hackney edition
/brit/
woa... powerful..
anyone wanna play runescape?
What does your ideal afterlife look like, and how do you plan to reach it?
old school?
no thanks :)
Why do girls love tall men
Oblivion.
By detaching myself from material desires to escape the karmic wheel of reincarnation.
basically noclip mode with the ability to go back and foward in time at will. Basically a time travelling ghost
i want to be reincarnated as a pin worm in natalie portmans arsehole
genetic superiority. manlets stay single or go gay.
cheeky finger
in
my
ARSE
Love tall men simple as
Yeah
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Can you comment as to why?
If the smoothie we're so innocent then why do they have to say they are?
quite like the asian feller from The Try Guys tbqh
OSRS I would
una vela
im okay with a willy but fingers hurt
legitimately think less of people who are under 6ft.
need one right now, feel like shit
Business idea: a /brit/ spinoff where it's just me, thailad and irishlad making hilariously disillusioned social commentary while the union jacks and yanks can read but don't have posting rights.
get any train to aldgate and then the circle line to embankment
the subsurface lines are a bit complicated I think there's like 3 lines running on 1 track
Prefer not to say
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What's the best song of the 90s?
post feet pls
Original nutta
Did you know that being born in Finland is like winning the lottery?
lyeefffffffff
putter'd
Larger frame > more potential for putting on mass > better at fighting due to great reach and punching power > more adequate for protecting their roastie
tits or gtfo
alan tries so hard to be funny
it's a bit sad
Jesus was 6'5''
what things would one done if they had a talent for words OR was on their way to having a talent for words?
are blogs still a thing? maybe a weekly pamphlet left around campus?
not a fan of the shit weather honestly
its bad enough here
So the person in the last thread said just get the circle line, and you're saying Aldgate and then circle line. This is helpful, but not helpful. I'll just work it out on the day I suppose.
Why did new labour ruin britain
im tall but pack on muscle relatively effortlessly. got a nice ottermode body from just doing walking, swimming and pressups at home. no black blood in me either. got a fast metabolism too so dont have to be very careful with my diet. full head of hair too with no sign of thinning.
a good state of affairs ngl.
Lmao
It doesn't rain
5'9 but taller than the rents
Gfs 5'7
Will my offspring by her reach 6ft?
Getting nostalgic about the ex.
She was a psychotic, selfish, manipulative, depressive, needy and immature bitch but none of us are perfect.
in a world without wh*Tes
>tfw never own prada brogues
>boil in my pubic area
for fuck's sake
Motorcycle emptiness
I bet you have brown eyes
Trying not to fall asleep during half time lads
rain is nice though. very comfy cuddling up with the gf next to the fire with rain gently hitting the windows.
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pics x
green actually. the rarest of the rare.
What do battymans attraction come from
Normql ppl attractiom from evolutionarily preferable traits
Like i get a hardon thinking about the fact my gf got a first in maths because of the implications for my kids
>gf
no, I shant be replying to your normie posts
kindly fuck off
FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Hilarious!
Dear Darren,
Saw this & thought of you painting the flat!
Hope you and Michelle are well, mum is sad that you don't call any more.
See you soon maybe
lots of love,
Dad
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Please consider the environment before printing this email
Just put on my comfy new Barbour jumper, popped on some Sigur Ros and am drinking a Sports Direct mug of Hot Chocolate. Tell me again why summer is better?
Lookin at some porn but, I dunno, seems a bit same-old same-old
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what embankment
When you think about it it really is just One by U2
pics x
literally don't get it
feel dumb
just a genetic mutation made more evident due to environmental triggers in the modern world.
Well if that's the case you've just described me and I doubt there's 2 people on Brit that are exactly how you just described. Especially with green eyes being so rare, rather coincidental don't you think?
>better at fighting due to great reach and punching power
There's not just one style of fighting. Being shorter (assuming your bulky) makes you harder to trip. Tall fags have centers of gravity that are too far from the ground. Would legitimately disrupt the breathing of a 2m asshole with a headbutt to the chest and then make him meet the ground by just slightly tripping him. Basic physics.
contagious
cunt ages
You're just missing the intimacy, even though you know she was a terrible roastie cunt and the downsides easily outweighed the benefits but it has been so long that you conveniently forgot.
Just have a wank and it'll all go away.
summer is fucking shite
use Google maps transit directions
nobody cares what brand your mug is fucking sap
welcome to the elite, brother.
Sum 'er? I 'ardly knew 'er!
You sound like a fucking nerd
business idea: get melanin
ello me lads woops *drops hat as i doft it*
*bends to pick it up* SHHREEEDDD *splits the back of my pants* what th- oh DEAR me NO dear dear me oh NO
oh
i didn't get it because cunt isn't in my vernacular
>Being shorter (assuming your bulky) makes you harder to trip. Tall fags have centers of gravity that are too far from the ground. Would legitimately disrupt the breathing of a 2m asshole with a headbutt to the chest and then make him meet the ground by just slightly tripping him. Basic physics.
UNDER NEON LONELINESS
sickle cell cunts
we hate muslims, we hate blacks, we want our great country back!!!
Near Southbank.
Yeah, I've looked on a couple of things and they don't say the same thing.
Summer is for melanin enriched chads, therefore Summer is for me
GREAT image
haha alan is really bitter about being as tall as a child. what a loser.
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>a headbutt to the chest
that is truly a work of art
this but unironically
dont reply to it
It's not the brand, but the size of it. I was highlighting the fact that I have a lot of drink, not the brand.
Nah, I'm sound.
Why are legs so attractive?