Tfw wasn't born a qt girl

>tfw wasn't born a qt girl

>tfw you'll never be a an artsy lesbian or an activist slightly androgynous transbian

But that's great! You can be a qt boi instead!

>wanting to be a girl
I'm glad I was born a guy.

>tfw feminine build
I just want to be a proper man

it would just make things a lot easier

true

Lift weights then

Have you tried eating a lot and lifting heavy things?

It won't help, I'm a turbomanlet and with girly hips. I got fucked hard by genetics.

me too. my bf teases me about it a lot...

So you are literally built for squating.

>tfw no cute femtwink American bf to anally massage

>tfw had a Canadian bf but we broke up
Americans are for cuddles!

Bet he didn't clean out your smegma from your foreskin.
You are uncut, right?

>you will never be a qt cartoon girl
just kill me now

>You are uncut, right?
I wish. it looked really fun for him

>his dick is mutilated
Onto the one night stand list you go.

bit rude

>they aren't girls

I'm just teasing you cutie. It is a shame that you're cut tho.

>It is a shame that you're cut tho.
It is. I was a bit jealous of him

hey there, I haven't seen you in a while

We could use one of those restoration creams as lube so that your foreskin grows back bit by bit.

>We could use one of those restoration creams as lube
I'm generally not the top so I don't see how this would help

I meant when I tease you with my hand while we're cuddling obviously.

only men can fuck qt girls, faggot.

o-oh...

You American boys are so cute.

what is that in his mouth...

Aphrodisiac.

hot

>pic
Not really into physical abuse.

Neither am I, didn't see that in the thumbnail

I am, however, into orgasm denial.

>orgasm denial
oh my...

Don't worry, I treat my boys well.
I don't like cages though.

>I don't like cages though.
I have a chastity cage but I haven't used it in a while

Sucks for you :^>