Post a horror movie you could survive through IRL

post a horror movie you could survive through IRL

Literally any because I'm not retarded

I can survive any, but i can also survive more than this user

Cabin in the Woods

>retarded
I want to see more of those folk in horror movies. The only one I can think of is wheelchair boy from Texas Chainsaw

Being black in America.

it follows

just capture the thing and sell it to science

It Follows :(

Lol no you'd survive because ur a virgin

>Paranormal Activity
Just burn down the house and leave that bitch

It Follows ( me on the right )

Sinister, the one about haunted photographs
I don't go through peoples things, not even girls purses.

The ring because I'd rape the girl.

If I allied myself with Jonesy and got on the right side of the bonus situation I think I've got a good shot at surviving Alien

*sniffs boipucci*

pussy
pucci isn't pronounced pussy

this should count

Birdemic.

Easy peasy.

Unless you have that niggas super weed the pheromones and shit will get you to do something stupid

>any water related movie like jaws
Nigga just stay away from the water hahah like nigga go to the pool hahahah

>virgin has to be sacrificed
You're doomed

Any vampire movie

>go out in the sun

Or, if it's night

>carry 75 cents worth of garlic

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The Others

I was thinking about moving anyways

this movie was boring but my god the police women was such a qt

Halloween. I would just shoot him.

Yes, because that did work the first 32 times.

Idk "Scream" seems pretty low effort.

Pretty much any slow zombie movie.
Probably most slasher flicks.
Many ghost stories.
Anything else I would have to rely on luck to survive.

I'd use a shotgun then. There's nothing magical about him he's just mentally deranged.