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single linking wanker

Daily reminder the British government funds nonces

>In March 2014, evidence emerged that PIE had received grants totalling £70,000 from the Home Office, after a whistleblower told police he witnessed a successful three-year grant renewal application for £35,000 in 1980, implying that a similar grant had been made in 1977

going to report every homosexual post from now on due to the inherent link to child abuse.

will this be a chinese century?

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beady eyed waste

In all fairness most gays ive met were actually pretty okay and im a generally conservative person

hm how do we prove to the heteros that their silly stereotypes about us are completely unfounded and based on hate

used to be ok with most battymen but that last thread has shaken me a bit. why the fuck are they all nonces?

nothing to see here, move on.

I'm still holding out for the Japanese cyberpunk future we were promised in the 80s

vile pug

>le perfidious oswald calling others beady eyed

it's happening right now though

Né, this is patriotic enough.
>"them" in the singular sense

just seems normal to you cause your a gael

Ygritte was the most beautiful Game of Thrones lass

lol

I'm quite conservative but getting to know a gay guy at work changed my views on them drastically, I actually became quite friendly with him

however, he was later charged for having child pornography on his phone and laptop, not even joking

Got a great plan to make friends at university.

I made this white square device that, when plugged in, creates a WiFi network around it. Except when you connect to it you cant access the internet, instead you are redirected to a custom website I set up that is a media server filled with normie-friendly films, music and TV shows that you can stream in-browser on your phone or laptop.

Im going to put it up in the Common Room so everybody in my halls can use it whenever they want, and ill put up some explanatory posters of how to use the system too.

I just cannibalised an old router i had lying around and flashed some openwrt firmware on it then wrote the html/css/js for a primitive streaming service. Took me about 4 hours

This is sure to make a good impression I think!

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dont tell 190kg but he went into the wrong thread lol

hate yanks desu

it's a mental health issue influenced by childhood sexual abuse. You would think continuing the cycle of abuse would be the last thing they would want, but it's funny how the mind works.

unless we can get them back on the opium, probably yes

being raised by single mothers too

business idea: get them back on the opium

rate

thinking of going to marrakech lads

in b4 you get arrested for piracy

invading afghanistan led directly to the rise of china?

deadly choon

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cannot imagine anyone here doing this

people in my block would have been all over it mate, it actually would have made a good impression

lol

I rate you underage

gays have more DNA in common with crabs than they do with you and me. that is scientific fact, there's no real evidence for it, but that is scientific fact.

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lovely electro tune

Fresh from the mind of a yank

well i just did

i think its ok
since im only sharing it amongst a private group (people in my halls) its basically just the same as watching a movie with my friends in the room

fair use innit

c:

he's right dho.

>gays have more DNA in common with crabs than they do with you and me
that's a Gary Lineker quote about nonces isn't it? from brass eye

ive unironically been to the Eagle bar
its in Vauxhall

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>3 year old niece is over
>she's about to leave
>I'm kneeling on the floor
>she runs over to give me a goodbye kiss
>comes bounding over and literally stamps on the skin of my ballsack

FUCK ME lads, 1 more inch and i'd have had 2 ruptured testes

>since im only sharing it amongst a private group (people in my halls)
so hundreds? and streaming definitely counts as broadcast

Adjust the rocker arm. Doing this job one cylinder at a time eliminates confusion and the chance of forgetting to check any rockers.

nonce

oh no

oh no oh no

it's sunday evening

you know what that means...

*gulp*

WORK TOMORROW!!!!

is this a very well disguised ballbusting post?

>nearly 7pm
Another potentially productive day wasted on /brit/.

>Will (I Love My) Self

Reckon betas would feel a lot better about themselves if they learned how to weld for automotive applications.

The most masculine skill available.

If you're right, you're retarded.

ovaltine

you ever had that stuff?

why do they call it ovaltine?

should call it roundtine

you know what i'm talking about

>tfw i'm off all week

unironically puttering at anyone who has to go to work tomorrow

fuck off, nothing wrong with a goodbye kiss

no, it's very real, and sary

Only good ol' country boys know how to weld

fuck off Justin

How can Antifa be against the right? It's literally "right," ie. correct.

shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUPPP

loads of antifa stickers up around here

The right does nothing but try to move backwards. While the left does have some wonky social shit, They are far more likely to protect my workers rights and not sell me out to the nearest company.

finally got the hang of heel-toe lads
feels good

shut up
just shut up, shut up
shut up
just shut up, shut up

>got work tommorow
>don't really care
>start at 2 so I can lie in

wish i had a 3 year old niece

If you're really cool you don't need gloves or sleeves cause you just don't care about the sunburn

best time of the week

all the wagies are dreading their early morning, I get comfy

(not a NEET btw, run a website)

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Ran a bath an hour ago. It's cool enough to get in but I had cheese toasties and now I can't be arsed with it.

I see them in Glasgow sometimes and always tear them down

not sure which "fascists" they think they're fighting up here

haha

she's adorable lad, would HEEM anyone who even thought of harming her

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>men who wipe whilst sat down

ahh single mothers

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get the scottish republican army onto them

I'm in Scotland too actually, never see them up in England but maybe they exist in places like Brighton or areas of London or something

man i fucked this crypto shit up lads fuck me i sold ages ago but it just keeps going up

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>not sure which "fascists" they think they're fighting up here
Anyone who opposes them must be a fascist, because only a fascist would oppose an anti-fascist group and their plans to kill all fascists..

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stupid fucking mum always does dinner and tea late as fuck because she has her breakfast stupidly late

yeah just make the other members of the family starve to to accommodate your own bizarre eating habits you stupid cunt

i need to move out

'ce

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Never seen an antifa sticker in Ireland but I always see them when im in continental Europe and I saw loads in London

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>6:46 and complaining about a late dinner.

cook it yourself braindead autist

>mfw I see your 3 year old niece

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just make your own tea you spastic

Reminder that accusing the Left of sheltering nonces is 100% projection by conservatives

See:Thatcher, May, Iceland in the past week, Dennis Hastert

Does Ireland not have teenage drug addicts?

unironically funny

got some beans left from yesterday
going to have
beans on toast with encona hot sauce, cheese, and black pepper

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no my mum's insistent on making it for the whole family. does save me some effort but like i say she always does it bloody late