Who would you cast in a Smiths biopic?

Who would you cast in a Smiths biopic?

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Idris Elba four times.

that joke isn't funny anymore

What if Idris Elba told it?

I'ts too close to home and it's too near the bone

i'd cast the smiths. because they aren't dead yet.

and heaven knows I'm miserable now

you think they stand in the same room together?

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They are old, though. Maybe Jonny Marr's son could do it

A literal piece of shit.

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AND IF A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS
FUCKS MY SHIT UP

Nice

Morrissey is played by a chinese person

Jet Li
John Cho
Chow Yun Fat
Andy Lau

wave some money in their faces and tell them they can reclaim some of the fame they once had. they'll bite.

kek

vocaroo.com/i/s1zlIGxpFMvj

>there is a meme that never goes out

A young Tarantino would make for a good Morrissey

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If you made this you're a literal god of the memes.

Some guys are bigger than others, some guys are bigger than others. Some guys brothers are bigger than other guys brothers

I WAS HAPPY IN THE HAZE OF BEING IN CHARGE BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRASHING NOW

FRANKLY MR. BIG GUY THIS PLANE I'VE CRASHED

IT HEATS MY HEAD, AND IT CORRODES MY PLAN

>There Is a Guy Who Never Gets Small
10/10

OHHHHHH

BROTHER I CAN FEEL

THE FIRE RISING OVER MY HEAD

BROTHER I CAN FEEL

THE FIRE RISING OVER MY HEAD

AND AS I CRAWL IN TO AN EMPTY PLANE

OH WELL, A HOT HEAD

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30, clumsy and shy,
I went to Langley and I
I checked my plans for the guy,
The masked fool in my plane
I said 'First one to talk gets to stay'
'First one to talk gets to stay'
And 'If that mask were pullèd free
Would you have trouble,' oh, ohh

He was handcuffed, and dour
And he looked at me equally sour
He said 'There'd be pain that's undeniably true
It'd just be for you'

When in this charming plane
this charming man

Why pamper life's complexities
when CIA shoots a man before throwing him out of the plane?

I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a mask to wear
this man said "It's gruesome
that such a big guy should care

Baneposting will never die

Warwick Davis should play Morrissey, then the biopic could be called 'Half a Person'

HANG THE CIA
HANG THE CIA
HANG THE CIA

Literally the best thing on Sup Forums right now.

I've called this into the agency, and the tell me the fire is rising brother!

A friendship sadly lost?
well, this is true
and yet, it's false
but did I ever tell you, in the past
I never did like your mask

But you've got everything now
you've got everything now
and what a terrible mess I've made of my life
oh what a mess I've made of my life

You are your Mother's only son
and you're a desperate one
but I don't want a lover
I just want to be cuffed, oooohh-oohhh

on the floor of... your plaaaane
on the floor of your plane
on the floor of your plane
on the floor of your plane...

Absolute gold. Year 6 baby!! Here we come!!

>PANIC ON THE STREETS OF GOTHAM

oh my god subtle

>WHY PONDER LIFE'S COMPLEXITIES WHEN THE LEATHER RUNS SMOOTH ON MOSQUITO MAN'S SEAT

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME WHAT I WANT (ABOUT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE)

Bigness, bigness I was only joking
When I made it seem I'd shoot
and toss you off the plane

Oh bigness, bigness I was only joking
When I poked some fun at the loyalty
of your hired gun

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her belt buckles
And her flight plans started to melt
Oh

Big Guy, la da da, ah ah
Big Guy, la da da da da
Big Guy strikes again
And I've got no right to take my plane
Outside east Ukraine

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Nothing's changed
In my master plan, my master plan
It was only slightly delayed
by the Batman, my love

I was a guy, was a big guy
And then I fought CIA
He smelled the last ten seconds of life
the plane crashed down in the mountains

And the fire was enough to
be extremely painful - for him
There were no survivors
Who said lied I'd to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never

I was detained, I was restrained
But it was she who escaped
The Batman really laid into me
Friday night in the sewers
Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never

And so I killed one
It became four
And when I put on the mask
I killed more

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Nothing's changed
In my master plan, my master plan
Only slightly delayed
by the Batman, my love

LOYALTY IS NICE AND LOYALTY CAN STOP YOU
FROM TELLING ALL THE THINGS ABOUT BANE YOU'D LIKE TO

TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD

Hired Gun
all that matters is our plan

No it's NOT like any other job
this one's different
I'll let you rob!

Hired Gun
we can go wherever we please
and everything depends upon
your loyalty to me

And if the lights go out
then, the lights go out
oh the shadows belong to me!

Hired Gun
They expect one of us in the wreckage

Yes, I may be hidden by a mask
but I have something they'll never have

Hired Gun
Let the games begin

No, it doesn't matter who we are
All that matters is our plan!

lel

heh'd

Morrissey's lines are voiced by a heifer whining

THERE'S A CLUB, IF YOU'D LIKE YOU TO GO
YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU
SO YOU GO AND YOU STAND BY YOUR OWN
AND YOU LEAVE BY YOUR OWN
AND YOU GO HOME AND YOU CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE

Great post, well done.

Could someone explain this to me? I'm a retard

it's a song title

10/10

Things like this thread make life worth living. Sometimes.

I am the ghost of CIA
Wrung by his pretty white neck
Some eighteen months ago
I travelled to a mystical time zone
But they crashed my plane
And I never came home
They said:
"They work for a mercenary, known as Bane
And they tried to grab your prize"
I said:
"Get them on board and I'll call it in,
Just surprised you brought so big a guy"
Ooh, but don't mention masks
I'd hate the threat of the pain again
A rush and a push and the plane that
We fly on is ours
It has been before
So it shall be again

Someone put this on youtube

BIG GUY IN AN AIRPLANE
I KNOW I KNOW
IT'S SERIOUS

youtube.com/watch?v=6VvqUI2wN5Q

kek holy shit

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I was gonna same samefag but this is incredible

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What did he mean by this?

I would pay for a full length Baneposting Smiths covers album. Please make it happen

why was this thread allowed to be ruined by unfunny retards?

outstanding

you guys smell something burning?

The boy with the pain in his sides

Big guys for a change...
See the posts I've had, could make a janitor turn bad

>tfw you will never be a guy who never gets small.

man, I was having a fucking rough night. Thank you user

SO WHEN YOU SAY THE FIRE RISES NOW
WELL WHEN EXACTLY DID YOU MEAN

Moments like this are why I'll never leave this place.

I AM A HOT HEAD AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

>this thread
I've never enjoyed The Smiths more.

we need a plane scene edit video with well-placed Smiths songs ASAP.

Coming out soon. It's gonna be shit isn't it?

m.imdb.com/title/tt3717804/

So please please please let me
Be in charge this time,
Lord knows it would be the first time

The Smithsmee

Still the best meme to come out of Sup Forums by far.

Panic on the streets of Gotham
Panic on the streets of Metropolis
I wonder to myself,
Could I ever beat Bane again?

musikino

>Starring, a literal giant, gaping cunt as, Morrissey

Would be boring af.

SO WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?

So it's like 8 Mile where the musician plays himself?

What was it like in Manchester back in the days?

Exactly.

Just as shit but with fewer coons.

Do you realise how much fucking money they'd stand to make if they did a Smith reunion tour?

A SHOT AND A THROW AND THE PLANE THAT WE STAND ON, IS OURS

punknews.org/article/25219/morrissey-turns-down-75-million-for-smiths-reunion

>75 mil
Are The Smiths really that big these days? Way back when they only played tiny to moderately sized venues.
I saw The Smiths, Joy Division, and The Clash live in the 70s and 80s
Disorder is the only Joy Division song I don't hate

there isn't any actor good enough to portray Morrissey's insufferable cuntishness accurately

Oh, I'm OP and I didn't know about this. Neat!

>Disorder is the only Joy Division song I don't hate
Pleb

A plane that's crashing down
On the hillside desolate
Will nature make a big guy of me yet?
When in this crashing plane,
This massive guy

Why file a flight plan with the agency
When we've started the fire and it starts to riiiiise?

yeah just look at Pixies and Joy Division

decades of music fans and press talking you up like gods and your myth just building and building