>Movie begins on present day with Diana living in Paris. Apparently she split after the events of BvS. She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, which is the framing device of the movie.
>Basically, Zeus creates humanity, Ares gets butthurt and corrupts them with the concept of war, which makes him the strongest god. Zeus creates the Amazons to spread peace, Ares gets double butthurt and enslaves them. Zeus frees them and creates Themyscira, but is then murdered by Ares. Amazons swear off on humanity.
>It's World War I, and Steve Trevor steals a notebook that the Germans have been using to create chemical weapons and flees on a stolen airplane. The Germans catch up to him and both crash-land in Themyscira. The Amazons kill the Germans and arrest Trevor. He says he's trying to stop the war and shows them the book. Diana deduces Ares is behind the war. The amazons don't want to get involved so Diana volunteers to escort Trevor back to Men's World and stop Ares. Diana steals the Godkiller sword to do so.
>In America Diana befriends Steve's secretary Etta Candy and Steve convinces his superiors that the Germans are creating chemical weapons and is sent to stop them. He assembles a team that includes Diana and Etta as well as a comic relief actor con man played by Ewem Bremner; a sniper played by Saiid Taghmaoui and a Indian smuggler played by Eugene Brave Rock. They are completely useless. They meet up with a wimpy science officer played by David Thewlis. Etta herself doesn't do much over than give Diana a makeover and help scout out some Germans.
>Danny Huston is a German officer who wants to take over the world and is really generic. He huffs on a blue gas that gives him superstrength. Elena Anaya is Doctor Poison and is horribly scarred and creating the chemical weapons. She's also kinda useless but at least looks cool.
>Diana and Steve fall in love and Diana fights Danny Huston's men a bunch of times. At one point Diana saves a French village from German soldiers only for them to bomb it the next day and kill most villagers anyway. The tone is fairly bleak and dark and Diana kills A LOT of people. Mostly in slow-mo.
>Long story short the chemical weapon that Doctor Poison can melt gas masks so nobody can protect themselves from it. It will raise the stakes of war and make Ares more powerful.
>Diana and her crew attack the German outpost and Diana kills Danny Huston under belief he's Ares. It turns out Thewlis was Ares all along. He unlocks his final form and destroys the Godkiller. Ares then sends out a plane to spread the gas all over the world.
>Ares beats Diana and reveals that she's the actual daughter of Zeus rather than being a clay statue brought to life by him as her mother had told her. He says humans are only capable of war and that's why he'll win. He also tries goading her into killing Doctor Poison.
>Steve tells her he loves her then jumps into the plane and flies it way above the camp. Steve shoots the fuel tank thus blowing himself up to destroy the gas. Diana gets pissed and tells Ares that he's wrong because humans are also capable of love.
>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that disintegrates Ares. The war is over and Diana chooses to stay and help as it is her duty and humans have proven themselves worth saving.
Christian Cox
Jesus is this real? Can't be. Sounds truly unwatchable.
Grayson Nguyen
Why does she have Theoden's sword?
Jaxon Morris
>For reasons not explained in the movie Diana then proceeds to lose faith in humanity and spends the following 100 years out of commission.
>Diana finishes her e-mail by saying Superman's death has shown her once again that people are capable of being good and accepts to join Batman's team. She then sees a building on fire in the distance and springs to help.
>No cameos other than Barry Allen and Arthur Curry being namedropped on the e-mail exchange.
>Connie Nielsen and Robin Wright are also pretty wasted as Diana's mother and aunt. Especially Wright who only gets like three scenes.
>Action is mostly good though it overuses slow-motion.
>Ares is mostly CGI in his final form. He has an armor; a horned helmet; a long cape; a big-ass sword and a shield that gets bigger to protect his full body if necessary.
>Humor is sparse and hit and miss. There's some genuinely funny scenes and some not so much.
>Chris Pine as Steve Trevor is the best character in the movie and overshadows Wonder Woman hard at times.
Brody Bennett
>Zeus creates humanity Fucking trash already. Why? Because apparently WB's writing staff knows jack shit about DC's old gods, or basic Greek myth for that matter >Prometheus is actually the father of man >Greek/Old Gods didnt create shit, they were neanderthals transformed when the New Gods were created >Theres already a jeduo christian "God" in DC comics called The Presence (who surprisingly Zack hasnt wanked over), who gives orders to The Specter and The Phantom Stranger
Thomas Anderson
>zeus creates humanity
At least they're not tiptoeing at this subject like Marvel was but they'll definitely piss off some religious idiots. I predict a "god takes different names and forms" type of dialogue to make amends. If I were they I'd say fuck it and make an universe in which god doesn't exist and we were created by Zeus indeed.
Mason Sanders
How edgy.
Jackson Sanders
It's not edgy at all. You gotta stop limiting art and storytelling to please people. Things are getting ridiculous.
David Hall
EDGY D G Y
Cooper Harris
accurate
Adrian Watson
You keep using that meme. I don't think it memes what you think it memes.
Hunter Butler
>overly convoluted origin story >"telling the audience" that X character is Y instead of showing them
As stupid as the first Thor movie was, it still makes more sense than whatever the fuck this shit is
Ryan Flores
>ignores bruce's question to explain her life via email even though he didn't ask for that at all >villain wants to take over the world >secret weapon just melts gas masks >shitty twist villain >lame "humans only cause wars" message >says humans are capable of being good, even though superman wasnt human >excessive slo-mo again
wtf why can't DC get anything right?
Leo Baker
accurate
Parker Russell
There was so much tell and not show in Suicide Squad. First half of the damn movie was exposition literally explaining everything to the audience. So fucking boring.
Levi Collins
>. She gets a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his team and writes him a lengthy e-mail with her life story
She really is wonder WOMAN
Dylan Rogers
DO THE BOOTY INFILTRATE
Nathan James
>Movie ends with Batman replying "TL;DR"
Jordan Carter
kek
Luke Robinson
>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword. She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that disintegrates Ares.
Whoa epic climax.
Joshua Wood
Was Diana created when Zeus turned himself into a bull and banged a skeleton?
Aaron Clark
sounds about right
Jason Murphy
What if Zeus is actually Doctor Manhattan?
Liam Cox
I think Zeus actually turned into a rat that time
Elijah James
FUCK
Brody Gonzalez
>A FUCKING EMAIL
Aaron Parker
Based zeus
Ryder Sanchez
No, that would be a smart and interesting move by DC. It won't happen.
Kayden Gonzalez
...
Jaxson Lewis
Taking a screenshot for future reference.
Henry Jenkins
>>secret weapon just melts gas masks That's not horrible or anything in a time when this type of combat is new. >>shitty twist villain As oppose to cliche villain?
With all the crazy stuff WW has I don't mind a basic villain to start with.
>>says humans are capable of being good, even though superman wasnt human >People complain that supes isn't human enough >this post.
Ayden Diaz
too high
Leo Hall
>Superman's death has shown her once again that people are capable of being good
yeah, some alien who is figuratively Jesus dying proves that humans are good.
Robert Ramirez
Into the trash it goes
Angel Ramirez
>>>secret weapon just melts gas masks >That's not horrible or anything in a time when this type of combat is new.
actually the gas also breaks the masks' glass somehow
Zachary Turner
>says humans are capable of being good, even though superman wasn't human I think she's referring to all the hypocrites that got BTFO and cried when Superman died, fully realizing that Earth DOES need him. They all joined together and realized he was hope in the purest form imaginable
t. Zach Snyder
Jeremiah Foster
>It's another Germans are the bad guys film
Mason Garcia
>"I didn't ask for your life story"
Camden Thomas
>and writes him a lenghty e-mail with her life story, How fucking heroic.
Thomas Myers
>Diana steals the Godkiller sword to do so. You don't need swords to escort people.
Joshua Robinson
>using an email exchange as a framing device for an "epic" involving WWI and Greek myth
Wyatt King
speak for yourself
Ethan Parker
>Theres already a jeduo christian "God" in DC comics called The Presence
The One Above All is canonically God in both the Marvel and DC multiverses.
Adam Collins
>It turns out Diana is the Godkiller and not her sword that sounds kind of cool >She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that disintegrates Ares.
Oh...
Matthew Miller
>Dr. Poison wants to make a deadly gas just to accomplish something >Generic General wants to dominate the world and huffs blue gas to get superstrong >Ares wants to kill all mankind with a single plane releasing the gas and dies when Wonder Woman clashes her bracelets together
Can't wait for the great reviews
Easton Parker
>She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that disintegrates Ares.
She's going to make that stupid fucking face again when she does it isn't she? God damn it.
>Diana proceeds to lose faith in humanity You lost one love. Who sacrificed himself to save countless millions. And instead of honoring his memory you choose to wallow for a fucking century. Despite the fact you would have outlived him anyway. Jesus Christ.
David Torres
The best part is that there's NO EXPLANATION GIVEN for her to lose faith in mankind. The WWI story ends with a hopeful tone.
Basically they are trying to forget she gave up on mankind for 100 years as described in BvS, but they can't erase that, so they basically ignore it.
Kayden Flores
>Ares says humanity cannot love and will always prefer conflict >Nuh uh! >beats Ares >sees WW2 and a shitload of other wars happen >fuck, sorry Steve, Ares proved me wrong >BUT WAIT NOW THAT AN ALIEN DIED TO SAVE A CITY MY FAITH IS RESTORED MEN ARE GOOD >Batman:that's MY raison d'etre, you whore..
Juan Price
>She bangs her bracelets together and creates an energy blast that disintegrates Ares Everything sounded pretty decent up until this point. Actual character development, chemistry between both MC's, no forced cameo bullshit, just straight up Wonder Woman lore and back story. Its like hitting a single button to win the boss fight. Hopefully the action scenes with them fighting is better than this
John Martinez
This. Despite the fact it's going straight to Bruce I doubt Diana is behind a fucking VPN or using some method of encryption.
Why couldn't they just meet and have this conversation in person? An e-mail as a framing device for a superhero movie featuring a member of DC's Big Three is idiotic.
God that's shitty. Diana is supposed to be about loving everyone and promoting the good of Man's World while working to right it's wrongs. No one is beyond her help. How
Just how
Lmao Ares wins in the end I guess. Fuck actually getting a band together to ensure the horrors of war don't spread. She could've been a decisive factor and billed as the world's first superhero. But nah, fuck it.
I guess The Joker really is the only person that's able to smile in the DCCU without baggage dragging him down.
Hunter Reyes
Didn't i see this movie animated in cartoon form in 2009?
Brandon Howard
Who is essentially the writer, yeah we know. But they actually do shit with The Presence
Brayden Robinson
no, that one was decent
Angel Howard
Its shitty writing and makes Diana look like a huge cunt for sitting out on WW2
Austin Wilson
>Why couldn't they just meet and have this conversation in person?
Affleck could not be afforded
Christopher Powell
Maybe because these "leaks" are fabricated by someone who's got nothing better to do?
Ayden Jones
The One Above All is Marvel only.
I can buy that.
Jose Kelly
>people complaining about email shenanigans >when in reality, they're self aware and making fun of the e-mail bullshit in BvS When will Marvelcucks learn that the DCEU is a thinking mans universe
Dominic Reed
DENIAL
Charles Turner
>>when in reality, they're self aware and making fun of the e-mail bullshit in BvS
>it's ironic you see!
I sure am glad that the DCEU is completely flawless and that even when they land on their face it was totally on purpose
Meanwhile if you even dare suggest that Marvel is doing kind of alright you are satanspawn and a shill and a pajeet etc etc.
Jaxson Walker
I think the movie is gonna be shit, but i don't think the bullshit that's been typed out by OP isn't real either. Do you have any evidence that points to there being actual leaks?
Dylan Moore
>That's not horrible or anything in a time when this type of combat is new. you know what melts gas masks and kills people? fucking fire. pointless weapon.
>As oppose to cliche villain?
It is a cliche villain. The god of war. and le i was pretending to be your friend all along.
>People complain that supes isn't human enough >this post.
this wasn't at all my point, but nice try i guess.
Alexander Diaz
>*slaughters a dozen young Germans*
Leo James
>She's going to make that stupid fucking face again when she does it isn't she? God damn it
you mean the only face she makes?
Jeremiah Phillips
>A lengthy email is the framing device for the story >Email begins "Zeus created humanity..."
Kayden Bailey
>le Germans were evil in WW1!!!!!!
Evan Fisher
kek
Ian Lewis
>Her bracelet energy wrist blast pushes Doomsday back a little >Same bracelet energy blast disintegrates Ares Is there a point in the comics where it specifically says Kryptonians are stronger than mythological Gods? Because I really need my faith restored on this one
Jose Baker
This movie may even be worse than Ghostbusters reboot. Honestly after it comes out i expect a lot more shit to go down with DC and WB. This is a worthless movie and everyone who's involved should be ashamed of themselves
Ben should drop out of playing Batman too, maybe he will after seeing this shit
Isaiah Cruz
I'm assuming the bracelets were attuned or enchanted to defeat Ares, otherwise they give you a pretty gnarly 2d6 shockwave
Dylan Myers
accurate
Liam Gutierrez
no, it's said "Diana is the real godkiller for being Zeus' daughter, not the sword"
So I assume they don't give a fuck and simply have her clashing the bracelets and that's it
Chase Sanders
its a "I'm fourteen and this is my first day on Sup Forums post"
Nicholas Young
You gotta feel bad for Batman, he sent a simple email of do you want to join the Justice League and sends back a biography of her life before saying yes. It's like being in a group project in college all over again.
Ayden Sanchez
>no, it's said "Diana is the real godkiller for being Zeus' daughter, not the sword"
>you know what would really hammer home Diana being a godkiller? >her doing a 360 backflip neckbreaker on Ares? >no she slams her bracelets together like it's Conan the Adventurer and the star metal sends Ares to Tartarus
The best part is can you imagine what's going on in Tartarus when Ares arrives?
Ian Mitchell
>Chris Pine basically carries a movie about Wonder Woman
Why did they get a plank of wood to play Wondy again?
Ryan Nelson
How about you give the people spoilers about the Logan movie that's going to be released soon, rather than try to ruin the Wonder Woman film?
Charles Thomas
But logan spoilers have been posted already several times in the last few days, brighteyes
To explain who I am, I must go all the way back to when the Greek god Zeus created humanity (This means that in our universe, Greek mythology is unambiguously real and you, as a member of the species, are also the creation of a Greek god). Ares, another Greek god, corrupted humanity with the concept of war, so the more that humans wage war the more powerful Ares becomes. Zeus created Amazons, which I am one of, to spread peace, but then Ares killed Zeus so we refused to get involved with humanity any more.
The next part of my story, which is integral to your understanding of who I am, is in World War I. An American soldier named Steve Trevor stole a notebook of chemical weapons from the German army and fled on a stolen airplane, but the Germans caught up to him and both crash landed on the island of Themyscira in a thrilling sequence. We killed the Germans and arrested Trevor. Trevor then revealed that he was trying to stop the war by stealing the notebook. I quickly deduced that because this was a war and Ares is a god of war, that means Ares must be behind this war. Although the Amazons did not want to get involved with this war, I volunteered to return to the rest of the world with Steve Trevor to stop Ares. I also stole a sword called the Godkiller sword. In America I befriended Steve's secretary Etta Candy, who gave me a makeover, and Steve convinced his superiors that the Germans were creating chemical weapons and was sent to stop them. He assembled a team that included me and Etta (his secretary) as well as a funny actor/conman, an Arabic sniper, and a Native American smuggler who will have no further bearing on this anecdote I am telling you. We also met up with a wimpy science officer. We battled the forces of a German officer who huffed blue gas that gave him super strength, as well as a disfigured woman named Doctor Poison, who was manufacturing poison gas which could melt through gas masks and therefore gave Ares more power.
Evan Martin
It feels that everything WB does is try to catch up with Marvel before the capeshit boom dies and people move on to other stuff. The only problem with their shareholder driven strategy is that Disney took its sweet time building up characters and a fleshed out world to where they can comfortably drop in unknowns like Guardians and Ant Man while DC just expects us to except a convoluted DC world without setting up the characters that we the audience are supposed to care about
Lucas Gonzalez
marvel movies also somewhat differentiate themselves from one another, at least in different series (or even within certain franchises like captain america, all three are quite different), while pretty much every DCEU movie as of yet has felt very much the same.
Julian Gonzalez
At one point I saved a French village from German soldiers, only for them to bomb the village later anyways. This greatly disillusioned me from humanity but was not the reason I gave up hope for 100 years before returning to help you fight the giant monster with Superman. I killed numerous German soldiers, and eventually killed their leading officer who huffed blue gas, believing that he was Ares. However, it turned out he was not Ares, so he was not relevant to this story at all. The real Ares was the wimpy doctor we befriended along the way. He transformed into his true form and destroyed my sword the Godkiller which I mentioned earlier. Then he sent out a plane to spread Doctor Poison's gas all over the world. He defeated me in combat and revealed that I am actually Zeus's daughter, and taunted me by claiming humans are only capable of war. He also tried to make me kill Doctor Poison but in this specific instance I chose not to kill a human being despite having done so multiple times before. She was a woman like me after all. Steve, who I fell in love with earlier, got into the plane with the poison gas and blew himself up so that fortunately the gas was destroyed and would not spread all over the world. This convinced me humans are capable of love, so I revealed my true power to Ares and hit my bracelets together, creating an energy blast that disintegrated him. These experiences convinced me to stay on Earth and continue fighting for humanity, but only briefly because I decided to go back to my island later for an entirely different reason. But that's a story... for another time.
From, Diana/Wonder Woman
Brody Fisher
Kekasaurus rex
Wyatt Diaz
>The Brit is the bad guy
What did WB mean by this?
Mason Jackson
>blow up the plane to stop the gas from spreading
hm
So the gas was contained in the plane, and aftrr the plane blow, it no longer wasnt. How does releasing the gas stops it from spreading?
Also the only thing the gas does is melting stuff? Thats really boring.
high enough altitude and the gas probably wouldn't be as potent plus the explosion might have burnt it out, extremely flammable gas perhaps?
Noah Brown
100 years of anglo-frog propaganda still in effect.
Nathan Diaz
>Zeus creates Amazons to spread peace >creating a warrior race to spread peace What did he mean by this? Did he also invent booze to spread abstinence?
Isaac Anderson
Nailed it.
Jayden Edwards
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John Hill
>WWI Germans still considered evil The eternal Anglo strikes again
