we had a shit ton of robins and greenfinches in the garden.
The fuck does Sweden have to do with rugby? Birds! I meant birds.
>Imagine trying that hard to make a joke
>Shitskinds bullied off Sup Forums
>Cuntabarian shitskins bullied off /rug/
I can respect your national bird Sven, it has a certain elegant simplicity to it
Imagine outing yourself as being from ShCh.
*knocks off early*
*dabs open the marlborough wine*
Do you like just making shit up and seeing if it sticks?
Odds are I'm whiter than you, and I don't live in Christchurch.
CJ Stander shouls be playing for South Africa this Saturday tbqphwy
Bundee Aki should be on a boat back to wherever
Rugby is fucked lads.
I've landed a few birds in my time of you catch my drift lads
hey Paddy
Do you have a good pond with a thriving wildlife?
I had a creek, but I fail to see the relevance.
Sup cuzzy bru
Just blowing the froth off a coopers myself lad.
Christchurch is shit, but the rest of Canterbury is great
if you attempt to argue this you have obviously never been to Canterbury and are most likely a northerner coconut cunt
>rent free
I dislike cantabrians as much as the next guy but this is a quality post.
Checking these quality posts.
Just got my certified personal trainer license lads
Training donut technicians?
fuck humidity
I don’t understand this.
And you never will.
>the BLACKEDbird is actually genuinely for reals the no joke national bird of sweden
Surprised it's not the cuckoo 2bh
Hey /bird/
You may only reply to this post if
1) Your nations rugby team hasn't lost to the Auckland Blues this year
2) The verdant, windswept coastlines of your nation ARE home to tiny little babby-mode penguins.
Not so fast, "home" nations
CJ Stander is shit. Shan't be watching the game unless there are promises that we inflict the same concussion as they did to Lambie to someone like Sexton.
Fuck Ireland, I am glad we are going to cuck you to the RWC, enjoy your "First World" country, you spaz
>The All Blacks certainly have not lost to the MIGHTY BLUES this year.
>ball sacks literally ducking England AND the Blues in 2017
Shameless.
Sup.
All Blacks vs Kangaroos in a game of Aussie Rules who wins lads
>Aussie Rules
Nobody, tttt
All I know about Aussie rules from the one time I tried watching it is that the ref blows their whistle all the time for basically everything that happens like in netball so I imagine the AIG All Blacks would naturally get the rub of the green from all the officiating that is apparently going on.
We would need to find someone who can kick the ball between the posts and/or the "at least you tried" posts, but only after running around in no discernible direction and throwing the ball around aimlessly for an unspecified number of minutes first as is presumably required.
Could be Pinekenzie's true calling.
All Blacks win
AB 3.5 Aussie pointaroos - 2.45 aussie pointaroos Kngrs
>tfw no jacinda ardern portrait hanging in my living room
>All Blacks win
>AB 3.5 Aussie pointaroos - 2.45 aussie pointaroos
That means Australia wins
Permission to make the next post please.
as coach of /rug/ i deny this request
Seconded by the CFO.
Capt here.
You may not.
You may, however, proceed to kys.
Execute all namefags.
Thank You.
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This is Garold btw. My wireless keyboard died halfway through typing me name.
YOU'll die halfway through typing your name next time cunt
This is pathetic. GES is gonna get you punk.
G A R O L D. Still alive Jack. Try again.
>Jack
WTF
ENF lad, how’s things lad?
What are you doing as captain lad. I appointed you CEO when I stepped down.
Based Jack living in Garold's head rent free.
>Jack
Your mum Jacked me off last night you pathetic dweeb
/bird/ is /rug/ - a hypothesis
>New Zealand has historically been nothing but /birds/ and /rug/, only recently have foreign invaders spoilt the virtual monopoly with dirty spic sports and dirty pommy/spic wildlife. Although still technically unique. Over-exposure, the chinks and the cancerous tendrils of overly preppy 21st century marketing have worn our source of pride down to a soulless after-image.
>Australia has a proud history of /birds/ and /rug/ but got so utterly btfo by birds/rugby in their own backyard that they packed a sook and pretended their retarded mutant mammals/sport that aren't/isn't found in any real numbers anywhere else is the best instead.
That's 2/2 dead on so no point in even thinking about how the others correlate 10/10 theory absolutely PROVEN CORRECT
Just ate the missus (male) arse while he boiled some water for tea (low calorie soup)
I think the syphilis is eating away at your memory
Don't fucking talk about my mom you cunt.
>mom
Jesus fuck you're a sad piece of work.
I shat in a cup and your mum ate it before she shat in a cup and I ate it. It was very erotic and we have a bond closer than you and her have
Does your wife know you're watching another woman shit?
Where’s your null hypothesis you fuckwit? Grant denied. I will not allow /rug/‘s funds to be put towards this nonsense. Adjourn the committee meeting.
Keep insulting my me and my mom and I'll make sure that France beats the All Blacks.
I wish I could rail your mum the way her bull did last night, she sent me pics and it looked like a wild time.
Cuck
hows the throat cancer treating you mate
Soup is not a meal by the way
t. Certified Dietician
Thinking about having some whiskey soup with ice croutons shortly.
Just going to the bottle store lads, you want anything?
An assorted range of garage project cans please
Anything that will make me forget that this thread exists, thanks
Bleach
A hipflask of concentrated saffa tears please.
What if I put a noodle soup?
A couple bottles of Moët
dab me up another bottle of the cheapest marlborough wine family