/Carib/ - Caribbean General

Bring on the CAT5 and Let's Make the Caribbean Great Again - Edition

;^)

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When will anime become real?

Have you prepared?

>Bring on the CAT5
pls no

>Let's Make the Caribbean Great Again

Nice shitpost

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CAT 5
>CAT 5
CAT 5
>CAT 5

Val, that picture is objectifying to woman not to mention her compact dimensions are quite problematic to plus size women.
Morning Texas
I sure hope all the Cat 5s stay at sea
:(

Aguantenme hermanos. No se que haré sin semanas de Overwatch

Did any of you get HURRICANE'D?

>Overwatch

casqueta mirando al techo

>giving money to (((blizzard)))

>overwatch
Read a fucking book.

Soon I hope.

When the sex robots become mainstream

soon

>(((overwatch)))

Have you ventured out yet?

Why can't imaginary girls be real ;=;

>tfw you will never ever visit Aqua

Lesbo
Que jogo de merda para crianças burras

>breadfruit tree
nothing of value lost

This feel kill me everyday.

Hopefully VR doesn't die off and the next gen products aren't shit.

María is Cat 4, woohoo.

watching vice documentaries in Africa and i had a thought
what if we are the Africa tier shithole?

>ESO bo nunca a topa un hende normal cu ta wak anime.

Mi ta supone bo ta wak hentai dimes di hende gewoon tambe?

No offense - Anto se mi ta get e ironia wakiendo riba e site cu nos ta

Die
Im not prepared for this, val please call of Maria

face it lad breadfruit is horrible

I'm ok if it hits us as long as it hits Haiti as well

Just like your opinions and tastes

jesus never ate breadfruit

Jesus never had sex
Is that why you're a virgin

Maria turning Cat 4 and targetting USVI. Suddenly it's all over our news

All rightful U.S. clay.

What do /carib/ think of Plymouth - Montserrat volcano devastation?

From earlier this afternoon.
Now the wind is strongest and it's already raining yay

>strongest
Meant stronger, sorry.

no its because traps are a limited resource

indifferent
the whole island resembles a volcano sticking out of the water so the residents should consider leaving

>no its because traps are a limited resource
Especially in our region

>Especially in our region
truly one of the worst aspects of /carib/

Please be quiet. Thank you.

>Overwatch

Should we start praying to the old gods?

But will a sexbot be able to l*ve you unconditionally?

To live is to suffer.
>ywn be crushed by McCree's thighs

Un poquito.

Ami mes prefera shonen-ai y tur locual ta bin cune. Dimes mi ta normaal. Cua juffrouwtje manera ami no lo kier bisti manera Saber y wordo cohi asina? Abo ki tin mal smaak ruman.

Fate is super interesting.

Cat 5?

>Maria hit cat5
RIP leeward & PR

Well RIP

what if it's a pine tree?

if Haiti didn't exist, you would be

Val danced her soul out to wash away all Caribbean sin

you shouldn't have sold it then :^)

i saw a documentary about it in like 5th grade

>>ywn be crushed by McCree's thighs
hnggggggg

fugggggggg will there even be a Myagüez when I get back???

I fucking hate our media. Literally the only thing they can report about is whether or not the hurricane will hit the fucking Glorious States of America.

If they even mention the Caribbean islands, it's only about either this one Norwegian family who lives in the USVI, or Richard Branson, who also lives in the USVI. I don't even think the word "Barbuda" was mentioned during Irma, and they also claimed that St. Martin was a "French island".

Sorry for ranting, I just hate it when our media becomes americanised. I hope you all will stay safe during Maria.

>what if it's a pine tree?
hurricanes know they have to avoid us because so help me if they touch muh pine trees

Where is that picture from? It's an excellent example of traditional planning and architecture. Much better than how modern infrastructure is planned.

Ai pa'ki coño ma bai Google "shonen ai"
Letterijk mesun storia a pasa cumi na colegio. Un chick ta puntra e otro si ela trece e USB stick cu yaoi(?) riba dje pele.

Storia di ongeveer 7 aña pasa
chick1 tin 18 aña chick2 17, ami 15.
>despues di scol
>dans project
>humaniorapakketweirdos.jpeg
>tumando un break.
>b'a trece e yaoi pami?
>no ma lubida sorry pero ma download hopi si pa yene.
>aii no mi tawata asina pura pa wake.
>Ami: kiko ta yaoi?
>bosa hentai?
>"no"
>...ai bo ta mucho young, no worry.
>ami: djis bisam..?
>djis ban bisa e ta anime, bosa ki ESEY ta SI?
>"seh mane naruto?"
>"sure."
>keda fada nan te ora e chick a cave anto bisami
>"e ta anime di guy cohiendo otro guy - hentai ta honber cu muhe of otro cosnan."
>ami: what the fuck.
>siii bosa con fada mi ta di hunga cu mi tonto y mi tetenan - TUR dia mi ta waknan anto *tuned out*

Swa. E chicknan ki ta by default weird as fuck, e dia ey nunca mi lo lubida. Pa tende chicknan papia asina of even tende cu nan ta wak porno (den e caso ki algo cu mi ta percebe mane 100x pio) tawata gewoon insane.

Stay safe carib bros

that's San Juan you ameridumb

>tfw I wanna live in the Caribbean

>coño
no u

You could speak to people without resorting to ad hominems, even more when the other part is being polite

>Maria went from cat 1 to 5 in the spend of 24hours
I guess I'm just going to cuddle my Akari daki and hope everything goes well.

Well I don't live there so I wouldn't know. Puerto Rico isn't exactly a iconic part of the US.

Yaoi ta amor. Yaoi ta bida.

Eh, dje normaal mi no ta tampoco. Si mi tabata, mi no lo tabata post kaks riba un Nederlandse klompen ethusiaast forum.

(Unda tur e chicknan ki ta. Mi mester mas pervertido pa discuti Bara.)

Pic related tambe mi lo kier cosplay. Y wordo cohi aden tambe. Pero jaaaaaa

Why is he so perfect.

What manner of devils tongue are you speaking?

>Maria

I can't die before Kino remake. Maria please have mercy.

>living in the Northern Caribbean

Should know better by now.

Is DA kill?

>that pic
muh dick

Jannu best girl

>tfw will never taint Mercy with my dick

kmn

Ima lighten the mood a bit

What degenerate stuff have you guys been up to ?

I've been snapchatting my penor cumming to some couple in the us and some cute gril from India. At first I did it because I was bored and it was just random anons and me just finding new ways to get off but now it's something I look forward to and getting free nudies to do it instead of the other way around arouses me. It's sad and I should get help.

youtube.com/watch?v=VpdB6CN7jww

No you don't :^)

WHY CANT WE GET A HURRICANE?

Being a Scandinavian and all, it's crazy how Americanized we are, but still frown upon it.

;_;

"Maria's path made a direct hit on the island nation of Dominica Monday night as a category 5 storm, and reports of damage came quickly with the news that the country's prime minister had lost the roof to his house and had to be rescued."

Which island is being hit now?

RIP Dominica

When the fuck did Maria turn into a Cat 5

so, how much time will we be without electricity? is 2 weeks wishful thinking?

The eye passed over Dominica a while ago if I remember correctly.
It went from a CAT 1 to a CAT 5 in 24 hours.

As for when it happened.
A hurricane hunter flight recorded CAT 5 winds around 8-9 hours ago.

>be carib
>get HURRICAIN'D over and over again

it has more culture than the entirety of the United States so that's something

>living near Venezuela

2 weeks is imposiburu, try 2 months

Sort of

Literally a dead zone

Nice yard

>But will a sexbot be able to l*ve you unconditionally?
Yes

You very god damn well know that Trini floods at even the slightest rain
if a Hurricane comes down low Trinidad even gets one of the bands...it's fucked

desu it's a weird season

>Jamaican not liking breadfruit

Kill yourself

it seems like it'll only hit (directly) the east part of Puerto Rico.

BACK TO CATEGORY 5
cnn.com/2017/09/19/americas/hurricane-maria-caribbean-islands/index.html

The ride never ends

If dubs, José turns around and merge with Maria and fucks up USA

Klompen board thing tawata un joke right? As in Sup Forums mes?

Anyways - e chicknan ki no tawata echt atractivo pero toch leuk den nan mesun manera. Pero in ieder geval...WHY THO?
Ami no ta papia cu mi amigonan mane
>ey swa ba wak e porno heterosexual ey ayera?
>ohmbo e guy a cohe bon om anto e chick a tume bon.
>si! Pura pa e wak e sigiente capitulo - 26 toch?
It's Papiamento, holmes.

Bump thread.

Cool stuff familia, post more pls.

They're not entirely wrong about Saint Martin.

Does the PM losing his house mean that Dominica is immune to corruption?

se jodió la metro(((((((((((((((

hurricanes don't merge, if they were to pass near each other one would destroy the other or both would mutually destroy each other

if you die, can I have all your stuff

It hit the right sort of corridor where it built up an insane amount of energy and made landfall as a cat 5

Quero cheirar o teu bacalhau, Maria
Quero cheirar o teu bacalhau,
Mariazinha deixa-me ir à cozinha
Deixa-me ir à cozinha
Para cheirar teu bacalhau

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Barbuda has apparently been evacuated of its entire population. That's 4000 years of continous inhabitation, just gone. Because of a fucking storm.

Fuck this gay earth

*blows away*

PLEASE LORD GIVE ME DEAD RICANS

Any news from St Kitts and Nevis? Seems like they are getting the worst of it right now.

S-stay safe bros...

Хeй, кapибcкиe cyбчeлoвeки, нa вac нaдвигaeтcя нoвый ypaгaн

iktf

no u

Sera bo smul, pendeu.

Isto é uma postagem subestimada.

AND LORD PLEASE GIVE ME A DEAD BAHAMIAN OR TWO

Butthurt Haitian detected, I hope they rape your parents' home country.