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haha get fucked you gay cunt
>you're not allowed to be depressed because you're a student
thanks, that's helping so much.
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shot hot steaming cum all the way up to my nips lads
you've been at uni too long to be a student. unless you're a foundation mong or retaking a year.
best shoes for gym?
as i was saying
knob volume, not length
something like 27-30cm cubed would be average
wtf how old are these girls?? this seems highly inappropriate
females
just microsdose ket lol
Merrell trail gloves or vapor gloves 2bh
Getting tired of the independent womyn meme
Gonna slap my mother, sister and gf the next time they disrespect me at all
need to wojak off
american girls man..
got a big pot noodle
idk if I should eat it now or save it for tomorrow
fight me then
Can someone recommend me a flat backpack like this,
Had enough of all these retarded runty huge box backpacks like Herschel
more like fewhales apparently lmao
r8 the gaff
short term memory is fucked
ate something, then forgot i ate it
thanks drugs
why the fuck would you microdose ket of all things
Uniqlo do one for like 15 quid
a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
i keep thinking people are watching me
how do i accurately calculate my knob volume
(my knob is more knobbly than dumbledores wand)
feel like less of a brainlet then
yeh here
because it cures depression you fucking idiot
helps with depression
too thick for the effeminate dane man
Altmer: cunts
Dumer: rorkes
Maormer: to far away
Falmer: feral, might as well fuck your dog
Dumer: no idea where they fucked off to
Chimer: turned into a bunch of rorkes
Bosmer: bros, prime gf material
>theres another swede in here
They're English
dont know what these words refer to
forgot i made this post
your taste in music is horrendous, tbf everything you like is shit. youre a total baffoon
anime
nah i'm not swedish
that's a boy
Songs of praise is so comfy
Saucy new poleboo pic
top lol
listening to john cale
Good coffee
qual8y post
imagine sucking a winky
Which universities are the least lefty?
Been to a few open days and I'm tired of uni staff gushing about diversity, inclusiveness, forward thinking, progressiveness, openness, social justice, cultural respect, global mindedness, not being hierarchical, etc
Also somewhere with little or no brutalist architecture would be nice
The knob is 33 cm cubed or 330 ml, same as a can of coke? that doesnt sound right
oh i see this could be a problem for my idea. ngl theres a chance im missing something extremely basic about maths here but i thought you could just do girth x length
if youre a knobbly guy then idk, at least length is easier
FORGOT ORSIMER AGAIN
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no
>milk
way to ruin the taste of those beans la
what are you then
why does this matter to you honestly?
Have some yokes but no where to go or no one to do them with but im fucking dyinggggg to munch them
>Sup Forums weenie
>is underage
figures
best backpacks?
sounds like an NVQ is more up your street lad
bosmer are involved with everything the altmer do though
The University of Life
ITS A COLD AND ITS A BROKEN
HALLELUJAH
Edinburgh 2bh
The students are lefty as fuck, but I never heard a word of lefty nonsense from my professors, not even once.
In fact, the lads teaching my east asian history/african history courses seemed to be more right-wing than anything and gave a very detailed, fair look at the ups and downs of imperialism.
me
*jumps on your back*
waahheeeyyy
best earphones?
ideally some for going gym
really need a shave but the razer is blunt and it's quite uncomfortable
CORRRRRRR
fat white arses
there are no rorke universities
REALLY thinking about this
danejew
>girth x length
needs to be a bit of pi in there somewhere since dicks are vaugely cylindrical
loooooooooooooooool
snorted half a yoke der now
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
"How old is this rock?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"
"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
No Good by Kaleo is a BELTER
it goes fucking HARD
National Geographic camera backpacks are great. Very durable and comfy. Theyre designed for camera equipment but you can just take out the inside dividers to make it a normal backpack
get one for cheap off aliexpress
Egg covfefe
and that professor was albert einstein
i use a north face borealis
hello class welcome to sociology, I'm your professor burnstein
now would all white people put up their hands and apologise for colonisation? now please thanks
>REALLY thinking about this
Don't strain yourself, moron.
spic mod banned me for posting this satire of the mexicano in hilo latino
Why are spics so sensitive?
Bird in the middle looks like something youd make in a fantasy game
shoulda went dax j last night lad
I'll give it a look when I can, cheers lad. Edinburgh is a gorgeous city so I'd love to spend 3 years there if I can get in
best version
I spoke openly in favor of colonialism in one of my classes at uni and got no backlash from it
Doing md by yourself on a sunday afternoon is such a waste
to be honest mate youll find this kind of stuff at every university and employer so as much as you may hate it you're just going to have to live with it to an extent
you can say it's all bollocks with your mates and that but just try and ignore it
did you go? im not a dub and the hassle of getting up and down from there
>beto isn't banned despite posting the same thing and requesting cp every day
makes ya thonk
i only see two wojaks itt
interesting... considering its a fucking wojak edition!
Why and HOW DO YOU WEAR THESE HUGE BOXES
yeah went by myself lol
I live in kildare and had to get a bus home at 3:30 by myself but it was worth it
which one do you want lads?
>"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"
just did a cheeky ebay listing
are you joking mate
it's in the news all the time for this kind of nonsense from various societies
perhaps the professors are better than average for this though i suppose i have nothing to compare it to, only time its arised for me was about drumpf and brexit
yoker