Avocado Shortage Will Hit During 4th Of July Weekend

>“There are not enough avocados in the industry right now to supply the demand,” Heath Shoup, of a California avocado packinghouse, told the LA Times.
Is this Jeb!'s revenge?
time.com/4389855/a-major-avocado-shortage-might-hit-for-4th-of-july-weekend/

Avocados are not white people's food.

shutup

Yeah, that's why Jeb! and his wife love them so much.

FUCK NO, I NEED MY AVOCADOS

Fuck off, Jesús.

Avocados own

Jeb Bush is actually professor chaos

jeb is a mess

t. achmed

>eating green food on Independence Day

NO

FLAG CAKE ONLY

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You have clearly never been to California. These fucking faggots put avocado in everything.

>avocados
>famously grown in Morocco

It really isn't white people food, who you calling Ahmed?

>Pay half days salary to buy Jeb! guac bowl
>No avocados
>blame Trump

Jeb is a Mistake

> Be ¡Jeb!
> Use Right To Rise superpac money to corner avocado market secretly
> Constrict supply
> S
> Mexicans riot due to not getting their GUAC
> Claim it's President Hillary's trade policies that's fucking supply up
> Hilldog deposed and killed in Beaner uprising
> Sieze power as the king of the mestizo hordes

Slow and steady, GuacMan. Slow and steady. It's all according to keikaku

America becoming LATIN America.

CHANNELING JEB IN THIS THREAD

>america is literally 60% niggers
what do you expect hans?

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I'm looking for a good guacamole recipe, want to use it as a cream for baked sweet potato.

as a Californian: no, you're thinking of cilantro.

actually nevermind, avocado is in everything too.

no regrets tho

BUY AVOCADOES ON BULK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

You all laughed at me. Well I have to say, you're not laughing now, are you?

>TIME magazine
>LA
>Health store

Dropped. There were loads of them at the store yesterday. What kind of dirty nigger hasn't already gotten all the ingredients for tomorrow other than whatever you might be counting on picking up fresh at a local farm stand?

This. They grow in the fucking backyard in So. CA. My brother has a few trees and my nieces sell them for $1 apiece like a lemonade stand when they're bored in the summer

avocados are delicious

my local food lion is well stocked so im good

FUNNY ISN'T IT
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Guacomole is really good guys.. Sup Forums getting triggered by nutriment