Why aren't there any good educational kids' shows anymore?

Why aren't there any good educational kids' shows anymore?

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How do you know there aren't?

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It's so tragic how Steve died of AIDS because he couldn't afford his medication after the studio fired him for being gay.

Is this Reddit: the children's program?

>As the New York Times reported, he "developed an avid following among both preteen girls and mothers. The former send torrents of e-mail; the latter scrutinize the show with an intensity that might make even Elmo, the red Muppet, blush."[2]

Sounds like's Sup Forums wet dream

super why was fun. my nephew watched it for like a month before switching to lego ninjago

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What would you do if you could skidoo IRL?

... I was so hoping that south park just made that up.

god damnit.

>it's fucking real
How did SP got away with it?

Remember how sad you were when your older sister told you that Steve killed himself and that's why he's no longer on Blues Clues, and then you looked into it like 8 years later and found out he just left the show because he didn't wanna go bald while being a children's presenter, and then you confront your sister about it, and she says she just wanted to make you cry, and then you feel even worse?

go back to neogaf

Uh that show has been around for 10 years, how have you not seen or heard about it?

Go fuck yourself.

The contraption episode. I remember that so well.

Show went to hell when Steve left. Joe was just too fake and too good at everything- making the pawprint disappear with a wave of a hand rather than figuring out a practical solution, immediately recognizing where the clue is, and changing his favorite color every damn day. Then it got exponentially worse when they gave Blue a magical room that turned her into a talking puppet.

Steve Burns: Net worth $22 million
Donovan Patton (Joe): Net worth $2 million
>"I also see the educational aspects of [Blue's Clues] too, because my daughter watches it. And I actually prefer when she watches the Steve episodes." -Donovan Patton

Comedy Central and Nick are both owned by the same company

Remember Blue's Birthday episode and these two wished her a happy birthday in the letter?

>ywn be 6 again
>ywn go to bed on a summer sunday night with the credits to your spongebob and blue's clues vhs tapes playing again

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> 19 replies, no CIAposting

you fucking sicken me Sup Forums

Is that Reddit: the post?

Who /Captain Planet/ here?

why aren't there any good porn parodies of educational kids' shows?

I don't communicate with children (or retards stuck) under the age of 5?

Why haven't they brought this back?

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>A man and a woman had a little baby

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Dr. You. I'm STEVE.

You're a big clue!

For Blue.

The FBI busted you for cunny posting didn't they?

>accuse a person of not knowing of childrens shows of being a pedophile

... you really didn't think that out, did you

Because the market for this type of thing is too saturated with retarded brodudes these days
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Aren't sex offenders prohibited from using the internet?

... and now you're doubling down.

I'll never understand why you kids enjoy looking stupid on the internet.

So what'd you do? Was it CP or did you go full on fucking?

Because Trump defunded PBS

PBS hasn't had a good kids show since Mister Rogers.

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Wishbone is great you fag.

Wishbone ended three years before Mister Rogers did. My argument still stands.

This. Plus, it doesn't even matter to people who (incorrectly) like Sesame Street, since they moved to HBO.

>the latter scrutinize the show with an intensity that might make even Elmo, the red Muppet, blush
Wtf they mean

Only Latinos will know this pain ;_;

STEVED

Someone post a pic of young Jensen Ackles in Wishbone.

Only the Steve episodes are canon.

>watch sesame Street
>every human character is black or mexican
>"today's word is privilege"

wish i was joking

Fun fact:
Blue's Clues guest stars include Tyrese Gibson, Wynonna Judd, Rue McClanahan, and Ray Charales.

Also, many notable people auditioned to replace Steve including Gilbert Gottfried, John O'Hurley, and Phyllis Diller.

not that user but the other guy made you look stupid, and this pivot out of left field did not work, it just made you seem triggered. step up your game in the future

I Googled and you lie. Though I wouldn't put it past them.

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It always confused me how Sidetable's face disappeared when she was just in the background and not participating in the scene.

Do you think Wishbone is still alive?

Why'd he die?

>calling the aquabats reddit
alright, just go kill yourself please

Was figuring out Blue's Clues part of your plan?

Of coursh.

I don't know. If I skidooed into a movie or a TV show, how would that work? Woul I be changing the film for everybody or just my copy? If I skidoo into a picture taken in the past, would I be traveling back in time or just going into another dimension?

ITS RED

Blues Clues a shit

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All you underage newfags need to go back.
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most kids shows nowadays are just 90% mkultra pedo freak shit.

Not a single user here knows this

Because you're an adult now

>Why haven't they brought this back?
it would cut into the DVD and CD sales.

At the time ABC had its own advertising agency and the head of it was infuriated that his son couldn't learn his multiplication tables but had perfect memory of the top 40 hits. Being a jinglemeister it finally occurred to him that he could for once use his earworm powers for good and thus Schoolhouse Rock was born, initially as Multiplication Rock. That man was Michael Eisner.

One of the secretaries at the agency made a case for getting to write one of those SR jingles. She's a Tony award winner now for her musicals.

Did Mad Men ever have anything this interesting happen in it?

Member when Mr. Garrison had fantasies about Lamb Chop burning to death and then Shari Lewis died a month later?
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Hey, will you help me and Blue find my hair?

they went through multiple wishbones over the course of the show.

If Sup Forums made a childrens' show:

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don't know any of those people

Fuck. Why does this have to hurt so much! Why do magical feelings always have to go away?

>some time ago I had to babysit my cousin for a few hours
>she wanted to watch blues clues
>"meh whatever"
>it's the episode where steve goes to college
holy fuck I wasn't ready for that one

Are you 5?

>mfw all that research going into educational programs is going to get cut in order to "save the budget" when it's the equivalent of cutting 5 dollars in your 5000 dollar budget.

The Medium is the Message Nyeh.

Children shouldn't watch TV.