/balt/ + /ausnz/

back to our roots edition

lets have a nice thread

whose birthday is it

dunno

mine

his

The most important persons

happy birthday mr kiwi

havent wanked in 4 days and i have no inclination to do so

think im fucked

no fap is a meme

Really?
Can't go 5 hours with out having a strong urge to rub one out.

once went a full month when i was on antidepressants
in the end had to force myself

who /neet/ here?

ive been on antidepressents for 2 months
maybe that's it

are you me?

What is the difference exactly?

no erp for this thread please

Might go have a bday wank right now

You do realise that nothing will stop me right?

nah lad people posting on Sup Forums at 12pm are all gainfully employed, productive members of society

ACKSHUALLY it's 2:09 PM

yee

it's only 10am though, you twats.

might get my willy out

imagine actually living in WA
reckon i'd shoot myself first chance i got

Lots of Aussies around today.

shut up cunt

You shut up.

calm down cunt

Does anyone have a really detailed map of the Lithuanian Crusade?

CUNT!!! CUNT!!1!1 See I said it again CUNT HAHAHAHA XDXDXD

M ODS Owda SMODS

whoa

All the Lithuanians are sleeping, maybe try again a bit later

We're not the same American

Drat

I've recently come to realise just how boring my days are
Lost all will to play vidyas and now I've got literally nothing to do, just whiling away the hours with YouTube videos and TV. Caught myself actually watching ads the other day to take up more time

You a NEET?

Fill your days with getting drunk and yelling at traffic.

i get that sometimes and i'm on the antideps

might just be getting older too m8

This thread disgusts me
I'm sick so I am at home, but am shocked at how there are many more kiwis active on Sup Forums now than at night time
More evidence that this country has way too many dole bludging parasites

>surprised there's more NEETs and students on Sup Forums than full-time working people

pooftahs fuck off

Get back to work and make me my money slut.

i don't have a job, i'm not studying and i'm not on any kind of dole

mental health center gave me forms to take to winz for sickness benefit and i still didn't do it

i pay rent with money i had saved up and it's running out lol

t. wageslave

Of course
I'm teetotal lad
Let the Lord guide you too

>haven't wanked in days
>haven't drank in years
>abstained from sex

might as well be the second coming of christ lads

I'll follow ya mate.

>abstained from sex
Doesn't count if it's involuntary mate

fuck off

doing an asmr

hot

me on ⬅

200 dollars in the bank account

m-might as well buy ethereum right lads

Probably too late, shoulda bought at the dip

Treat yourself to a prossie lad
You deserve it x

bitcoin's in a dip
or it'll an hero

>bitcoin's in a dip
It's already half recovered, and so has etherum.
You'd probably make money, but pretty risky to buy once it's already risen considerably since the inital dip, could easily be a bear-trap.

Shit meant bull trap

wouldn't mind a bull in my trap

wouldn't trap a bowl in my mind

its so hard to have a gaytime on your own
(eating a gaytime)

what's a good android wallet lad

daily reminder

fuk up g

I don't know mate
I only use Electrum on my desktop, you could try their android app though.

fush and chups

Once more in english please Mr. Ping Lee Ming

nah one outs cunt

ged em ow

>when ur 2 sad to make breakfast
Ill just drink some yoghurt

Its cold aswell :(

is this some next level shitposting or are you cunts no longer capable of forming a basic sentence in english?

Guess im fasting today

fuck off already

tried digging at my ingrown toenail with some tweezers
its bleeding now, a bit of pus got pushed out too

When are they gonna start heating the fucking radiators

Hey, remember that time you tried to kill yourself?

dont try to act staunch cunt il fuckin have you

i thought you guys stopped rationing in the 90s

No i really dont because i made that up

ill sotp rationing on your mums smelly cunt u faggot

Righto.

洒这他有报到?

last day of annual leave

slept in till 12pm and I've been shitposting since, love it lads

eh this cunt been ratchet gtfo ya mutt

imagine taking annual leave just to stay at home

no hablo chino

>not doing this

what a bloody mongrel

why work when there is centerlink?

ching chang bong?

shut up cunt
this

>center
really need to get around to dealing with this yank problem tbqh

>too sad to go brush my teeth
>too sad to go put the books i need in my bag

i wonder..

i guess i went to sleep to late lads :D

yanks? get the abbos to pee on them.

>austrlia's australia

kill all lithuanian pig