I have a use for you

>I have a use for you
what do

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1iKCnSoAMI6
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>pull down my pants

What are you gonna do, stab me?

daily reminder that Hardy's grimdark vanity project has put his production company into bankruptcy and is considered a massive failure

[citation needed]

...

He has no use for the company anymore.

Him and his dad are now known as writer/producers and can go on to join other projects behind the camera.

It's all part of the plan.

hmmm...nootka...

Mmmh...there appears to be a cholera outbreak in this thread...

>mfw spent the entirety of yesterday nootkaposting in the hmmmthread
>schedule is clear to do it again today

source?

stop making shit up

dude mastermind big guy who crashes crown and company with no survivors lmao

Hardy has proven himself a hack with this

> find him a fucking ship

...

that article was made when it was on what, episode 2 or 3? he'll easily break even with dvd sales and further licensing. plus he doesn't give a shit about the money anyway he just wanted to make this show.

s2 hype

Choose your next words, very carefully

>2 million
He will struggle now, this indie actor.

Yet it's the only thing on TV currently worth watching

how come everything he does is so worthy of memes

I'd like to say CIA did it to him, but taboo has some extremely potent memes in it anyway.

hmmmm
muh nootka
walking angrily
tall hats
muh powdah
MISTAH DELANEE
eye ave a yoos for yew
mumbling

mmmmhmmm

>all the mmmhmm posting made me rewatch episode 7 and count all the mmhmms

bravo

you're FUCKING forgetting about one FUCKING particular meme which FUCKING appears in every FUCKING scene with FUCKING Sir Stuart FUCKING Strange.

Cunt

Coming to Netflix? Or is it a Netflix series?

this mmhmmm show

was television always this politically correct?
the main characters treats gays and black the same as he would a white
he is also against slavery
and doesnt eat pork, like a good muslim

FUCK OFF!

Hmmmm.

BBC series, probably gonna be on Netflix later...

What was the point of this scene?

to show he doesn't get to bring friends

It shows that he is not afraid of death and hates himself. He's literally lighting sparks in a room full of gun powder. Did you even watch?

why do brits love to fuck their sisters?

mmmm

vocaroo.com/i/s1iKCnSoAMI6

This show looked like it had promise and I gave it a chance but it's fucking awful. The story is all over the place and nothing happens to move anything forward.

mhmm
*eats pidgeon shit*
....ahhhhh....mmm
*tears out your thoat*
nootka...
*telepathically talks to horses*

Dafuq? What, you think he's going to suck your dick?

immediately offer my right thumb as a sign of loyalty

mhmm

No, he's just manipulative and indifferent really.

>against slavery
>literally responsible for killing 240 slaves

what? he was in the slave hold when the boat went down. he is the only one to escape

did you miss the part where he nailed the hold shut on orders from the captain?
"Aye aye captain"

8.5/10

Do you have a very short attention span user?

hmmmhmm

You've quoted a dailyfail article as source.... and it ALLEGES he made a £2m loss, where are the facts m8? Up your game faggot.

Mr. Delaney, I'm RIP.

And the part where he says he liked it?

Bring me my father's trunk.

He obviously avoids pork because it reminds him so much of the human flesh he gorged on in Africa.

Why didnt the eic just threaten to cut off his dick if he didnt give them up

Top tier waifu

MHHMHMHMHMH nootka.... mhhmm
mmmmmhhhh... beee veeeeeery careful now... mhm...
little boy... i have a use for you.... mmhhh... the key..... for a safe mhmh......
go home now mhmhm..... i'm not good company now mhhmm.....
do you want coffee hmm?....
mmhmhhm the chest with my fathers belongings...mmmh bring it to me hmmmm...... sir stuart strange mhmmm.... gunpowdah.... mmmm.....


JAMES YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!111!!
Mmhh... yes I know... hmm....

Pay attention user. He's not in the custody of the company, he was arrested by the crown.

This is like saying one of Delaney's ventures is a failure or that Bane crashed a plane. The big guy always has more in store.

Really makes you huhrrmmmm

For you.

I know

So you're saying the fire rises?

How can he pay attention when he doesn't watch it?

It'll recoup its losses when it goes on netflix

choose your next words, very carefully mhm
talk to me of poison mhmm

Mmhhmmm... coocka

*dumps a mummified, dusty cock at his feet*
"Mmmhmm powdah"

>tastes it
mhm it's full of poison

that doesnt answer the question

What's his endgame, bros?

It does though. The EIC were in no position to threaten to cut his dick off because he was not in their custody. That's why they did not do it.

dude women lmao

so why wouldnt the crown do it

how did that happen? the show has like no budget, it's just tom hardy walking back and forth between like 3 cheap sets pretending to slice down guys legs

Not that guy, but now I'm actually a bit curious if certain torturers have some sort of code of ethics for not fucking with people's junk, like maybe they consider even that too depraved. I'm sure I'd squeal regardless, but if some guy was threatening to cut off my dick I'd probably spill it even faster.

please be of use and tell me where you found HD rips of this show

This show has more lucky coincidences than the entire Saw series, it's fucking retarded.

tom hardy gets paid like 20 million per movie I think he'll be okay

That's not how no budget works.

hmmm?

thr pilot was okay but it's been pretty mediocre since. a lot of the acting is bad, the sister, prostitute, actress are all very bad and hardys meme acting is entertaining but hardly exceptional. the plot and writing are garbage, not even serviceable. full of goofy childish lines from tom like "how can a rational man believe in justice", and a meandering the plot. at least 40% of each episode is hardy aggressively walking between the handful of sets

because he's a ham

go watch walking dead

the show treading water is probably it's most glaring issue but id guess its a matter of budget

From what i read apparently this show is going for two more seasons. Not too many luckily, but do you guys think it will have a second season?

yeah it is. nothing happens that would cost money. the entire seasons consists of a handful of sets like a play. farm/hardys house/sister house/company meeting room/kings bedroom/central thoroughfare. pretty standard for a BBC show which never have very good budgets. there's very little action that requires cgi or practical effects. it's mostly, like I said, just hardy walking around the handful of sets staring and going mmmm at people

why would I replace a mediocre period show with total garbage?

you needed a you

so what the fuck is this show about?

Nootka, incestual black magic, walking angrily and grunting.

Not him, but I got em on rutracker

>knock knock

they will make the money back threefold when it comes to bluray.

>please be of use and tell me where you found HD rips of this show
you are of no use to me because you have no thumbs, really just a quick google search

HBO

FUCK....OFF!

UUHHHMMM WHERE DOES HE AVOID PORK ?

He doesn't bang that German pig.

>asks Delaney a direct question with a simple answer
>MMMM... you work for me now
???

[absolutely haram]

...