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first for NZ first

It's not that easy though, all the economic growth in in Auckland therefore so are the Jobs.
If I can't get a Job in Invercargill it doesn't matter how cheap the houses are.

Vote gay

NZ is a pretty country, the animals also look one of a kind, cows and sheep in general.
You guys seem good people.

I'll say it here.
There is no reason to vote NZF over TOP unless you hate chinks more than you would rather own a house.

>just move out of the only place in the country with viable econimic opportunities lmao

Yeah, I'll just move to New Plymouth to pursue all those awesome career opportunities. You fuck nugget.

>unless you hate chinks more than you would rather own a house
Chinks are the reason why houses go over the top in prices, they buy everything and put it all to rent.
Too much money laundering and tax evasion from China.

Oн пpизpaк,
Дeнни-пpизpaк, Дeнни-пpизpaк, Дeнни-пpизpaк....
Дeнни Фeнтoнy шёл пятнaдцaтый гoд,
Кoгдa пpeдки coбpaли cтpaнный пpибop,
B пoтycтopoнний миp oткpыв пpoхoд,
Oн вceх пoбeдит, вeдь oн Дeнни-пpизpaк.

Пpибop нe зapaбoтaл и взpocлыe yшли,
И Дeнни внyтpь зaглянyть peшил,
Яpкaя вcпышкa вcё измeнилa,
Пepecтpoйкa мoлeкyл зaвepшилacь.

Пpизpaк, Пpизpaк....

Oчнyвшиcь, oн пocмoтpeл нa ceбя,
Ha вoлocы кaк cнeг, зeлёныe глaзa,
Hayчилcя пpoхoдить cквoзь cтeны и лeтaть,
Bтopoгo тaкoгo нa зeмлe нe cыcкaть,
Oн cpaзy пoнял, чeм дoлжeн зaнимaтьcя,
He дaвaть вcяким твapям в нaш миp пpoбpaтьcя,
Зa нac c тoбoй oн бyдeт дpaтьcя!

Bceх пoбeдит, вeдь oн жe Дeнни Фeнтoн,
Bceх пoбeдит, вeдь oн жe Дeнни Фeнтoн,
Bceх пoбeдит, вeдь oн жe Дeнни Фeнтoн.

Our problem is far greater than just Chinks I can assure you.
Our baby boomers are just as responsible for the housing crisis as any chink immigrant.
Banning Chinks doesn't fix anything as we still have hundreds of thousands of them in addition to the boomers we already have, but if we tax them and fix the loophole it doesn't matter how many chinks we have the crisis will be fixed, and we'll kickstart the economy at the same time as chink investment is no longer going into houses but into our businesses which gets me a job.

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>all the economic growth is in Auckland
no, Auckland is on par with the new Zealand average of 1.4% for 2016 according to the mbie, and it's literally anywhere else in nz where housing is affordable, look at Wellington, where the median house price is half that of Auckland, and the average household income is just $3k less annually, or Canterbury, which will be booming for the next five years at the absolute minimum
I don't even feel bad for you jafas, you bring your shitty situation upon yourselves

More likely your Central Bank for printing money out of proportion dilluting the value of your currency alongside the Chinese investing/buying everything in general.
What do you mean, boomers in general, they don`t produce?
Own farms, own companies, employ people?
Aren`t you guys having too much migrants stealing jobs?

>migrants stealing jobs?

You can't steal a job nobody is willing to work, they're filling in the gaps the local population are either not capable of filling or just won't.

ew, distinguishing cowtits on the right

>I know, I'll pick on taranaki even though their employment growth rate is basically the same as Auckland (1.3% to 1.4%)
lmao, nobody wants to employ an idiot like you anywhere in new zealand

stop phoneposting

remember to vote lads

>Central Bank for printing money out of proportion
No? Inflation is fine here
We just have a tax loophole surrounding housing that means that demand is too high and supply is too low because people can buy houses and get massive returns instead of investing in the economy.

>What do you mean, boomers in general
Rich old cunts who own all the houses and speculate so they can retire even richer.

>Aren't you guys having too much migrants stealing jobs?
Nah that's bullshit, migrants aren't fucking the poor via taking jobs only by ruining housing.

I don't even live in Auckland...

>You can't steal a job nobody is willing to work
That seems nonsense, your country is great, why would people no work regular jobs?

Shouldn't you be at your dairy, Paora?

Because their dumb druggies

>Because their dumb druggies
Because THEY'RE dumb druggies, you dumb druggie.

>Drugged people
>in New Zealand
That`s something.
Last time I`ve seen you guys had a spike in violence but I didn`t thought too much about it because here is worse than everywhere else, even countries in civil war don`t have that much killing.

It's not regular jobs, it's skilled jobs. There's constant gaps cropping up in certain skilled job markets that can only be quickly filled with migrants. My Brit friend's family came here around 2007 when they were needing more IT Specialists and his Dad happened to pass the skill test.

As soon as I noticed I spelled that wrong, I knew one of you cunts were gonna jump on me

TOP is a wasted vote, did you people learn nothing from the Internet Party?

It's fine, an honest mistake.
I couldn't just let it go though.

>owning land
>not just renting it from your overlord
shaking my head

This is a lewd and inappropriate post. I demand you retract it at once.

Do the young move out often after finishing school?

>tfw jafas moving to your region has made house prices in some towns almost double
FUC OFF JAFAS AAAAAAAA

Where do you live in burgerland?

Most people who graduate Uni here gtfo the country as soon as they can.

All we have is lazy Maori beating their wife and lazy druggies living off winz.
There are plenty of jobs for people who want to work.

>Voting for the party that you basically agree with every issue on
>Wasted vote

Really makes me think, you can vote for election bribing winston or the identical parties Labour/National but don't come crying to me when there is no real change over the next 20 years.

In Auckland? No
Everywhere else? Yes

*sheaths dōtanuki*

>tfw live in tauranga

Just wait until they start retiring en-mass and decide to dump the $1.2 million they """""""""""earned""""""""""" into whatever small town they decide to retire to "for lifestyle reasons *COUGH* no chinks, coconuts, or dotheads *COUGH*"

I swear to god if the Chinks/Boomers ruin Rotorua before I can afford a house I'm going to blow up a Remuera rest home

(You)s must be earned, not given freely.

when will rocket mang nuke auckland

You're probably far enough away from both Auckland and Taupo that you'll be safe
... for now...

>not dropping a can of lynx into your local geyser to trigger a geothermal catastrophe throughout the region

Take it, boy.

My brother recently bought a nice house there for around 300k, I hope I can do the same but I'm not sure if I'll be able to get a job there.

Take this hot, steamy (You) fresh from the oven, cutie.

take em all

New Zealand brings nothing to the table

We can't reach the table yet. Give us a bit more time!

New Zealand brings the gay

Milk and Lamb mainly
Beef and some cheese as well, oh and salmon.

sexy ladies

wow that's quite a looker you've got there

Hey, Amerika, tell me one bad word, that only americans use.

Well "nigger" is the only "bad word" that still exists so let's go with that.

th...thats a good price
how much is shipping

This is our final and decisive battle; With the Internationale humanity will rise up!

Coon (short for raccoon)

an arm and a leg

thats a bit steep, easier to just go get a live one eh

I don't need one, I've got a bf for that

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>Let noone build walls to divide us
Хe-хe-хe.
youtube.com/watch?v=3sh4kz_zhyo

>I've got a bf for that
God I wish that was me... wait a minute that is me!

Singer sounds like a faggot desu

My friend sat on my leg as a joke and squshed my dick into my thigh and then winked at me when he got off. I called him a fag and he laughed at me what the hell do I do?

time to fuck

Do you want to fug him?
If yes then you should, if no you should still fug him.

Stop being lewd and tell your bf the same.
Sounds like an englishman, Amerika.

>squshed my dick into my thigh and then winked at me when he got off
That's pretty hot desu

Don't let it bother you. It's just friendly playing ;)

tie him up and rape him, he'll probably enjoy it a lot

But guys I'm pretty sure I'm straight. He's a bit of a trap himself with thin girly legs and a Taylor swift looking face but I think I'm into girls.

I think...

You already answered your own question. Feel him up and see where it goes.

>I'm pretty sure I'm straight
Yea, that's what I thought a few months ago.
Now look where I am.

>He's a bit of a trap himself with thin girly legs and a Taylor swift looking face
I can't believe this is even a question, have some fun and fug him.
You'll know if you like it or not and you will be able to live on with no regrets.

Just fuck him as a joke so it's not gay.

Just don't forget to say no homo when you penetrate.

say no homo afterwards and you'll be fine

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should break out my chastity cage sometime

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Isnt anal pretty disgusting though?

Whoa whoa whoa. Who said anything about anal? And it's fine as long as he cleans up.

You have to clean yourself first...
But other than that it's no dirty than any other sexual act, and it's the one that feels the best.

I have arrived. What are you lads having for dinner?

>Isnt anal pretty disgusting though?
not if you know what you're doing

Spicy noodle and egg soup

RICE

hot, does your bf have the key?
I would know, I'm pure

*wouldn't

no, I haven't worn it since I got him

he has the key to my handcuffs tho

>I'm pure
Not if I have my way

If you guys are gay how come you all post cute anime girls?

i m c o n f u s e d

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What else would be post?
Also, I'm only ironically gay

You two should really meet up & see if there's a irl connection between you two.

I suppose you need something to keep you from seducing pure innocent cuties
sure thing cutie

you in the collar
me holding the leash
>gay
haha... no way

apparently I must make a comment here

I know
it's just getting confident enough to set a date that's hard for me...

because I can't be bothered to find cute anime boys that make for good reaction pics

>Also, I'm only ironically gay
Can't wait for you to ironically bf the other kiwi

I've already seduced two innocent qts, would be a bit greedy of me to want more