Christian Fundamentalists

Are these a singularly American creation? Do other countries have crazies ranting about how the earth is 6000 years old and how Harry Potter causes demonic possession?

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*tips fedora*

We would, but unlike America we had decades of tormenting conflict and famines that made everyone lose faith in god

Doesn't hardship usually cause people to be more religious though?

an irish priest did the 6000 year thing

before the modern times sure

Yes
Nobody outside of American protestors believes that kike fairly tales from Old Testament

Christianity has caused nothing but pure suffering ever since it arrived in Europe with the Roman empire.

Sometimes it does, sometimes it has the exact opposite effect.

true

It does, that's why people is so religious despite have lived centuries of darkness and pain caused by it

>how Harry Potter causes demonic possession?

No but it does cause homosexuality.

>it does cause homosexuality
This is false. It makes you like traps.

>It makes you like traps
Like, for instance, Emma Watson.

That guy is great though, he's not a christcuck.

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What did he mean by this?

I want Steven Anderson to sit on my face

>earth is 6000 years old
canon among all christians here.

>Harry Potter causes demonic possession?
Kinda, especially in the 70/80s when television came it was common among some christians, not to allow their children to go to cinema/ watch television, because of all the sex and violence.
The da vinci code was even banned here, because of its blasphemous content.

It used to be, a few decades ago, that children couldn't be friends with people from other churches. Only interact at work/school.

Alcohol was also banned until 1992.

But, christianity is dying fast. We gone from discrimination against homos being allowed to homo marriage in 10 years. Soon abortions will probably be legal

>But, christianity is dying fast. We gone from discrimination against homos being allowed to homo marriage in 10 years. Soon abortions will probably be legal
Oy vey, just as planned.

That's sad.

>children couldn't be friends with people from other churches
Sounds like a horribly banal life. Is a prospect of heaven worth a dull life?

>Are these a singularly American creation?
Protestant creation.

Fucking hell this thread is pure fedora overload

Isn't really like that anymore, now normal christians and jesusfreaks are friends when young, then stop hanging out as much around age 15, because of different interests (drinking vs. worship).

yes hospitals have done absolutely nothing to minimize suffering

>literacy is pure suffering
>this is what paganwuzers actually believe

>muh fedora
nobody on this degenerate site is unironically pious

Das rite childrens, we wuz vikangz n sheit. We had magical powers by semen slurping. We could even fly and move stones by our mere mind. I ain't bullshitting ya
>But user, what happened later?
Dem vile Christians arrived and still our magic and minds. Now get your snownigger asses into bed

There are. And slots of them
Also, welcome to Sup Forums, newfag

if you were actually religious and not a larper, you wouldn't be browsing Sup Forums, one of the most degenerate and sinful websites in existence

Romans 3:23

Are you really this retarded? I actually serve in the church. Also, not every board is b or h, it's not my problem that for most people this site is associated with animu trash.

And? Yes, everyone is sinner, what's this have to do with my post?

>Alcohol was also banned until 1992.
How can Christians be so aggressive towards alcohol when it's so important in the religion?

Reformation was a mistake

nice larp m8. you will find porn, swearing, hatefulness, and everything else that the bible preaches against on any board on this website.

You're on a blue board.

Northern Ireland was quite a bit like us, can't say about anymore

I would advice you to mind your own business, before judging someone. I've actually assisted many on several boards about Christianity and Christian faith. Do NOT shove your nose where it doesn't belong

It makes men do sinful things and ruins families.

This is on par with the "whitey only enslaves people, steals culture and does nothing else" mentality.

Isn't it "The Blood of Christ" and stuff though?

You seem kind of high strung. I hope you have a nice day user.

You are only concerned about christianity because you somehow think it makes you white and european

Das rite

Good people

Jealous?

that's mostly Catholics, i think.


Though alcohol wasn't completely banned. You were allowed to order a small amount each month.
30 beers or 2 strong spirit or 4 bottles of wine.
You could order more if you were member of a beer tasting club, which like half the country was.

There were also bars, that closed at 23. Until the weekly midnight riots became to much trouble. Now they close at 04:00.

We have them, and not just in Northern Ireland. Our's don't have their own TV channels to spurt shit 24/7 though.

doesn't matter m8. this is still Sup Forums. you'll still find all this stuff here, just not as frequently as on other boards. just scrolling through the catalog i see sinful pictures of girls in bras, panties, bikinis, etc.
mad you got exposed larper?
this. ironically though its not even a white or european religion.

Do you mean Roman Catholicism?

It has caused some trouble yes.

But it's different.

We have Christian fundamentalist cities, where you can't wash your car on sunday, go to the swimming pool or order some food. Where children don't get vaccinated because God will protect you if you believe in him. And if you get sick then thats the will of God.

And they have their own political party, who want to reintroduce the death penalty, ban women from voting and politics.

But we consider them polite people here.

Where's that?

In dozens of cities and villages across the country.
Especially in the east and south of the province Utrecht and in Zeeland. In between the catholic and protestant regions of the country.

They say that if they get a majority in parliament they would end our democracy.

God I wish we could have that here.

you realize those same types of people are all around eastern Michigan? There's a lot of Ultra-Reformed denominations of people with Dutch and Flemish ancestry

You can get into parliament here with 0,67% of the votes.

So, if you get the favor of a popular blog then you could end into parliament. Or if you are an animal rights activist you could get into parliament. Or if you want to prepare our Kingdom and give our Kings the throne to Jesus once he returns to earth, then you can get into parliament.

We had some fundies protesting outside of my university earlier today, holding signs like "women belong in the kitchen" and "homos go to hell"

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Hi Varg

>Are these a singularly American creation?
Yes
> Do other countries have crazies ranting about how the earth is 6000 years old and how Harry Potter causes demonic possession?
Yes but they only exist because they are copying the originals in the USA

I disagree with most Christian fundamentalists but at the same time I feel bad for making fun of them, they're so so sweet and nice most of the time.

you're thinking of mormons

Nope, there are a lot of Pentecostals where I live and they always get so happy and cheerful when they talk about Jesus and their church, it's really cute.

>Pentecostals
>nice

They're kind of crazy and one of the more hardcore sects
>handling snakes (many have died from this)
>speaking in tongues

You must have a lot of extraordinarily nice ones. I went to a lot of nondenominational summer work camp things with my church building houses for the poor. Lots of them were fervent almost to the point of cruelty
>abortion is the American holocaust!
>AIDS is devine retribution!
>natural disasters are devine retribution (Katrina because New Orleans is so sinful, duh)
>animal cruelty isn't a thing because animals are here to serve man
And a million other things I tuned out after a while. As a Presbyterian I was kind of dismayed that people could be so resolute in despising people who turned away from the church, instead of trying to save them. Seems anti-Christian imo, since Jesus worked with sinners, lepers and every other kind of outcast.

>animal cruelty isn't a thing because animals are here to serve man
This is literally true though

A) not really important to what I was trying to say at al
B) if it was, I'd say that the fucked up thing about animal cruelty is that we shouldn't have to legislate being a dick to animals, people should just intuitively know because of the Golden Rule, but we do because of edgelords like you.
C) no but really, please restrain your remarks to discussions are American Protestantism, or Pentecostals. Thanks!

>blue thumbs up

Korea probably has the most of them

We didn't create them at all. As with all of our foundational ideas, they're the trash that Europe threw on this continent.

Literal interpretations of the bible were pretty much an american invention. In Europe nobody had believed in such an idea since like before Rome became christian.

kek

you don't have to participate in that

>But, christianity is dying fast. We gone from discrimination against homos being allowed to homo marriage in 10 years. Soon abortions will probably be legal

That's probably not due to Christianity dying fast as much as all sorts of pinko sheepish SJWry growing fast and brainwashing the generation, which is a global phenomenon

It's probably both but I guarantee it's the main thing, the same reason this once highly anti-homosexual site has half a dozen LGBT boards, the numales are everywhere.

>Literal interpretations of the bible were pretty much an american invention. In Europe nobody had believed in such an idea since like before Rome became christian.
That's baloney. I've met Hasidic Jews who believe in a 6 thousand year old Earth. Literal interpretations of the Bible are as old as the Bible.

remember poe's law

We have nutty bible thumpers in government right now

>porn, swearing, hatefulness, and everything else that the bible preaches against on any board on this website.

You haven't read it.

You are naive. And saying "this" to one of the biggest faggots in Sup Forums history by consensus of this board. Asian / African traditional Christians never think about it being European, that is retarded. You know that Christianity was majority non-European in the Middle Ages, yet dumb enough to think the people who were the majority wouldn't know that

This isn't even about Christianity. The idea it doesn't make sense for someone to go where the majority is different just reeks of being a presumptuous faggot.

Evolution tards BTFO

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Better than being a condescending twat.

>reintroduce the death penalty, ban women from voting and politics

Not even religious but that sounds like a good idea

>believing in evolution is fedora

>this once highly anti-homosexual site
what you talking bout nigga this site was mostly populated by and still is by faggots

of course the low iq subhuman "european" vermin chime in defending their sandnigger god