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wojak edition

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haha get fucked you gay cunt

>you're not allowed to be depressed because you're a student

thanks, that's helping so much.

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shot hot steaming cum all the way up to my nips lads

you've been at uni too long to be a student. unless you're a foundation mong or retaking a year.

best shoes for gym?

as i was saying
knob volume, not length
something like 27-30cm cubed would be average

wtf how old are these girls?? this seems highly inappropriate

females

just microsdose ket lol

Merrell trail gloves or vapor gloves 2bh

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tune

Getting tired of the independent womyn meme

Gonna slap my mother, sister and gf the next time they disrespect me at all

need to wojak off

american girls man..

got a big pot noodle
idk if I should eat it now or save it for tomorrow

fight me then

Can someone recommend me a flat backpack like this,

Had enough of all these retarded runty huge box backpacks like Herschel

more like fewhales apparently lmao

r8 the gaff

short term memory is fucked

ate something, then forgot i ate it

thanks drugs

why the fuck would you microdose ket of all things

Uniqlo do one for like 15 quid

a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

i keep thinking people are watching me

how do i accurately calculate my knob volume
(my knob is more knobbly than dumbledores wand)

feel like less of a brainlet then

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yeh here

because it cures depression you fucking idiot

helps with depression

too thick for the effeminate dane man

Altmer: cunts
Dumer: rorkes
Maormer: to far away
Falmer: feral, might as well fuck your dog
Dumer: no idea where they fucked off to
Chimer: turned into a bunch of rorkes
Bosmer: bros, prime gf material

>theres another swede in here

They're English

dont know what these words refer to

forgot i made this post

your taste in music is horrendous, tbf everything you like is shit. youre a total baffoon

anime

nah i'm not swedish

that's a boy

Songs of praise is so comfy

Saucy new poleboo pic

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top lol

listening to john cale

Good coffee

qual8y post

imagine sucking a winky

Which universities are the least lefty?

Been to a few open days and I'm tired of uni staff gushing about diversity, inclusiveness, forward thinking, progressiveness, openness, social justice, cultural respect, global mindedness, not being hierarchical, etc

Also somewhere with little or no brutalist architecture would be nice

The knob is 33 cm cubed or 330 ml, same as a can of coke? that doesnt sound right

oh i see this could be a problem for my idea. ngl theres a chance im missing something extremely basic about maths here but i thought you could just do girth x length
if youre a knobbly guy then idk, at least length is easier

FORGOT ORSIMER AGAIN

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no

>milk

way to ruin the taste of those beans la

what are you then

why does this matter to you honestly?

Have some yokes but no where to go or no one to do them with but im fucking dyinggggg to munch them

>Sup Forums weenie
>is underage
figures

best backpacks?

sounds like an NVQ is more up your street lad

bosmer are involved with everything the altmer do though

The University of Life

ITS A COLD AND ITS A BROKEN

HALLELUJAH

Edinburgh 2bh

The students are lefty as fuck, but I never heard a word of lefty nonsense from my professors, not even once.

In fact, the lads teaching my east asian history/african history courses seemed to be more right-wing than anything and gave a very detailed, fair look at the ups and downs of imperialism.

me
*jumps on your back*

waahheeeyyy

best earphones?
ideally some for going gym

really need a shave but the razer is blunt and it's quite uncomfortable

CORRRRRRR
fat white arses

there are no rorke universities
REALLY thinking about this

danejew

>girth x length


needs to be a bit of pi in there somewhere since dicks are vaugely cylindrical

loooooooooooooooool

snorted half a yoke der now

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A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

No Good by Kaleo is a BELTER

it goes fucking HARD

National Geographic camera backpacks are great. Very durable and comfy. Theyre designed for camera equipment but you can just take out the inside dividers to make it a normal backpack

get one for cheap off aliexpress

Egg covfefe

and that professor was albert einstein

i use a north face borealis

hello class welcome to sociology, I'm your professor burnstein

now would all white people put up their hands and apologise for colonisation? now please thanks

>REALLY thinking about this
Don't strain yourself, moron.

spic mod banned me for posting this satire of the mexicano in hilo latino

Why are spics so sensitive?

Bird in the middle looks like something youd make in a fantasy game

shoulda went dax j last night lad

I'll give it a look when I can, cheers lad. Edinburgh is a gorgeous city so I'd love to spend 3 years there if I can get in

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I spoke openly in favor of colonialism in one of my classes at uni and got no backlash from it

Doing md by yourself on a sunday afternoon is such a waste

to be honest mate youll find this kind of stuff at every university and employer so as much as you may hate it you're just going to have to live with it to an extent
you can say it's all bollocks with your mates and that but just try and ignore it

did you go? im not a dub and the hassle of getting up and down from there

>beto isn't banned despite posting the same thing and requesting cp every day
makes ya thonk

i only see two wojaks itt
interesting... considering its a fucking wojak edition!

Why and HOW DO YOU WEAR THESE HUGE BOXES

yeah went by myself lol
I live in kildare and had to get a bus home at 3:30 by myself but it was worth it

which one do you want lads?

>"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"

just did a cheeky ebay listing

are you joking mate
it's in the news all the time for this kind of nonsense from various societies
perhaps the professors are better than average for this though i suppose i have nothing to compare it to, only time its arised for me was about drumpf and brexit

yoker