Charles Bronson

Been watching a ton of movies from the world's manliest screen presence. Tell me, did he ever do a bad movie? Because, so far, they've all been good to great.

He did several bad ines, especially later in his career.

Name ONE. I just watched all the Death Wish movies, and Murphy's Law. Pure gold.

Family of Cops trilogy are pretty terrible TV movies. Assassination has like on good scene in it.

Ok, I haven't gotten to those yet, but I've literally watched 10 Bronson flicks in a row with no stinkers.

Are you fucking serious? Sure, Death Wish 3 and 4 are still good (even if 3 is more Commando with Bronson, but 4 is a underrated dark and kind of intelligent thriller), but 5 is complete garbage in every possible way.

>Despicable villains get their comeuppance in brutal, and often hilarious ways accompanied by one-liners
Pic is you.

Check out Death Hunt.

>quaid, start the reactor

Death Hunt is fucking awesome. Also really enjoyed The Stone Killer.

>emaciated body
>bloated fat double chinned head

Dangaming?

>When Bronson was playing the claustrophobic "tunnel king" Danny in The Great Escape, he got to work with the Scottish actor David McCallum. After meeting McCallum's wife, actress Jill Ireland, Bronson flatly told his coworker, "I'm going to marry your wife." From anyone else, that would sound like an idle boast, but not from Bronson. McCallum and Ireland soon divorced. Bronson and Ireland married in 1968 and remained hitched until her death in 1990.

How did he fit balls that size in those trousers?

Dude was ripped. Anyone else seen Violent City? That ending was pretty Good, I still prefer the narrative of The Mechanic.

Caboblanco isn't pretty bad.

Check out: The Valachi Papers, Red Sun, Breakheart Pass, The White Buffalo, Chato's Land, and 10 to Midnight. All underrated classics.

How the hell did "very" autocorrect to "pretty?"

>Violent City?
love it. telly savalas is one of my fav ctors.

also, the vilachi papers is totally underrated mafiakino.i cannot recommend this movie enough desu

That Morricone ost. Another underrated thriller is Mr.Majestyk. one thing I dug was Bronson actually looking the part. I recall his early life having a lot physical labor, and he was in the military, I think.

BRONSON'D

Was David McCallum a closet homosexual or was he just not man enough? did he protest to it?

Just watched Ten to Midnight, Mr. Majestyk, Cold Sweat, and The Mechanic a couple days ago. All good. Still trying to acquire the rest of the stuff you recommended but no one is seeding.

Yes.

I think Bronson is the only manlet to be literally the manliest man ever.

He was 5'8

Red Sun

tried to like it, pretty bad.
cowboys, comanche indians, and samurais should be a recipe for success. but not here.

Doesn't matter if he was a fag, he looks like a doughy pushover. He never could have stopped it.

I've been meaning to watch Telefon, is it any good? I saw The Stone Killers, but I failed to appreciate it, I plan on checking it out again.

Haven't watched Telefon yet, but having just watched The Stone Killer, dude it was gorgeous, had a spiderweb plot that wraps up nicely, and the action is top notch. One thing I found really notable was how much activity there was during every scene; even when it's just a dialogue exchange. Something interesting is always happening, whether it be the action onscreen or how the scene is being filmed. Never seen another movie like, to be honest.

Also, the soundtrack is great.

CHARLES MOTHERFUCKING BRONSON

BERETTA DID THAT SHIT