>The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the latter part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed with Lewis guns—leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident.
Australia lost a war against fucking birds when they had machines guns? Jesus christ.
Mark my words the final days of these birds draws near, in heavens name I shall smite these vile creatures down
Luis Miller
Mock them if you want, you've never met an Emu let alone fought one. I have, they are ferocious beasts, their beak tears flesh from bone like nothing and their claws cut through flesh and steel like piss through snow. Their feathers are rumored to be bullet proof.
Australia is cool though, top tier bants and great bros all around.
Mason Lee
Welcome to the internet. Just remember, we fight the Emu menace so you don't have to.
Leo Rogers
We killed Canadians in that operation so I don't see the problem.
Dylan Parker
Emus are fucking pussies. Cassowaries and Ostriches are the real threat.
Shit man, I'd rather fight an Emu than a house cat. Pushover birds.
Aaron Russell
my sides
David Long
This isn't a fucking joke cunt. We will get our revenge on them one day soon. You think we aren't planning their eventual demise? Just you wait you filthy bird loving cunt.
Colton Torres
Cry more, roo fucker
Tyler Rogers
I remember my first day on Sup Forums. Welcome brother. You will leave here so much more bitter.
Jayden Fisher
It was their special forces that really fucked us over. Cassowaries are the sneakiest cunts ever.
Anthony Hernandez
I'd prefer to fight a poor Vietnamese farmer desu.
Sebastian Gray
That's a cassowary, not an emu.
Jordan Gutierrez
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Jaxson Watson
Sell them to the chinese, they eat everything that moves
