How come when people talk about Spider-Man 3, they never talk about the fact that Sandman KILLED UNCLE BEN THEN DOES NOTHING TO ABSOLVE HIMSELF OF THIS FACT AND CONTINUES BEING A BANK ROBBING PIECE OF SHIT, THEN TRIES TO KILL SPIDER-MAN?
Brava Raimi
Brava
Robert Phillips
Because it's still better than the mcu/sony/dceu crap we've had in he past 5 years
Kayden Sullivan
Bring it up all the time but why bother when DUDE HOLOCAUST LMAO is all anybody cares about when it comes to these movies
David Reed
No one talks about it because it's better? Could you try making sense please?
Alexander Fisher
Because the human race made a subconscious decision to simply forget that Sandman had a role in this movie. Thanks for reminding us, alien jerk
Dylan Reyes
Because he tells the full story of what happened to Spider-man (in that it was actually an accident and his gun went off when the other robber bumped into him). I haven't watched it in years but I seem to remember him turning out to be a decent guy who just wanted to helped his dying daughter.
Christian King
i like 3 a lot
I like the way Raimi hides a basically Christian story (guilt/revenge/forgiveness) in capeshit-- and no one seems to notice. And it's also strangely faithful to the comics (capturing the symboite in a church bell). I also like the Toby acting like an asshole scenes
It's always seemed to me that like the Cable Guy, the complaints of how bad 3 was were all exaggerated. so fucking weird. Much better than the edgelord "why can't peter parker fuck boys" bullshit we got later.
Jack Gray
You can't reason with brandwar cunts, they don't care about the movie's own quality, only how it measures up to everything else.
Noah Baker
There was a Spiderman 3?
John Torres
Because no one cares you dumbhead it's a 10 year old movie about superheroes
Dylan Ross
>I like the way Raimi hides a basically Christian story (guilt/revenge/forgiveness) in capeshit-- and no one seems to notice.
Because it's poorly done and unsatisfying you literal shit eater, not to mention an obvious retcon and wow, another sympathetic villain who after Doc Ock, joy.
You enjoy garbage.
Samuel Gonzalez
You'd be correct if Batman Begins and Spiderman 2 threads didn't happen with frequency you shit eater.
James Roberts
>implying anyone's opinion here counts/matters Yes you and me both dumbhead
Brayden Cruz
>I say stupid shit on one topic, when I'm proven to be fucking retarded I switch to a different conversation/argument.
Xavier Clark
>it's an OP acts like a backtracking retard episode
Kayden Diaz
He didn't need to absolve himself, the police never investigated the murder since Uncle Ben was a white separatist and had burnt all his federal documentation and I.D.
Liam Turner
>9 posters I'm not even OP, I just saw your retarded fucking post.
Jaxson Rogers
Everyone was shocked at how laughable emo Spidey was to notice anything else about the movie. Maybe it's gained some favor over time, but upon release it was just bad. I saw it opening night in NYC of all places, and the entire theater let out a loud groan after everyone thought it was over upon fading to black but then fading back in for an unnecessary epilogue scene.
Ian Mitchell
Because Spider-Man 3 was a fucking trash movie
Chase Rodriguez
He robs banks to pay for his daughter's cancer or something
Nicholas Barnes
can we also address how Unlce Ben is a racist black sambo figure for a brand of underwhleming instant WHITE rice?
my god, can Raimi not be stopped?
Xavier Perry
No they don't. I can't even remember the last time a Nolan Batman thread was on here and no one posts about Raimi Spiderman without it being hijacked by the unfunny Nazi Raimi meme immediately.
Blake Wood
>I can't even remember the last time a Nolan Batman thread was on here
Gabriel Brooks
Check the catalog before saying stupid shit.
Ethan Cook
You probably started that thread faggot. Fuck you.
Jose Howard
>started the thread before this one, in case someone made this thread. >Fuck you. I get that you're upset. It's okay to be wrong, retarded and upset.
Nathan Reyes
From the archives. I didn't even look hard.
Gavin Anderson
it's not that 3 was a terrible movie, it's just 1 and 2 were so much better that it couldn't really hold up to them
Parker Jenkins
I was more triggered by him crying at the end. Firstly he's made of fucking sand, secondly water was seen to dissolve him.
Fucking Raimi.
Isaac Richardson
lel I remember that cranberries thread.
fucking funny. i should have replied
Nicholas Butler
How did Raimi get away with that?
Chase Gomez
>I like the way Raimi hides a basically Christian story (guilt/revenge/forgiveness) in capeshit- Oh god, everyone at /r/DC_cinematic should be euthanized for good measure.
Grayson James
Cause, uh, he's a... criminal? They're supposed to do bad stuff?
Jordan Phillips
That's a weird backwards world view you've got there, champ
Ryan Watson
Because all criminals are victims of circumstances but if you disagree then you are fucking evil and irredeemable t. leftist