Cast it

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Tom Hardy as snake because snake does a lot of grunting.

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Kenneth Branagh as Major Zero

Viggo Mortensen as Colonel Volgin.

Paul Blart as the one russian drunk scientist guy, Lightening Mcqueen as Volgin, Daisy Ridley as Paramedic, Tarantino as Ocelot, Neil Degrasse Tyson as Sigint, Nicholas Cage as the Pain, Chloe Grace Moretz as the Boss, and Brendan Frasier as Snake

ethan hawke

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Charlize Theron as The Boss
Margot Robbie as EVA
Sean Bean as Volgin

>nicholas cage as The Pain

The Boss

Seth Rogen as Naked Snake, amy schummer as the boss, vin diesel as volgin, lena dunham as eva, dougie houser as revolver ocelot.

>daisy ridley as para-medic

Desu I'd watch

considering there's a movie about V coming out, no.

Idris Elba as Snake

Fuck you, thats like making chris evans the black panther you fucking dunce.

Reloading like this... is a revolution.

It's a meme you dip. Go back to /r/Le_Donald and get triggered by humor there.

The Boss

Thats like making clint eastwood shaft. Why the fuck would you want this?

Big Boss/Snake: Gerald Butler
Major Zero: Sean Bean
Sigint: Idris Elba
Para-Medic: Maggie Q
The Boss: Gwendoline Christie
Ocelot: Ethan Hawke
EVA: Emily Blunt/
Volgin: Viggo Mortensen (maybe recast since Volgin is hella tall)

Youd choose trap threads on /b over reddit

i can see that.
shes got the face, body and attitude.

>Gwendoline Christie

>Gerald Butler
How is his American accent anyway?

Damn great choice can totally see that

it's alright, he had a decent accent in those Olympus/London Has Fallen movies.

Other than maybe Rosammund Pike i couldn't think of a blonde woman who's known to have strong characters. Granted now that i think about it, Pike woulda been a better pick.

A young Michael Caine would have been perfect for Zero desu

old michael caine would be perfect for a Zero in MGS4.

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William Petersen as Snake

too fresh faced

uma thurman would be better

>Big Boss
Russel Crowe
>The Boss
Kate Blanchet
>Major Zero
Ralph Fiennes
>SIGINT
Daniel Kaluuya
>Para Medic
Sigourney Weaver
>Ocelot
Liam Hemsworth
>Volgin
Dolph Lungren

Cast it

Cast it

Wrong

that would either be 7-8.5/10 or absolute shit.

SONY PICTURES PRESENTS

DIRECTED BY PAUL FEIG

STARRING:
IDRIS ELBA AS SNAKE
AMY SCHUMER AS EVA
JESSIE EISENBERG AS COLONEL VOLGIN

she looks damn well close to The Boss.

Gary Oldman as Ocelot.

Liquid

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Seth Rogen as Otacon.

I liked the Dr Strangelove/The Boss arch, how she described The Boss' experience in Space and WW2, it was kind of... just interesting and kinda poetic.

The Boss - Charlotte Rampling

The Rock as Vulcan Raven.

Wow. It's almost like they based The Boss on her.

That's crazy.

Only if russel crowe got back into Gladiator mode

Only one man could pull it off.

How about Lee Van Cleef as Ocelot?

Cate Blanchett would've been a good Boss about 5-10 years ago. Now she's beginning to look like a granny and has obviously had some work done. Anna Torv is another actress who definitely has the face but not sure about the acting chops and charisma.

Solid Snake -Tom Hardy
Liquid Snake- Tom Hardy
Otacon -Markiplier
Meryl - Daisy Ridley
Gray Fox/Cyborg Ninja - Iko Uwais
Mei Ling - Angelababy
Col Campbell - John Voight
Nastasha Romanenko - Scarlett Johannsen
Revolver Ocelot - Jeff Bridges
Naomi Hunter - Emily Blunt
Miller - Daniel Craig

Are you shitting me, man?

The Boss was 42 in MGS3.

Cate is 47.

She's fine.

>Cate Blanchett would've been a good Boss about 5-10 years ago
shes only 47, the boss was mid fifties son.

Paz

42 is her correct age and Cate is starting to look like a wax puppet

Cast it

solid
solid
eeeeeh, no. not the right eyes.
Sean Bean as volgin, what.
nice

its really hard to cast snake. I can't think of any living actor that could pull it off. Part of me wants them, if they ever made the MGS movie, to just do massive casting search and find someone dude who is perfect for the role but a relative unknown

Michael Chiklis as Fatman.

Chris Hemsworth as Liquid
Liam Hemsworth as Solid
Emma Stone as Meryl
Kurt Russel as Campbell
The Rock as Vulcan Ravan
Tom Hardy as Psycho Mantis
Taylor Swift as Sniper Wolf
Forrest Whittaker as the DARPA Chief
Christian Bale as Grey Fox
John Malkovich as Revolver Ocelot
Daniel Ratcliff as Octacon

she honestly looks just fine, but if you're gonna be like that, then emily blunt would be 10/10 perfect

Unironically Beyonce as Fortune.

i can get behind this

too manlet for young Ocelot?

>Major Zero has a sharp, southern, RP accent which matches his eccentric personality
>casts one of the most famously northern actors in Britain

Vamp -Jude Law

no such thing as too manlet in Hollywood

It's just like one of my Japanese animes.

As much as I love Sam, I can't see it.

Cast it

Stephanie Joosten as Quiet.

Kiefer Sutherland as Naked "Punished "Venom" Snake"

Maybe if Ocelot kept his voice from the Phantom Pain, but it's less texas in the other games.

Also he's dead.

Tom Jane as Snake
Emily Blunt as The Boss
The guy from Arrow as Ocelot
Anna Torv as Eva
Viggo Mortensen as Volgin

Joe rogan as snak

I actually like Emma Stone and Radcliffe but holy fuck replace those two and you have a fucking GOAT casting.

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How's Josh Hartnett as Snake? He's not a manlet or tainted by being in too much capeshit

>Snake is older than the Boss

Nah

>Snake
Christian Bale

>The Boss
Cate Blanchett

>Ocelot
Ryan Gosling

>EVA
Charlize Theron

>Major Zero
Jeremy Irons

>The Sorrow
Peter Stromare

>The Fury
Johnny Depp

>The End
Anthony Hopkins

>The Fear
Willem Dafoe

>The Pain
John Travolta

>Colonel Volgin
Dolph Lundgren

Cast him

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Sweet Mary Mother of God....
it's perfect

lets be real hollywood numales are nowhere close to being sexy as metal gear cast.

I came in to post that same thing, my man.

Liquid/Young Ocelot

YOU FILTHY AMERICAN DOG!

Convince me on John Travolta as The Pain

Ryan Gosling cannot do Ocelot because Ocelot has a vibrant personality and talks a lot

I thinked about that movie Face Off, he can act like a crazy guy, and now I remember that Nicolas Cage is crazy by nature. Could he be The Pain?

Oh, and about Ocelot, do you think pic related is a better choice?

It's pretty awful.

If you really want to cast Ocelot, this guy already did .

>picking anyone else for The Boss
seriously guys

here
I thinked about her at first, the face is perfect but her body doesnt match, you know
But she is the best choice if we want to ser the best Boss acting.

my nama jeff

Since it would be a jewlywood movie
Denzel washington as Sexy Naked snake
Scarjo as sexy blacked blonde chick Eva
Amy schumer as strong independant wyman The boss
Tom hardy as Evil white guy Volgin

No but could be a good take on Miller
Just shave the beard, restyle the hair and give him some aviators

Obviously :
>Naked snake
Christian Bale
>The Boss
Charlize theron

Debatable
>Eva
Blonde Eva green (bravo)
>Volgin
Sean bean
>Ocelot
Dominic Cumberbatch

Solid Snake
Think about it

Really joggin the noggin