New Pirates of the caribbean posters

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>not qt keyra

what for? dropped

God what is that grandmummy doing there? Also I can't believe how little they are trying

There is no fucking way this is real.

That has to be fake.

>this shit was approved for a multimillion company

Look like some shit pantomime poster

this looks like some straight-to-video shit

Is that colin hanks in drag?

Is this straight to DVD?

Stagnetti's Revenge had a better poster

i thought she was in this one? or is that the next one

Their GD department has been dropping the ball lately, true, everything else seems up to par. Didn't this one have financial and delay issues?

Oh Effy, what happend to you?

wait is scodelario in this movie ?
because I suddenly care about it now

this cant possibly be the real poster

Never knew Bobby became a pirate

bloom looks like a junkie in this one. face is so skinny.

is that Guybrush Tripwood on the right?

it's real

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Reminds me of that scene on The Mist, where the protag talks about the destroyed painting of a movie poster and waves it off saying the studioo will just throw in a bunch of floating heads as a poster and call it a day.

that's not Orlando Bloom, you autistic nigger

Looks like a panto poster, kek.

uh i'm pretty sure it is pal

What the hell happened to Barbosa is he working for the brits again

lol, I though he was talking about the overusage of bloom in the picture.

Jesus they literally replaced Keira and Orlando. Could they be less subtle?

It's a discount Orlando Bloom but not him

>when you spend the entire budget on an overrated actor, a javier bardem you're barely going to use, and cg effects

you see that fag in op's pic?

i think bloom just aged like shit

isn't it Barbarosa?

Orlando is in it tho.

It looks like a fucking 1990s Disney sequel. Who the hell signed off on this?

Isn't it supposed to be his son?

>straight to dvd

these look like porn parody posters

Bloom's in it

It's about him losing control over the border between life and death and Salazar raising an army of the dead to take over the seas

>look it up
>it's fucking real
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I could make something better in photoshop

>photoshop

I could make something better in mspaint

Actually, I will rn, be back in 10-15

Johnny Depp is in trouble, isn't he?

This reminds me of the cover of Nic Cage's Left Behind

Now that Disney has the movie market cornered with Marvel and SW they don't give a fuck about POTC any more.

And it shows with the half-assed posters.

It's basically a filler movie.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

I was thinking the same thing

Especially fucking Barbossa with the skull in the background, looking like they're advertising some community-theatre version of Hamlet

a billion dollar filler movie

reminds me of the shit Days of Future Pass posters

jesus fccking christ

the guy with the beard

waiting

yo

Holy shit who's that old hag

his face looks shooped onto his head

He's a stoned mess who lost most of his money to escape "evil" America where the "progressive" French then siezed most of his cash for their high socialist taxes, where he then came crawling back to America where all he does is bitch about republicans and get high all day every day.

And probably not a single day of filming had him clean and sober.

>I could make something better in mspaint
Well I tried

I hope the film flops so Kaya Scolderio and her shitty normie boyfriend can go bankrupt.

Kino

multibillion

I improved it

Holy shit dude thanks for the keks

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Is that the kid from Gods of Egypt? Oh my god why does he still have a career?

p-piratekino is going to pull through, r-right guys?

PURE KINO

This looks like a porn parody.

thanks snyder

someone add lens flare to this, the J.J. Abrams touch

>"JUST STICK THAT SWORD INTO MY BLOOM, ORLANDO"
Is it just me or are porn parodies getting dumber with their lines?

Straight to VHS.

milky udders

Sup Forums YES

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Now we're talkin

Is this movie going to be the GOAT?

add some color correction(more orange/blue contrast) and some chromatic aberration man, what am I paying you for?

>Its a 'the producer lets his 14yr old son do the posters because hes got photoshop and is good with computers' episode

This shits been happening for years. I did work experience at Empire in London, and they said its alarming how many producers just get amateurs to do posters to save money and give little nephew Jimmy his first real job.

>pirate
>wears eyeliner
for what purpose?

>Kaya
Ticket booked

PURE. FUCKING. KINO

open sea on a boat means you have little cover from the sun

eyeliner helps with the glare

what sort of mindfuck is going on here?

I honestly thought this was a poster from another Pirates porn parody

Why is Barbossa wearing that stupid shit

Stops the sun reflecting off their cheeks and lower eyelids into their eyes.

See: Cheetahs, special forces, handegg players

are you mental?

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>this is the last time they spoke as friends

I'm sorry about your condition.

Go to bed Zack Snyder.

I can see the millions pouring in already

>multimillion

Try multibillion mate. Still cautiously optimistic. I adore the first three PotC movies and consider them the closest thing we have to Indiana Jones for our generation.

It's two tables pushed together you fucking mago

mong

That is a butterfly table with a picture frame stand next to it near the right side

wtf you're missing the most important part

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Really makes me think

remember the first movie when it was a popcorn kino blockbuster that also happened to be witty and polished and a product of passion coming from a genuine creative spark

These are made for sale at Walmart faggots

Disney proving once again that they don't even have to try