UFC Fight Night: Norfolk Gamethread #3

>Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 10 p.m. ET)
Dustin Poirier vs. Anthony Pettis
Matt Brown vs. Diego Sanchez
Andrei Arlovski def. Junior Albini via UD
Cezar Ferreira def. Nate Marquardt via UD
Raphael Assuncao def. Matthew Lopez via KO (punch) at 1:50 of R3
Clay Guida def. Joe Lauzon via TKO (punches) at 1:07 of R1

>Undercard (FOX Sports 1 at 8 p.m. ET)
Marlon Moraes def. John Dodson via split decision (30-27, 27-30, 30-27)
Tatiana Suarez def. Viviane Pereira via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-26)
Sage Northcutt def. Michel Quinones via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Nina Ansaroff def. Angela Hill via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass at 6:30 p.m. ET)
Sean Strickland def. Court McGee via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)
Jake Collier def. Marcel Fortuna via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)
Karl Roberson def. Darren Stewart via submission at 3:41 of R1

REMINDER: Both these fighters are awful

First for Chad Warden

Best teammates in fighting?

frankie!

>body hair while fighting

Gross

BASED DIEGO

Post Frankie's new gf

Brown is gonna send Diego to the hospital

Y E S

>no girl will ever look at you like this
kill me, pete

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How much you all wanna bet that Diego Sanchez goes the way of Chris Benoit?

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JUST CTE MY SHIT UP

Which other fighters are lolicons?

what did she mean by this?

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Alright, lets see what happens to your fat pathetic ass sitting on your computer when there's no more military to defend you from isis

alright bet. $5.

Have we identified her yet? Wonder if she thinks I'm cute

t h i c c

These goofs post pictures of Bisping's daughter all the time, what do you expect?

>fs1

HEEM DEAD

where is the fucking asian? aussie faggot humoring these fucking pedos while I'm waiting here.

>glass body vs mush brain

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What the fuck was up with the camera?

>ufc in charge of cameras

FUCKING FOX PRODUCTION

>Diego fucking Sanchez is still fighting in 2017
Jesus Christ.

Diego you fuck. All you had to do was kick him.

>FUCKING UP THE PICTURE

How many heems can one man take?

HHHHHEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

THANK YOU BASED IMMORTAL

HOLY SHIT HEEEEM CONFUSED

BASED

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX

HEEM-T-E

Fucking fs1 retards

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

lol wtf FS1 literally shit itself he heemed him so hard, didnt even see it

lmao that broadcast goof

good job Fite Piss

>my feed is broken

Wtf was that bullshit? Didn't even see what happened.

is that what getting heemed feels like

you start astral projecting and going back in time?

HEEEEEEEEEEMD THE WHOLE PRODUCTION

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CAMERA?

WAS THIS SHIT RIGGED?

dudes I wanna dunk my nuts in her butt

What a camera tease! Much sympathy for roman polansky

>the absolute state of fs1

wtf?????????????????/

CTE murder suicide when?

I totally missed it, how did he get heemed? Dear Lord, I don't think he has a chin. He was there and then he wasn't.

Same, cut to the empty press conference chair Sanchez's consciousness was sent to.

both should retire wtf

THAT LOOK. LORD HAVE MERCY.

back, and to the left

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He heemed him so hard the camera crew fucked it up

>THE SHITTY OF FOX SPORTS

what a fucking trash tier organization this is

On a scale of 1 to Hendricks rate the CTE of that knockout

They reversed time to Matt Brown could land that elbow

>the combined power of diego and matt brown made the production equipment malfunction

Matt heemed Diego so hard, he heemed the broadcast.

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Well, somoene has to get fired for this

that was such a poor performance by both ffs

why didn't sanchez charge him when brown literally dropped from that liver kick? wtf lols

lol diego is pure trash.

OH FUCK ME

DAT ELBOW

FOR FUCK SAKES THEY RUINED THE HEEM

who is this?

one elbow and he crumples like paper. what a fucking jew.

is she 12?

heading to kfc any of u cunts want anything

CTHEEM

What a fucking heem

ok now that I have actually seen it... that elbow was fucking brutal

I didn't even see knockout wtf

>Diego Sanchez doesn't know what happened

Neither do I. Fucking Fox...

HOLY FUCK

GOD DAMN FUXCKin ELBOW

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THAT FUCKING HELLBOW

1

SHOT

KO

A box of popcorn chicken please.

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that was an elbow straight out of hell

>Pat Barry making multiple accounts to find out who Frankie was with

I will never tire of that cunt Diego Sanchez getting folded like a lawn chair

> adolescent
> pedo

40 year wrinkly old hag detected.

Damn that elbow too brutal for tv.

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