I'm on a highschool divegrass team that didn't win a single match last season, and hasn't won one yet for this season. Confidence is hilariously low on both the players' and audience's sides during every game. We lost our last match 0-8 and got mercy-ruled.
What is the first step to turning this team around?
Hazing
Step 1: Get off Sup Forums and enjoy high school.
>high school
>enjoyable
I miss it so much.
Try diving in the penalty box more
Try cutting inside more.
Get better players.
Apply your school to an immigration program and get some 30 year old Somalian """"""Students""""""" to play.
Threaten the spic players with deportation.
>audience
try shooting the ball in the goal more
Accuse the other team of rape
Repeat for every single match
burger gets it
you forgot some quotation marks my friend
""""""""""30 year old"""""""""" Somalian """"""""""students""""""""""
Concentrate on defense. Just park the bus and hoof it forward to the one pacey guy upfront. If you're loosing 8-0 then your coach is either extremely stupid
or you guys are completely shit. Whichever it is, it will be easier for you guys to improve your defence first.
Also
>highschool
Gtfo underage faggot
Get the kid at school whose parents are going through a divorce to join your team, he will play so well his parents will get back together.
That's what usually happens in the films right?
only west africans can into football
Take 4 defenders and teach them to move in line. You can actually tie even-lenght ropes around their waists for a training and then muster them to go left, right, up and down the field.
Then take your two biggest and most balanced guys and teach them to push, intercept and pass, there you have your def. midfielders.
Take your most offensive players and force them to actively engage in defending.
PREPARE SOME OFFENSIVE SET PIECES.
how old are you?
>Somalians
literally worse at this sport than fucking Dominicans
This. Also improve the players' passing technique by playing 6/8/However many versus one. Form a circle around one player and pass the ball between each other. If the player in the middle gets the ball, the player who misplaced the pass goes in the middle. At first allow everyone to take two touches, one to control the ball and one to pass. Then after a while make it so they have to pass directly, and start reducing the size of the circle.
quit the pussy sport and become a boxer/mixed martial artist so you can be the success you wanna see
Oh god it's Ottawa high school all over again
Play dirty, play hard.
Make the other team actively miserable when they start moving closer to your goal, but do it smart.
Target players without the ball, make them frustrated, offend them, make fun of them. Cheat and smile, keep your 11 always behind the ball and only counterattack.
Congratulations, you're now chaotic evil but at least not the worst team in your league anymore.
study and train, you cant fix your team, but you can better yourself, if your team follows, cool, otherwise you get a better team later
you need to learn all the tactics and playstyles to counter other's (eg cut inside, artillery specialist, speedster, stc) and have the physical skill to pull them off
>High School divegrass
>Audience
Which part of SoCal you from?
Get an oil money owner and an expensive sponsor.
Hahaha top kek. Played for a team which drew 2 and won 1 fame all season when i was 17, so glad i kept playing with different teams cos can laugh about it now but was depressing at the time.
If it helps we won 5 the next year so keep at it.
Lost one fame 16-0 but we did only have 9 and got 1 sent off haha
>mercy rule sounds gay af