Aus/pol/ General: No Left Turn Edition

Current state of play in the lower house (76 needed to win):

Labor: 72
Liberal: 66
Independent: 2
Green: 1
Xenophon: 1
Undecided: 7

Who knows what is happening in the Senate.

Counting resumes on Tuesday.

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Xenophon has won

Who is the goodest goys in politics?

No meme

How ugly are this family Sup Forums?

>Labor: 72
That is not the current state m8. That is a VERY optimistic estimate for Labor.

Liberals in Straya are the Sup Forums party correct?

fucking upside downers

Is it seriously going to take a month until we know the results?

Liberals, Greens, Labor, Nationals

In that order.

MFW South Australia has cucked the nation with a well hung parliament

No it's not, it's the AEC count. It's actually 71 now but its flipping 71/72 frequently.

vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm

Post leftie butthurt

>every single person, the op and all posters are male btw

only for senate maybe, lower house by this week/tuesday

Not any more.

Could be.

PEDOPHILES BTFO

Sorry m8, I just copied the OP from the last thread we had

No they're a bunch of boomer cuckservatives

One Nation is Sup Forums's party

1 and 5

hung parliament means they have to be sure in close marginals

new senate voting scheme probably doesn't help either

Nah. The are the most conservative major. But they are clearly retards.

Eh.

The liberal party is our centrist-right. Or at least their supposed to be. Turnbull is doing his best to fuck it.

The abuse of parliamentary privilege is going to be fucking hilarious.

I say we keep a eye on all new senate legislation and fuckin drive em to the far right conservative angle for the next 3 years.

Should pedpill him on Sup Forums lolies

>the AEC count.
That doesn't include postal votes which are yet to come. They heavily favour the coalition.

You would be better of using a count that predicts future counting, like the ABC one.

does this election mean anything for weed legalization?

Why are the youth of Australia so racist

Most young cunts in this country are second generation immigrants...

>In his 2004 book, The Fall and Rise of Derryn Hinch, and in a radio editorial in March 2005, Hinch admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old female when he was in his early thirties

>Racism is bad
>Globalism is good
>But profit seeking globalism is bad
>And environment is important
>So globalism is bad
>But globalism is good

MY FUCKING ROBOTIC MIND CANT HANDLE THESE GYMANSTICS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Sup Forums party is now One Nation

Apparently if you don't vote for the Greens you shouldn't be allowed an opinion.

Turnbull needs to resign desu.

The son looks like a right dickhead

clearly he is a muzzie

nah

nimbin still exists so you'll probably be fine anyway

...

Would bang 1 and 5. I might even take a handie from 3.

No

Why do you even need weed legalised? Everybody who wants to do it already does

calling it now, he'll be out by 2018

Our prerogative as the colony of freemen who will not be cucked from our submarines.

No seriously, you try that shit again you're getting a three party system and you're going home in a barrel.

HAHAHAHAHA!

IT'S 2016. Fucking Nu-males, on time every time. Fucking CarlTC and John Oliver would shed a tear of joy.

In the 90s the 'left' hated globalism, remember the No WTO protests and G8 riots? Now it's LETS EMBRACE GLOBAL ELITES HURRAY

>If you don't follow my opinion you don't deserve an opinion

Fucking Greenies

only the little girl is his biological child
rest are from his partners previous relationship

>I might even take a handie from 3

>halal snack pack
Grrr it's a fucking AB you cunts.

No gay marriage vote, Classify Homosexuality and other perversions as a mental Illness,Deport all Muslims, End Immigration except from white christian countries, Investigate Jewish influence in Australia and remove it,Nationalise vital assets and flush out& jail all Marxist Ideologues.

SENATE RESULTS (According to ABC)

LNP 28

ALP 25

Greens 6

NXT 3

One Nation 1

Derryn Hinch 1

Jacqui Lambie Network 1

IN DOUBT: 11

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/senate/

>new senate voting scheme probably doesn't help either

Loads harder I'd think as there should be no 1 only above the lines.

state issue for the most part

You want weed legalised!! go back to the ALP cuck.

White women are a mistake.

I like how the Greenie puts up this 'intellectual/hollier than thou' front but can't link any green policy to his claim that greens would help rural Australia.

we honestly need to get halal banned

kosher food isn't even funded by the tax payer

The honest to god lefties that have kept a level head and consistantly hated globalism are few and far between. Our premier is one of them, fortunately:
abc.net.au/news/2016-07-03/election-2016-grey-lineball-xenophon-tells-insiders/7565284

What do animal rights groups think of halal? It's clearly inherently contradictory to their core values, but do they let it slide because they don't want to be islamophobic?

They're the cuckservative party
Especially now they're helmed by the more leftist elements under Malcomowitz Prepbull

Those with any say:

Main 2 parties
Greens

One Nation is the "bad goys, not in this current year!"

>the memes are real

Praise Kek, indeed

please just kill my generation. Start over.

This is why we need a good Ol' World War. Show these fucking children what real horrors are.

Halal is just capitalism at its purest. If there's a market for it, it has every reason to exist.

Globalism is two sided one side is economic rationalism.. the other is cultural (anti-white) We need a global trade but only if its AUSTRALIAN NATIONAL CAPITALIST.

Why is it offensive for a trans guy that likes drag to marry his husband
Fucking bigots, it's 2016
#loveislove

RSPCA were sort of against it like 5 years ago

Holy shit.
>meme magic

Apparently you're a Liberal voter if you don't agree with her. And that her and her children will be dead if we don't vote Greens.

If you ever want lefty tears or to be enraged visit the Hack on triple j facebook page.

If a company wants to increase their reach why shouldn't they?

>WRONG FUCKING YEAR PAULINE

kek. Tfw Liberals were always going to lose in SA for ending assistance to Holden and for even implying that the subs would be built elsewhere.

Where do Hamish and Andy sit on the political spectrum bros?

Right at the bottom.

Isn't Labor winning? Why would they be upset?

Protectionism will make Australia great again

But we'll have to invest in alternative energy and technology research because other than mining shit we are fucking useless

Who cares about aussie politics ? Based abbott was the man tho

Thanks for your input.

At this point people expect that postal votes will swing the result to the coalition's favour, so Labor isn't out of the woods yet

They don't
as far as I'm aware they completely avoid political humor, they're more just general banter and shitposting rather than john oliver

If I had to take a guess I'd say they're center-left though

>Wanting to ban something that will make shitskins buy more Aussie products

>Caring about something this insignificant

shiggy diggy

they always stay away from talking about their views on politics to get maximum reach for their show

As for trade we must research all Australian companies and see which ones are Jew globalists and are jew marxists.. seperating the true capitalist businesses which are aussie owned and run companies .. then favor them in all aspects.

it's either a liberal victory or more likely a hung parliament, labor isn't going to win.

Did weed get legal yet or is he still navigating those pesky treaties?

There's two factions within, the nationalists and the neocons. Tonys cabinet was nationalist with a huge majority in the house they got userped by Turnbulls neocons,now nobody has a majority and straight up white supremacists and other nazis took the senate.

Based

It really is the smart white mans move. Be a capitalist and don't reveal your power level to anyone but your grandparents who already have your power level.

Tone was a globalist and a war-monger too.

Holden is NOT an Aussie company any more...we need to throw em out and design build our own vehicles to compete against the jew multi nationals.

Jesus, Bill's ex wife is a bit of a munter

>war-monger
yeah remember all those wars he started haha really makes you think...

>globalist
if he was it wasn't obvious

You realise that that's national socialism right?

Who cares? Is this what you were planing to base your vote on?

Lads the liberals are done as a political force, much the same as right leaning parties in every western country.

The last few decades of managing to hold conservative religious types and progressive but economic conservatives together has come to an end.

The west will only get more progressive. The liberals can either go full conservative and completely lose 80% of people under 30 but appeal moe strongly to older people who voted for One Nation, ALA etc, or they can go full greens mode and try to out cuck Labor.

Conservatism in the west is fucking dead and not coming back. If the Libs were to split in half it would hand labor every election for the next decade.

>Fucking manufacturing in the last place we make shit
>Ever recovering politically.

Yeah, nah. We'll never get our car industry back but if Libs ever want to be relevant here again they're going to have to fight harder for SA than Xeno. Frankly I don't think Pyne can do it, and he was instrumental in killing of Abbot.

>Be Pyne
>Confronted with the closure of the ABC building in your electorate as a direct result of your policies.

Fuck being him.

I agree. Now is the perfect time to launch a national car company. SA could do this by itself if it had the dosh. It could mine the iron, smelt it at Whyalla and then make cars out of the steel in Adelaide.

We still trade globally but discriminate against Jew, Arab, Commie countries. favour our own companies domestically and those of like minded no jew Arab Commie countries( If their are any.) Getting the huge amounts of capital will be the main problem...without resorting to jewish banks..

As someone in Sturt, I was looking forward to the chance of Pyne getting cucked out by NXT > Labor preferences, just to see that shit gone.

But ah well, I'll settle for him being rattled as shit.

>my vote doesn't matter!

Everyone needs to punch their donkeyvoting mate.

They are just upset that in THE CURRENT YEAR someone who is RAYSIST can be elected to the senate. The result of the election isnt the complaint here. Its that someone with different views to them has been supported.

It's too bad people like you aren't in Parliament. They won't do jack shit with the old Holden plant and it'll most likely sit there for the next few decades.
*cough* le cornu*cough*

m8 read up on how Tone kept trying to use Aussie troops overseas any way he could but the Americans had to tell him no that is stupid.

>Conservatism in the west is fucking dead and not coming back

Only good globalist is a non jew Pro-white one...globalism is a vehicle which needs a driver you know what I mean??

Communist (Greens) ironically hate them. Which is why our elections have gone to shit fuck. Labor shedding the commies can be a good thing in the long run.