/fug/ France + UK + Germany

Didn't have any of this general's OC so have this picture of a cat instead edition

A thread for the three big cunts of europe to have a nice comfy chat

Whinging finns or whatever not invited
Reminder not to bully germans

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2D9QaSx2_t0
youtube.com/watch?v=MpnM6Lfy5Jg
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franks
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

the french are the real heirs of the franks
reminder that there was almost no franks in eastern francia
and fuck the perfidious anglo

Addendum to the thread rules:
No stupid haplogroup posting or other french autism

bumping with some barb

define "french autism"

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I thought we were friends

What are your sunday plans /fug/?

Gonna finish my coffee and then go to the gym and go for a walk to a second hand bookshop. Then cook something nice for din dins

I'm going to shitpost on Sup Forums all day and finish the day with anime then masturbate my BIG GALLIC COCK and go to sleep

>posting in a thread with inferior non-french being
Huh...Je me sens sale.

Recommend me some french music froggies, french sounds good in songs

Greetings venerable opponents.

Edith Piaf?

I don't even listen to french music or very rarely, it's all nigger rap today or the eternal same songs that sounds like they all come from 2012 or something
maybe there's some hidden gems but I don't know

Danger is pretty cool but there's no lyrics
youtube.com/watch?v=2D9QaSx2_t0

Everything from gainsbourg
La noyée
L'Anamour
Boomerang
L'eau à la bouche.
Les oiseaux des charmilles (opera)

doing nothing all day till i go to uni next week lmao. Who /freshers/ here?

>Edith Piaf
her voice makes me cringe
hate her old parisian accent

>gainsbourg
boring as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=MpnM6Lfy5Jg

I picked a subtitled one for you

>he doesn't like edith piaf and gainsbourg
nu-french. You are not even french desu

I'm as french as a frenchman can be, faggot
it's not because i'm french that I have to like every thing we do
I don't like those old songs
I much prefer Daft Punk, DANGER, this kind of stuff
other than that i just listen to american stuff because they make much more music and i'm too lazy to find good french stuff, sang in french (particularly because I don't know where to find it)

Dominique A
Françoiz Breut
Sanseverino
Alain Souchon
cba posting links i'm a dumb mobileposter.
If you are still here this evening i will dump some

t.nu-french

waiting for brits and germs

what does that even means

lol non
/fug/ s'est fait annexé par /fr/

hello friend

oh and before I leave, listen to Bernard Lavilliers

what does that mean

regarde, il y a déjà l'accord de la troisième personne à do (does), pas besoin de le remettre

Ce fil est maintenant /fr générale.
Vous pouvez parler français.

moruQ almans trauen sich nicht zu pfosten amk

Germany and Finland are friends.

Merde depuis le début j'ai toujours fait cette erreur
sinon tu réponds à ma question ?

Hello senpai

finshit leave this is thread is for franks, anglos and germs only

>finshit
that was uncalled for, hans

I know I am sorry that was rude of me

You are forgiven, Hans.

very nice

When will we and the Brits be thanked for winning you your war?

God, Finland, we can't keep doing everything for you. You're going to have to be a big boy someday.

But you didn't actually intervene?

The threat of us intervening was enough for the Soviets to cower away and sign a hasty peace that didn't leave Finland too damaged.

With Finland truly isolated, who knows what would've happened. Especially since Hitler had promised the entirety of Karelia to Stalin.

Okay. Thanks Pierre. I'll give you cuddles if you come to Finland ever.

Hopefully someday!

Anyways, we're all getting drafted to fight off Russian and Chinese armies by twenty's years time so we'll get to meet then.

Soyez propres, parlez français.

Wew the ratio in this thread is super frog heavy

Graduated but I'm gonna try and go out this week and pretend I'm still at uni to get some sweet fresher minge

>this is a bad thing

Graduated a year ago and I'm still pulling Erasmus students desu

je n'étais pas lui

France
English: France
German: Frankreich
Britain
French: Grande-Bretagne
German: Grossbritannien
Deutschland
English: Germany
French: Allemagne

Poor Germans

I don't know why we call them Allemagne. i comes from the tribes of the Alemanni. We should call it Germanie

>I don't know why we call them Allemagne. i comes from the tribes of the Alemanni.


congratulations, you played yourself

It would make more sense to call it Germans instead of Alemannis, don't you think? the alemanni people is just a random tribe

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franks

what are you trying to say?

>/fug/ is up
>I'm late
Awww
How are you guys ? It's been quite cold (barely reaching 20°C) and I'm freezing

This thread should be Russia France Germany. That would be the real Eurasian alliance.

>quite cold
>barely reaching 20 degrees
That's the perfect temperature you goofster

How am I supposed to enjoy my drink outside ? You don't seriously expect me to wear a coat or something ?

20 degrees is more than hot enough to enjoy a drink outside

Good list, cheers

Because the Romans named each region based on the dominant tribe at the time.

The names of most countries in Welsh come from Latin, no idea why.

but the romans called it Germania