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Sex

we're all gonna make it lads

dont read long posts me

anime

amarna millar was peng on brothalovers

kim jong un is gassing people now? and trump chose to reveal this in a dumb tweet?

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ri

Leeds Beckett

Saluto al duce

AND I WANK

AND I WEE

AND I POO

ANIMAL

fucking howling
trump retweeted this

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THIS is why weed should be legal

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WHY WONT THEY LEGALISE WEED AND LSD ALREADY

how am I similar to Moni?

really really like todmorden

ouch. bitter loser wasting his life on Sup Forums absolutely btfo

my hands smell too good

>can't even enjoy "Man I Feel Like a Woman" because of the gays
is there anything the gays haven't ruined?

online dating is worse than real life if you have an ugly face

Real new:

ah yes, the Southampton Solent of the North

Which is it lads

There is a right and a wrong answer.

Southampton what?

love flying down canal towpaths on my bike at 50mph at night trying to catch the last train

dairy milk obviously

I like this tune

not a communist
just like the melody
simple as

DM

cad berry

bottom

Galaxy

galaxy is utter shite

galaxy obviously

>>nobody who was a normie when they were younger ends up posting on Sup Forums in their thirties
>This is based on what? It's not experience, you have none lol (and never will). I can speak from experience kid, I had a fucking blast as a teenager and in my 20s. Played in bands, took every drug I could imagine (within reason), and had sex with more women than you'll ever meet IRL. I admit, I became a bit of a recluse later in life, slowed the pace down and only stayed in contact with a handful of good friends. But I have memories you'll never have. Looking down and seeing my fit young body having sex with a fit young woman. Scoring ecstasy or acid off a stranger at a party. Going camping with the mates, or all those nights in clubs dancing, getting wrecked, seeing people get crazy.
>
>You know why I come here. Because there are some funny fuckers on here, maybe you're one of them. But it doesn't define my entire life like it will always define yours. Keep laughiong at these imaginary people you think are behind these posts, all while your own life is passing you by forever.

arrogant, conceited, lacking any self-awareness, desperate for attention even if its negative and generally an unlikeable person.

oh and in complete denial about all of the above. but thats just a defence mechanism you've conjured up to avoid the stark realisation of your pathetic nature.

dairy milk obvs

galaxy desu

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DIE, BALLS, DIE! SEXY SADISTIC GIRLFRIEND GETS OFF ON EXTREME BALL TORTURE
>DIE, BALLS, DIE! SEXY SADISTIC GIRLFRIEND GETS OFF ON EXTREME BALL TORTURE
DIE, BALLS, DIE! SEXY SADISTIC GIRLFRIEND GETS OFF ON EXTREME BALL TORTURE
>DIE, BALLS, DIE! SEXY SADISTIC GIRLFRIEND GETS OFF ON EXTREME BALL TORTURE
DIE, BALLS, DIE! SEXY SADISTIC GIRLFRIEND GETS OFF ON EXTREME BALL TORTURE
>DIE, BALLS, DIE! SEXY SADISTIC GIRLFRIEND GETS OFF ON EXTREME BALL TORTURE

cadburys always wins

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chinese songs are based

Reckon deep down you all want the life of a deano

dairymilk so I can support fairtrade and exploited farmers

#
Finn moves to Thailand becomes alcoholic. Cant walk, has brain damage from drinking, fatty liver, malnutrition. Spends days begging on street and drinking cheep vodka. Friends come and safe him and take him back to Finland and make documentary about it. He later moves back to Thailand.

Why do people on the internet turn into such dickwaving one-uppers when anyone mentions weather?

>Omg its so cold its 4 degrees out
>Lol >4 >cold that's nothing its -2 here
>Lol -2, it's -34 here my car is frozen to the driveway
>Lol -34, it's -301 C here, so cold the laws of physics have distorted and we've achieved negative Kelvin

Spot on 2bh. All tripcunts are like that really.

would much prefer to be tarquin
dont really have that much jealousy towards deano
t. runt

cringing at this old fart and his made up stories

>Looking down and seeing my fit young body having sex with a fit young woman. Scoring ecstasy or acid off a stranger at a party. Going camping with the mates, or all those nights in clubs dancing, getting wrecked, seeing people get crazy.

*dances into the thread*

knock knock

who's there?

work

work who?

work tomorrow

>eating processed sugar
umm no thank you

big old doinks

>Unauthorised wireless sharing network equipment is explicitly banned in College. This includes all wireless routers, access points and wireless sharing devices.

Welp.
There goes that plan.
:c

>Jay from the inbetweeners has been reduced to making a CoD youtube channel where he gets around 30,000 views per video

JUST

>there are people on /brit/, young people in the prime of their life, who are such pathetic losers they literally cannot imagine anyone else here has ever lived a normal youth
I feel so sorry for you, lad. I was annoyed by you before, but now I'm just sorry. clean yourself and go outside, think about things. Time flies like a motherfucker, you'll be 30 before you know it, I promise you, and you'll have nothing to show for your prime but regret if all your time was spent on here.

unlucky lad, wasn't a bad idea

thing is i come here a lot for the memes but still have a life outside it (go to parties, get laid, etc)
i dont play in bands or do drugs tho

lmao that's quite funny
should make that a stand up comedy joke

what is that and what are you trying to achieve

wagies have it much easier than students

wouldn't want to disappoint mr goldstein would you

so why didn't you link it?

I saw a video where he "interviewed" a "youtube celebrity", and he was utter shite.

Then when people were calling him out on being utter shite in the comments he was like "this is a laid back channel I'm not like Jay in real life"

what plan lad

as i was going over
the poo and willy mountains
i saw captain nigger
and his pube hairs he was counting
i first got out my willy
then got out my arsehole
i said "wank and deliver"
oh a nigger he may rape ya

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THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

Shan't be replying to the bollocks masochist or click on any of his porn links.

name one ONE beautiful ENGLISH (not a drop of gaelic/celtic blood) woman
name one

>made up
they're completely average occurrences if you're not a loser who has wasted his life here. literally did half of those things on friday night and im not trying to brag.

you're showing off your loser status again, craig. get off Sup Forums and get some mates instead of making embittered posts about things you've never experienced.

>already 8pm
please no

me

i toil, eat and go to the gym, that is my life

sick of it, recommend some interesting hobbies where i can meet people lads

flat earth is real

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psst.. hey rorke

Go to the pub m8.

smoked lots of weed with my dad last night
still feel pretty cottonheaded rn

What do you think young people used to get up to out there in the big scary world? We weren't all pathetic losers when we were your age. Some of us even had *gasp* SEX!

haha get a life, nerd

any sport or outdoor activity.

DIG
YOURSELF
OUT
OF
THE
SHIT

toil tomorrow wagie? best get a good nights sleep so mr noseberg can buy that new boat

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Sex is disgusting. Im glad I'm beyond such animal impulses

Ill just copypaste my earlier post:

Got a great plan to make friends at university.

I made this white square device that, when plugged in, creates a WiFi network around it. Except when you connect to it you cant access the internet, instead you are redirected to a custom website I set up that is a media server filled with normie-friendly films, music and TV shows that you can stream in-browser on your phone or laptop.

Im going to put it up in the Common Room so everybody in my halls can use it whenever they want, and ill put up some explanatory posters of how to use the system too.

I just cannibalised an old router i had lying around and flashed some openwrt firmware on it then wrote the html/css/js for a primitive streaming service. Took me about 4 hours.

This is sure to make a good impression I think!

gonna wake up at 1pm tomorrow and eat granola at 3pm probably then fall asleep to ds9
then wake up at 5pm and make dinner for mummy then eat dinner with her and then watch films till 3am and then asmr till I drift off

alri devon calm down lmao

>people are dreading having to return to the call centre for another day of mind-numbing, depressing slavery

can't even begin to FATHOM why people voluntarily subject themselves to this

you know what
I think I'm okay with women being complete sluts and getting paid for it
good for them

redditism

toil at first light

haha good one

devon here. that aint me. he is right though.

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i'd honestly rather be homeless than work in another call centre

no word of a fucking lie

this is peak autism

I'm not the guy from Devon, that was a different person over 30 who didn't waste their entire life on /brit/.

Devon hasn't suddenly come here. He is a regular poster, has extra flags and has been here for years since he remembers ancient gimmicks like fat cam and porridge

When did he transition from turbonormie into the self-admitted Sup Forums posting recluse that he is today?

what about being a carer for people who are mentally challenged and having to clean them up when they shit themselves and get hit when trying to give them their medication

He was in White Gold unless that came out a while ago in Britland?

>Sex is disgusting. Im glad I'm beyond such animal impulses