/balk/ - balkan thread

richmania edition
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you throwin' all dem complicated words at me so imma go'head and assoom that you dishreshpektin' me

>documentaries about diaspora on tv every week
This is the most appalling thing, those people are absolute trash and don't deserve shit.

How is Sofia average salary than Bucharest, Bucharest richest province in Romania, but overall Romanian salary higher than Bulgarian?

Apparently they are not, if they earn 2x-10x as much as the average Bulgarian and sustain millions of people with remittances.

yeah, most of the money they send get stolen from the old people anyway

All WW2 losers i see.

bucharest has almost 30 percent of the population but makes on 17 percent of gdp
we're on the lower end of this
meme maps like pic rel are true because big companies register profit in bucharest instead of where they actually operate
this will change soon

they used tax money to develop regions out of their capital as well I would guess

>romania
>develop
lmao im pretty sure most tax money was stolen

well what happens in wars is you get btfo'd and then your allies win

Sometimes you gonna fight evil, even if you know it outnumbers you by far.
Fuhrer will never be forgotten

>paying taxes
>even worse - working
lmao, I am nearing 30s and never paid a cent

>bucharest has almost 30 percent of the population but makes on 17 percent of gdp

It's precisely the reverse, you empty skulled bozgor subhuman.

Bucharest has 6 million people ?

Yes but Sofian average salary is higher than Bucharest, at the same time Bucharest is the highest in Romania by far, yet your average salary in total is higher than ours. It makes no sense

we're carrying this rural shithole that surrounds us. Never forget it.

a 15% increase in wages in less than an year? I don't believe you.

average salary in Sofia is 500-550, in bucharest it's 600

word

lmao, I make this much by just leeching my mother

no u
populists
its going to crash soon but at least we can brag
have any better idea?
the average romanian is a braindead retard

kek based retarded old people

>tfw I could make more at a minimum wage job in a year here than any of you could in 10

Feels good being a diaspora Chad

Believe it, motherfucker.

The rulling party is making it rain in the bloated public sector, paying it off with the (((debt))

We have pretty sick interest rates and inflation, so it's sustainable /for now/, but we're 50% heading towards a Greek situation

(X) Doubt

we deserve it
40 fucking percent presence at elections
and thats with PSD hauling their voters out of every asscrack they find

A lot in Romania is a baloon I think. Its also what I get as feedback from non-autistic Romanians. Last years gdp growth turned out to be real gdp growth less than 2% even, its very fishy imo idk.

fuck, you are getting me depressed, on paper Romania actually looks like something we should be emulating as you clearly surpassed us... if it turns to be a sham, we are both indeed destined to misery and being europes backwater

still, they are a larger market and they don't pay USD1B to Russia each year

i want to get my boipucc filled with rich romanian sperm

>clearly surpassed us
That happened 5 years ago already. Its even more fascinating if youd have seen Romania in the 90s, even we were Monaco tier compared to them.

They get western gibs because like Poland they do what they are asked for. Even their head of state isnt Romanian.

Winners here

vote for Sclavi to make Bulgaria great again

Samba de Janeiro

poland gets a disproportional amount
also klaus btfo the sezegays so he's most definitely romanian

How ? The gdp growth itself is very healthy, and mostly based on sick industrial output that's improving.

The WAGES (which shouldn't be so shitty as compared to GDP, but that's another problem) in the public sector, and pensions - these are built on deb and they allow internal consumption (which is the other pillar of recent GDP grwoth)

It's not a bubble, but it's not a completely sustainable macroeconomic model either.

>europes backwater
That's not a bad thing.

Braziiillllll

Dimitris Tzumbakis
Please, donate sperm to poor Bulgaria

lmao that dumb populist cuck should stick to collecting plastic swords and inviting numales and wannabe chalga stars in his pseudo-show

what a ridiculous state project to try and attract a piece of the 3+ million who never vote

We're on the edge of being a net contributor. I wish we weren't, because western gibs are some sick ass shit, but our bureaucracy is way too fucked up to allow large absorbtion. A shame, really.

Question to Bulgarians: If I return the glass bottles to the supermarket will I get money for or what?

You'll get a deduction from your next purchase. 10 stotinkas per bottle or something like that. I've thought about it too.

comehere nigger

Dude how can you be net contributor if you are the poorest eu country after us

what if someone returns a bottle from whiskey
does he get 10% off from the next one?

spain is among the richer but they still get gibs
we just don't absorb them

...pennywise you should stop drinking whiskey with coke you pcmania laminat-on-desk glueing autist

Too fucking lazy to get on board with projects, even though the money is there. No bribes or ((comissions)) and politicians are uninterested.

Gigantic, labyrinthine bureaucracy that's literally Papers Please tier. It's just too much work.

Don't think whiskey bottles are returnable but could be wrong. It's usually beer bottles, it says it on the label if you can return the bottle or not.

What if I dont want to make a purchase, then I just gift them the bottles?

Anyone ever tried anal here?

Is any vulgarian here the Rado guy I spoke to on poldare ?

With a girl or a guy? Top or bottom?

theres that nkrik who did lsd anally

why do you act like romania is balkan

das rite. no one gives a shit about them anyway.

...

yeah
feels good but the girl needs to prep first
i was lucky

They give you a voucher for future purchases. If you want cash look for a recycling centre and start picking aluminum cans, don't know if they pay for glass.

why not?
romanians have had a lot of interactions with balkanlars
being nomadic people will do that to you

if a woman lets you fuck her in the ass, you probably have a tiny dick

here, let me show you

Cause they are latin Bulgarians

The nigga who invests in recycling machines for aluminum cans and plastic bottles will be the next Bulgarian millionaire.

nah i'm around 17.6 (probably 17.4) and 4.5 circumference
she never let me fuck her ass again tho kek

>4.5 circumference
HAHA PENCIL DICK

you mean width from top, right? it's aight i get you.

satan confirms my BMC (big MED cock)

>lesbian
Literally the most boring porn there is

not if it's Ultimate Surrender

wish there were more butch-on-numale fights there tbx

i mean fatness
idk how it's called
funny thing is my dick is fat in the middle and a bit less to the tip, while the base is the thinnest part (3.8cm)
like a gear shift kek
i'm not going balls deep anyway so it's alright (women hurt after 14-15 full cm since they're only 12-14cm deep)

that knowledge will never be of use to me

How much kilos of material do you estimate you have hoarded?

mfw no furry

granted they probably dont have that category, but the small number of furfags in the Balkans is just shameful

>trips again
feels good to be a med (GOD)

dam son

...

What is a "furfag"?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

good thread

I don't hoard, I recycle separately because I am a conscious citizen. And then the gypsies come around the block with matchsticks and light fires in the plastic container bins so that the bottles melt together, and they pull the molten plastic out in a long string. Fucking smug brown pepes I tell ya.

But it's no guesstimation that everyone and their mother and grandmother will rush to recycle their bottles on their trip to Billa/Lidl to make some cash and we'll see a shitton less pollution and spending on plastic, which is good for the economy and the environment.

That map is wrong you stupid idiot who got his mom raped by a serb!

shhhhiiiiiieeettt
you're on fire

W0000T

Furries have an appreciation for anthropomorphic characters. It can be non-sexual, but for most it's a fetish too.

Anthro porn is superior to human porn, more aesthetic, less fake/commercial, more diverse.

hi

So people, what is kek trying to tell us?

ha-dayum

watch this

\\\SINGLES\\\

goatfucker with IQ of 80 thinks people take him seriously here

wtf

Kys furry shit

>and they pull the molten plastic out in a long string
wtf do they use that for? here the burn old tires to collect the wiring and steal copper ofc

something more spicy and artistic

>mfw we literally have an idiom for when you wanna check something out quickly, it's "i threw an eye" at that paperwork and it was alright

some memes write themselves

ok what is happening in this thread

KEK is telling us that BTC is about to tank to the level (((they))) predicted

we have exactly that. ''A arunca un ochi''

Isn't it "throw a glimpse"? It's essentially the same as the greek phrase, but it doesn't use "eye".

Wtffffffff

Kys gypsy.