The Mormon menace

I've figured it out. The reason we cannot get girlfriends and are doomed to a life of autism on a Mongolian embroidery board is... Mormons.

Where they are a significant percentage of the population, Mormons are such nice people that white girls fall head over heels for their men and as such, they drain the dating pool almost dry in and of themselves. But this isn't the whole of it.

Non-Mormon girls quite often have Mormon friends. These friends are usually married to some jerk right out of high school. Therefore, the non-Mormons tend to also get married right out of high school to save their social standing (because, you know, women). The result is that the only single girls left are a) in high school, b) divorced, or c) minorities, degenerates, etc.

This is my tinfoil theory. I want to hear Sup Forums's thoughts.

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I'm a non-Mormon Utahfag and I'm letting you know you're a faggot

Most of them were anti-Trump and pro-Cruz. We will see how they vote in the election. By what their Church promotes, one would have though Kasich would have gotten the most votes, so I don't buy that they had religious objections to Trump. I am skeptical of the Republicans in them who were anti-Trump like Romney.

>get told by Mormon guy that I should marry and have a family
>his kid has Downs
>MFW

Where do you live where this could be an issue? Idaho?

Alaska

Mormonism is a legitimate Christian sect. It seems it was created for polygamist Christians and polygamy is explicitly validated in the Bible although I believe Jesus suggested a monogamous system.

mormon.org/faq/mormon-faith
>How can I know Mormonism is true?
>Sincerely pray to your Heavenly Father. Ask Him if what you are learning is true.

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