Actual Episode 8 Spoiler

Rey kills Luke

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>Rey ends up being the villain by the end of 8
>Kilo becomes hero by end of 8
>Fynn stays a nigger
How would you feel

This is what I want, but for Finn to continue using a lightsaber

I want this to happen so you manchildren will suicide.

would be the best movie of all time

>last jedi
>2 jedis in the movie
that's not how it works

AHHHSSSOOOKKAAAA CONFIRMED

For fuck sake I am tired of this

Snoke was an escaped Jedi after Anakin's purge

Screencap this and post it later so you stupid fucks can jerk off to this post

kek

This would save the trilogy

jedi is the plural form too you cuck

In fact the spanish title confirms that it is the plural form being used.

I wish but they wont turn Rey eviil because dude feminism lmao

If it was the plural Jedi, then it should be "the last OF the Jedi"

Do you actually know anything about English?

At all?

Didn't think so.

As long as Poe rides Finn's BBC at some point I'll be happy

Snoke is Plagueis.
Screencap this.
Also Finn dies for being a traitor
Han force ghosts/harry potter dead parents save the day
Luke loses his other hand
Chew becomes a transgender
R2 blows up
Poe kills himself

>Kilo

Would be fine with this tbqh

This is so retarded that it's genius. The only thing is Rey got 0 development in the last shitfest of a movie so making this feel natural will be balls hard.

What happened to that leaked script?
The one with the cookie jar?

>the lust jedi

Both are grammatically correct. "The Last Jedi" is just more ambiguous, which is likely intentional. It doesn't mean that it's somehow grammatically incorrect.

Rey is the living embodiment of the light side of the force.

She is also the most powerful Jedi who ever lived or ever will live.

The entire new Jedi order that Snoke predicts in TFA will spring from her. The first disciple will be Finn, who it turns out is a force user.

Maz Kanata will be the new Yoda. The TFA novelization already shows that she has Jedi powers.

Snoke is merely an old dark Jedi who was living in the outer rim territories during the original trilogy.

All of this has been confirmed by recent leaks

I'd watch this.

Snoke is Plagueis

Rey is Palpatine, a biological or not. Heir to Sheev's empire however

Ben is redeemed in episode 8

Rey goes dark side in episode 8

Source?

what possible reason would rey have to be evil
kylo also killed any chance of a redemption before episode 9

Kylo should've been the protagonist of this new trilogy. Even if he's a Sith, at least it wouldn't be such a shitfest. So this might be the only way to save this new trilogy, and then the ninth movie has to be actually good.

Rey won't go to the darkside. It's just a bunch of faggots trying to revision the force and find reasons that the Jedi are wrong. She will be tempted though.

Kylo can redeem himself spiritually just like Vader. However, that will probably come with him sacrificing himself. If Kylo redeems himself, it makes Han's death all the more heroic.

Snoke implements taxation on trade routes to outlying star systems

Not really. We don't need to watch another Anakin. You're just butt hurt Rey is female.

Episode 8 will pander to prequel babies because of all their bitching.

No I'm butthurt Rey is a shit character. Going in I thought I was going to get butthurt about them putting in an ultranigger 9000 and that I would be fine with Rey but by the end of the movie I was fine with Finn and hated Rey. I agree that we don't need another Anakin, but I'd take another Anakin over Mary Sue.

My Lord, is that legal?

She's not a mary sue and there is a reason why she is strong in the force - she is the force awakens.

Okay no hate but your comment is.

>She's not a Mary Sue because she is a Mary Sue.

>A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through unrealistic abilities, sometimes with the intent to inspire young or marginalized people and show them that even they can have as great of a potential as leading characters. Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish-fulfillment.

Mate, Rey is as Mary Sue as Mary Sue's go. And Mary Sue is not a bad thing per se, in children's books for example they're great because they are easy to understand and follow. However I'm going to assume Star Wars has some form of depth and wasn't made for 5 year old children. Rey is a badly written character, and a badly written protagonist does not bode well for the rest of the story.

You didn't even know what mary sue was until you heard it on redddit.

>she is the force awakens
She IS the reincarnation of the chosen one back to bring true balance to the force by gassing all the force users.

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>A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through unrealistic abilities, sometimes with the intent to inspire young or marginalized people and show them that even they can have as great of a potential as leading characters. Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish-fulfillment.

Damn, those fucking Man Mary Sues from Transformers, A New Hope, Kingdom of Heaven, and literally from every action movies

>reddit

Pretty sure reddit has been dead for 2-3 years. Only hive-mind are still there and they won't come here. The only new reddit immigrants are from their Trump sub, and I doubt they'd come here. So why the hell would I hear Mary Sue for the first time on reddit of all places. Baseless assumptions do not make for arguments.

Seemingly perfect is the keyword here.

At least I can say that Luke isn't seemingly perfect. Also action movies don't pride themselves on their stories, so it's not a super sin for them to use a Mary Sue.

Actual Episode 8 spoilers:

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Can someone explain this tree thing to me? Luke went into a force tree or whatever in Empire

I don't know, but that is only a question you could answer because it's obvious you are a newfag from reddit.

>4 fucking years in this cesspool and you still get called an 'obvious' newfag

Although I will admit that I barely go on Sup Forums

another fake leak/fanfic

Oh great.

>Fynn
TRASH COMPACTOR

Plenty of the TFA leaks around this time were bullshit too, remember.
The only one with any substance was the lightsaber one

What was the tree about?

What about that city?

Casino?

>The Last Reddi

supposedly (based on rumours and a giant tree used for a set) they're gonna reveal in episode 8 that all force originates from a tree.

I've also heard stuff like a boy and a girl spawning from the tree, boy being dark side and girl being good side, and Rey is a descendant or reincarnation of the female embodiment of the force.

what about midiclorians then?

Isn't anyone going to comment on how the recent news of sets and locales lines up with that script leak a while back?

I think Disney just wants to forget the PT ever happened, but I guess we'll see.

I'd also like to add that the midi-chlorians originating from the force tree wouldn't be too far fetched, but I doubt they'd mention them in the first place.

If they do that whole tree thing, I'll die.

The Force is meant to be life, existence itself.

People have taken it to be some sort of superpower.

I hate this shit but I refuse to believe I'm the only one who reads that as "Star The Last Jedi Wars".

I refuse to believe anybody would be able to do the mental gymnastics to simultaneously realise midichlorians are a stupid idea, then think a magic fucking tree is a great one

>P O E T R Y

who gives a fuck

I thought this was pretty obvious. Rey is too emotional and impulsive to be a jedi, while Ben doesn't really have what it takes to be a true edgelord.

Snoke is Ezra, faggots. He's heavily implied to be a force user who doesn't subscribe to the teachings of either the Jedi or the Sith. Rebels is appearing to ultimately be about Ezra rejecting both paths and forging his own.

So then Luke is obviously going to become Kenobi 2.0?

I dunno, becoming a school shooter and killing your Dad to prove a point is pretty edgy

They would have to pull some fantastic writing to turn Kylo into a good guy, you don't come back after killing Han Solo, he has almost 0 chance of redemption.

Only if they pull some bullshit "Han Solo appears as a ghost and tells him that it was okay" and shit, and even then.

But this would honestly be the better choice, you'd have a great "I am your father" like twist, you'd shut the Mary Sue niggers up and this actually feels set-up because Rey's first fight in TFA was full of fear, and as we all know, fear leads to anger, etc...

>anakin starts as a good guy to become the villain
>kylo starts as the villain to become the good guy

POETRY

He should have never touched it. Total bait and switch cuz dude can't even fight with it. TR-8R owns him.

Literally who? The new canon novels make Plagueis seem pretty confirmed. So there is that.

It'll be as abrupt as Anakin going darkside in Ep. 3

reddit is full of nu-males and corporate marketing. everyone on reddit sucks major cock.

What are we then?

da joos

Old. Worn out. Encrusted.

>you don't come back after killing Han Solo, he has almost 0 chance of redemption.
No one really cares that Han Solo is dead. Meanwhile everyone's favorite character is Kylo. If a redeemed Darth Vader became the hero and Luke became the villain I would hope most people would say "oh that's cool". From what I hear people bitched about Empire Strikes Back calling it too dark, so maybe they'd get triggered.

>Poe kills himself
Now that Trump is president the kikes behind nuStarWars will find it even more important to overindulge Poe. Originally he died in that TIE crash but then Jar Jar got all SJW. That's why the character with zero consequence teleports from the crash to the big XWing fight at orange Yoda's base.

omg YAS desu fampaitchis. Can't FUARKEN wait for Episode 8!

>TFA was my favorite film of 2015
>Rogue One my favorite of 2016
>Ep8 will probs be my favorite of 2017

Feels good as HECK desu to be a fan of based comfy Star Wars.

wtf are you me?

>Rey won't go to the darkside. It's just a bunch of faggots trying to revision the force and find reasons that the Jedi are wrong.
I hate those guys too, but I also have a feeling Rey will go to the darkside if only briefly. I don't have any concrete evidence, it's just a strong impression I got while watching Episode 7.

>The first disciple will be Finn, who it turns out is a force user.

Nah, he's going to be new Han. Imperial backstory and everything.

You know, I kind of thought it above disney to get high and watch a bunch of episodes of Last Airbender.

Post the leaked script

This.

Watching him swing it around like an amateur is pretty neat to watch actually. It's a new dynamic.

>knowing what's reddit
Way to blow your cover

han solo sucks c3po's dick

Dang!

>Rey is the real bad guy
>Flynn is the actual last Jedi
>Kilo is still a Sith but he helps Flynn kill Rey before dying
As long as she's not a coal burner...

>If it was the plural Jedi, then it should be "the last OF the Jedi"
no, it shouldn't because both are correct.
just kys tbqhwyf

This sounds like the worst shit they could possibly come up with

It's simple, Han Solo ignited first. When Kylo asked Han if he would do anything for him, and Han answered yes. It was at that moment Han knew what had to be done. So he killed himself to save his son the sin of killing his farther, and hope for later a change of sides. Notice we don't see who actually ignited the saber. This will be the big twist of episode 8 similar to "I am your father" of episode 5, setting up for Kylo's turn back to light.

Agreed.

You're right but you have to remember that The Matrix Trilogy used the same cliché of 'bad male willpower' and 'good female caretaker', which is supposedly good because it has no really deterministic faculty.

It's a left brain/right brain thing. Neo represented the embodiment of the two spheres of the brain.

Rey killing Luke would work. It would be better than them just having a fight. Of course, you'd have to build this up gradually throughout the film, with a lot of back-and-forth between them, but it could work!

>The last jedi is Kylo

That would emphasize just how ragged the survival of the Jedi has become. Another good idea.

This is some stupid shit if they go this route
>boy = bad
>girl = good
Really makes you think

>Rey is the living embodiment of the light side of the force.
>She is also the most powerful Jedi who ever lived or ever will live.

BRAVO DISNEY, YOU ENDED SEXISM FOREVER

NOW GIRLS WILL NEVER UNDERACHIEVE, NONE OF THEM WILL EVER BE HOUSEWIVES AGAIN AND THEY'LL ALL BE ENGINEERS

Feels about right

>Luke never gets off the planet
Will he be like Kafka's Poseidon? So busy with paperwork that he can't explore the surrounding area?

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