*record scratch*

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

The name's Jack, and you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, but to explain that we'll have to go back a couple days...

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JUUUUUST

>generic alt-rock starts playing

THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING
WE'RE STOPPING AND STALLING
WE'RE RUNNING IN CIRCLES AGAIN

*rewind sound effect*
*Rock a bye baby jingle plays*
Woah, not that far, you fucking moron

...

Holy shit

> The Shigging
holy shit I didn't know I needed this, cast now Sup Forums

I could see Johnny Knoxville pulling this off perfectly

jesus christ this

*wideshot of a busy college campus

IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

who for the Shelley Duvall role

No, it all started here, when I lost my job as an english teacher..

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E

Kate Micucci

...

remember when anything in this thread was funny?

you don't. because it never was

Your tiny autistic penis is hilarious

>*typewriter noises*

WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

> Danny is played by modern-day Joel Haley Osment in undersize kid clothes

> Jack has been typing THE PS3 HAS NO GAMES over and over

TUESDAY

ALL THE