Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?
Can somebody explain why Jupiter is on the Seinfeld logo?
>American education
You mean Neptune, yes?
because the show was "out of this world!"
Why was Newman a cable man for this episode? I thought he was a postman?
That's Dan Schneider, he's there to rape Jerry's feet.
Because "New York" is actually Hell
probably this. what kind of fucker would actually want to live there?
It's fucking Pluto you god damn retarded niggers
Young, attractive, successful people who want to be around other young, attractive, successful people?
ILL-
ILL FUCKIN
ILL U MINATI NIGGA
I WAS TELLIN YALL
SHIEEEEEETT NIGGA FO REAL OH MY GOD FUCK
ALL THAT SHIT IS REAL MY NIGGA '
JERRY BE DATIN UNDERAGE GIRLS SHIT AINT RIGHT
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power rankings based on the two seasons I've seen so far
jerry > george > elaine > biggest power gap in the observable universe > kramer
Saturnalia hat tip
Years b4 Eyes Wide Shut
>Jew
>Jew
>Jew
>Goy
Hmm
Kramer was a Jew but the actor was not. Costanza was the only one with an Italian dad.
JEWpiter is the home planet of the Jews
new yorkers are trash desu senpai smdh
Because 90s. No other real explanation for it.
Objective ranking:
George>Elaine>Kramer>Jerry
Kramer is never specified to be Jewish. Elaine was definitely a goy since there's an episode that deals with it. George's mom was a jew but his father was Italian and Catholic.
because the comedy is out of this world!
jerry is literally the worst character and he pretty much just has to play himself
what was georges tax policy
kikes worship saturn. they're stamping their mark on this highly influential and liked show
new york is like the reddit of cities
That sure is a lot of implications.
restaurant is a really strange word when you think about it
People on this board like to pretend that Jerry is a bad character, but in reality he is the worst character on the show because he simply is boring and everyone else is interesting
rest
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rant
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In astronomy, saturn is considered the planet that governs emotions, like comedy. Comedy is the funnest emotion, that's why it's in the logo.