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OP is a faggot

OP is an embryo

I liked La la land

Good on you.

OP is a redditor

dumb redditposter

Awwwww did I hurt your little kike fweelings? Please don't sue me.

Before the internet even really knew what it was
It became a huge collection of porno and nubs.
And the best place to go when your dick met your hand
Was this guy named moot's amusement park he called "Sup Forums."
What?
I was so sad, they called my favorites bad,
And I dreamed of putting them all into body bags.
But, one day like magic, Heaven above
Sent a general made of new memes, funposts and hugs.
It's pretty easy, and not at all sleazy.
These people are my friends, no they don't even tease me.
All the newfigs know what to do because
Letterboxd Gen smiles, points up at your post, and says
Watch more films.
Just watch more films.
Why don't you just watch more films.
The Church of Letterboxd, to make a clear statement,
Tells us what to do when we're sad or complacent.
We get together, make a Letterboxd account,
And share it with our fellow fags and their families.
We're just a collection of embryos
Who want to grab followers and post memes 'til they're old
Because, when we're in the moment our souls become free.
So euphoric when we see 2,000 films logged & seen.
The internet knows that we're something.
We gave them EMBRYO and YIKES posting.
And no, we're not just a rehashed version of Sup Forums,
Because we're not underage and we don't post CP.
We're educated, older and wiser.
If the ‘net were West Berlin, they'd make us the Kaiser,
And we'd still go on checking patricians, too,
Because good taste is not just for gentlemen, boo.
Posting the classic that started it all,
And even though he resigned, Cinebro's still the boss.
So when it comes to separating the real men from the scrubs
Know a true embryo from his counterpart by watching more films.

Shout outs to PTAbro, machill, synt, steakbro, White Male Cis Scum, James Healey, tsar.
I'm out.

hi im dropout_cuck and I love ugly poo in loo bitches

>Machill still has his faggy obsession

Give it up tsar is so 2008.

You are a retard, you are a homo and you should just kys, piece of crap

nosaj is a fat Irish pig that wishes he was a nigger

Pam-param-pam-pam!!! Now you made even the OP, how great!!

Also,
CURRENT THREAD!!: (OP)

This is very, but very, but very, but very important!

EMILY JEAN IS AMAZING


This is very, but very, but very, but very, but very, but very important!

winstonne (op) is a furfaggot autistic jew with a creepy obsession with frogs

this is already the worst thread on Sup Forums

user is a paranoid discord boyfriend with a creepy obsession with winstonne

OP is a Plen

Who here has a kino desktop background?

It helps when the OP isn't made by someone everybody hates

You're the only sperg here that thinks it's the same guy every time, embryo.

10/10 taste

Sure buddy

There was really a need to make a stupid post on both threads?

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faggy shit
lmoa the least you could do was keep true to the original text and not make it extra cringe w/ the done2death edgy retardspeak you inserted into it. . . one fucked up little boy haha i'm above you in every way bro no offense

You're trying a bit too hard.

Much better than the profiles people usually post.
Fuck off to /s4s/.

lel fag

You don't really like cinema if you think that

what's your profile?

letterboxd.com/miar94/

Sup

letterboxd.com/ihavebadtaste/

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When will somebody make "movies women will never understand"

letterboxd.com/aderranyth/list/movies-women-will-never-understand/

>not a single peckinpah
>no first blood
>no wake in fright

Nice try

how come most film critics are leftist/progressive?
the only conservative film critic i can think of is Armond White

i won 2 passes to the akira kurosawa meet and greet, but i dont wanna go

pretty sure he's ded

are you gonna meet and greet his skeletor

She looked beyond sexy in Zombieland. Nice choice sir.

A typical conversation I would have with her:

Me: why, madame would you like to rendevous with me this weekend for a special supper?

Her: But of course, I would love to have such a gentleman like yourself take me out.

Me: Elementary my dear lady!

>Elementary my dear lady!
I bet you never saw her again after that line.

This woman gives the gentlemanly-est of boners. I dub her the GBQ.
Gentleman Boner Queen.
A toast to the Stone that gives us bone.

I'd tap that...beautiful young woman on the shoulder and compliment her on her smashing good looks and charm.

the heck are you talking to

my wife

nice did you see her pusy yet

no, she's doing dope with jamal.

>no westerns

WHAT'S UP FAGS

WHAT'S UP FAGS

>tfw no gf (girlfriend)

>tfw no afobtr (user fucking off back to /r9k/eddit)

this general is more reddit like, i mean you are all posting your film facebook accounts to get followers

Klaus kinski is an absolute madman

First time rewatching since the theatre, it's not nearly as good as I remember it.

So is Wong Kar-wai the only Kino filmmaker from Hong Kong?

John Woo

>kino
Are you 12?

>who is Johnnie To?

.remembering it as good

the original ending of Snake Eyes was fucking nuts.

what was the original ending?

What does /lbg/ think of Caged (1950)?

the hurricane destroys the entire city and floods the casino, washing everyone away (i.e. it's more biblical)

there was no giant rolling ball and crappy stand off with the police that didn't make any sense.

they had to change it because audiences hated it

that's awesome. i totally loved everything about the movie when except for the ending

are they gonna release a version with the original ending?

Are you the same faggot asking
>what does /lbg/ think of
all the time?

>Chatting with a new dude at work
>He reveals he is a film studies student
>"Oh boy, a fellow patrician."
>Ask him what his favourite film of 2016 was
>He says Hell or High Water
>I tell him mine, Elle
>He hasn't even heard of it
>Ask him who his favourite directors are
>He says Wes Anderson and The Coen Brothers
>He asks mine, Ernst Lubitsch and Wong Kar-wai
>He vaguely recognises WKW and has never heard of Lubitsch, has never seen any of their films

How the fuck can you be a film student if your tastes are this basic? Lubitsch and WKW are both entry level as fuck..

>AV club
more like SJW club

I don't know if it's included in the blu ray extras but they show a clip of the original ending in De Palma (2015) -- that documentary about him.

Both HOHW and Elle are 7/10 anyway.
And to be a film student really means nothing

fuck off, Trumptard.

They used to be really good before The Dissolve split. Not so much for film but their TV coverage from about 2010-13 was the absolute best on the internet.

You're late, Saty. AVClub is garbage for a long time

Yes. What do you think of Caged (1950)?

It doesn't matter. You're a faggot for doing that.

I've only met one film student and he was more patrician than me, at least when it comes to modern and hollywood kino

>Elle
>feminist wish fulfillment
Into the trash your taste goes.

>hasn't seen a movie
>forces bullshit ideology on it

slit your own throat. do it. right now.

What bullshit ideology?

Post profile.

>feminist wish fulfillment

protip: it's not

proprotip: dismissing something because it has anything to do with "feminism" is try hard edgy faggotry

I've met 10 or so through uni and stuff, the vast majority of them are massive plebs. I do go to a shit uni though. I'm also good friends with a film student who has alright taste but my power level is comfortably higher than his. I knew a film student through work who was a proper patrician though, his favourite directors were Eisenstein and Dziga Vertov.

>proprotip: dismissing something because it has anything to do with "feminism" is try hard edgy faggotry
Completely legitimate way to filter trash.

I don't have a letterboxd, but I can tell you my favorite movies.

They All Laughed, King of Jazz, Tonight or Never, and Topaze

You didn't answer what is the bullshit ideology.

>dismissing something because it has anything to do with "feminism" is try hard edgy faggotry
Talk about somebody trying hard to fit in with the slang

>I don't have a letterboxd.
My post read "post your profile", doesn't matter which site you use.

You're the most boring person in the universe.

No, you're a fagit

>feminist wish fulfillment
>feminist
>wish
>fulfillmenttttttttttttttt

I wasn't the first poster. You still didn't say what is the bullshit ideology, just sperged against an overblown reading.

go back to your Mel Gibson and Zack Snyder films, kid.

This wasn't me And
>You're the most boring person in the universe
I get that a lot.

>feministtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>fulfillmentttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Should have stayed with my meme answer. Putting this post actually makes you more boring.

The pretentiousness in these threads is baffling.

Well, shouldn't have expected otherwise. Why are you triggered? Are you a feminist?

>feministtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>fulfillmenttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt