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hackney edition

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woa... powerful..

anyone wanna play runescape?

What does your ideal afterlife look like, and how do you plan to reach it?

old school?

no thanks :)

Why do girls love tall men

Oblivion.
By detaching myself from material desires to escape the karmic wheel of reincarnation.

basically noclip mode with the ability to go back and foward in time at will. Basically a time travelling ghost

i want to be reincarnated as a pin worm in natalie portmans arsehole

genetic superiority. manlets stay single or go gay.

cheeky finger

in
my
ARSE

Love tall men simple as

Yeah

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Can you comment as to why?

If the smoothie we're so innocent then why do they have to say they are?

quite like the asian feller from The Try Guys tbqh

OSRS I would

una vela

im okay with a willy but fingers hurt

legitimately think less of people who are under 6ft.

need one right now, feel like shit

Business idea: a /brit/ spinoff where it's just me, thailad and irishlad making hilariously disillusioned social commentary while the union jacks and yanks can read but don't have posting rights.

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get any train to aldgate and then the circle line to embankment
the subsurface lines are a bit complicated I think there's like 3 lines running on 1 track

Prefer not to say

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What's the best song of the 90s?

post feet pls

Original nutta

Did you know that being born in Finland is like winning the lottery?

lyeefffffffff

putter'd

Larger frame > more potential for putting on mass > better at fighting due to great reach and punching power > more adequate for protecting their roastie

tits or gtfo

alan tries so hard to be funny
it's a bit sad

Jesus was 6'5''

what things would one done if they had a talent for words OR was on their way to having a talent for words?

are blogs still a thing? maybe a weekly pamphlet left around campus?

not a fan of the shit weather honestly

its bad enough here

So the person in the last thread said just get the circle line, and you're saying Aldgate and then circle line. This is helpful, but not helpful. I'll just work it out on the day I suppose.

Why did new labour ruin britain

im tall but pack on muscle relatively effortlessly. got a nice ottermode body from just doing walking, swimming and pressups at home. no black blood in me either. got a fast metabolism too so dont have to be very careful with my diet. full head of hair too with no sign of thinning.

a good state of affairs ngl.

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Lmao

It doesn't rain

5'9 but taller than the rents
Gfs 5'7

Will my offspring by her reach 6ft?

Getting nostalgic about the ex.

She was a psychotic, selfish, manipulative, depressive, needy and immature bitch but none of us are perfect.

in a world without wh*Tes

>tfw never own prada brogues

>boil in my pubic area

for fuck's sake

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Motorcycle emptiness

I bet you have brown eyes

Trying not to fall asleep during half time lads

rain is nice though. very comfy cuddling up with the gf next to the fire with rain gently hitting the windows.

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green actually. the rarest of the rare.

What do battymans attraction come from
Normql ppl attractiom from evolutionarily preferable traits

Like i get a hardon thinking about the fact my gf got a first in maths because of the implications for my kids

>gf
no, I shant be replying to your normie posts
kindly fuck off

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Dear Darren,

Saw this & thought of you painting the flat!
Hope you and Michelle are well, mum is sad that you don't call any more.

See you soon maybe

lots of love,

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Just put on my comfy new Barbour jumper, popped on some Sigur Ros and am drinking a Sports Direct mug of Hot Chocolate. Tell me again why summer is better?

Lookin at some porn but, I dunno, seems a bit same-old same-old

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what embankment

When you think about it it really is just One by U2

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literally don't get it
feel dumb

just a genetic mutation made more evident due to environmental triggers in the modern world.

Well if that's the case you've just described me and I doubt there's 2 people on Brit that are exactly how you just described. Especially with green eyes being so rare, rather coincidental don't you think?

>better at fighting due to great reach and punching power
There's not just one style of fighting. Being shorter (assuming your bulky) makes you harder to trip. Tall fags have centers of gravity that are too far from the ground. Would legitimately disrupt the breathing of a 2m asshole with a headbutt to the chest and then make him meet the ground by just slightly tripping him. Basic physics.

contagious

cunt ages

You're just missing the intimacy, even though you know she was a terrible roastie cunt and the downsides easily outweighed the benefits but it has been so long that you conveniently forgot.

Just have a wank and it'll all go away.

summer is fucking shite

use Google maps transit directions

nobody cares what brand your mug is fucking sap

welcome to the elite, brother.

Sum 'er? I 'ardly knew 'er!

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You sound like a fucking nerd

business idea: get melanin

ello me lads woops *drops hat as i doft it*
*bends to pick it up* SHHREEEDDD *splits the back of my pants* what th- oh DEAR me NO dear dear me oh NO

oh
i didn't get it because cunt isn't in my vernacular

>Being shorter (assuming your bulky) makes you harder to trip. Tall fags have centers of gravity that are too far from the ground. Would legitimately disrupt the breathing of a 2m asshole with a headbutt to the chest and then make him meet the ground by just slightly tripping him. Basic physics.

UNDER NEON LONELINESS

sickle cell cunts

we hate muslims, we hate blacks, we want our great country back!!!

Near Southbank.

Yeah, I've looked on a couple of things and they don't say the same thing.

Summer is for melanin enriched chads, therefore Summer is for me

GREAT image

haha alan is really bitter about being as tall as a child. what a loser.

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>a headbutt to the chest

that is truly a work of art

this but unironically

dont reply to it

It's not the brand, but the size of it. I was highlighting the fact that I have a lot of drink, not the brand.

Nah, I'm sound.

Why are legs so attractive?