You're fired!

>you're fired!
>no, i quit!

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>Doctor says something anyone with a 6th grade education can understand
>IN ENGLISH DOCTOR!

>Other badge
>Other Gun

>think god damnit, think!

>Where's your messiah now?

>hi, welcome to my movie

>Ok we'll need to get access to the Super secure database 9000 xl5, it has literally never been broken int-
>- "Alright i'm in"

>detective visits hospital/someone's house
>"yes the person you're looking for is right this way"
>door slowly opens to a mentally deranged person in view

>characters running towards cliff unknowingly
>characters in the front look ahead, see the cliff and barely stop just before the edge
>last character in the back is running while looking behind them and runs into the group sending all of them over the edge

>detective character
>has an entire wall in their house covered in case materials

Heh

>little red string connects the various files

>Hackers getting into your server
>Unplug the monitor

>character drinks milk from morning dinner bowl with spoon
>r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r right about now the funk soul brother starts playing

>character speaks more quickly and louder just before getting cut off by another character

>character playing video games
>obviously just mashing buttons and flicking the sticks randomly

>goon about to be killed
>"WAIT"
>gets the most brutal death

>Characters are playing a game
>Game looks obviously like a PS3/PS4 game
>Is single player on the account that there is one character
>game is making noises from like 1983 arcade cabinet
>using a PS1 controller and an Xbox duke controller
>playing together in a single player game

>strong white female protagonist
>saves group of brown people from withey and becomes their queen
>she has nightly orgies with the brown men

>black cop makes rookie undercover cop smoke that wet

What movie?

>Movie is titled
>The Chronicles of X
>The Tales of X

name at least 100 movies where it happens, I dare you

The longest yard starring Sandra Bullock

>main character and his friend are looking for clues
>one character says something typical
> replied with "wait, what did you just say?"
>character repeats
>"you're a genius! Lets go no time to explain!"
>character looks confused

>You're fired!!
>No, i choose not to have severance payments or any chance at suing you for damages
really light's up my stove

>you can't fire me, I quit
>you're still fired
>but I quit
>and you're other gnu

>I ALREADY FIRED YOU

>And my other redundancy package

>watching porno movie
>girl has hole where dick should be

>Normie characters in their 20s is watching a movie
>It's some obscure shit the director loves and the character would never have heard about, and it certainly wouldn't be on tv

>"wait a second"
>detects a pattern he's never noticed before

>Villain about to shoot hero
>"WAIT WAIT WAIT"
>The villain falls for this and the hero gets rescued

>villain about to kill hero
>stops and starts telling him his entire plan and how to stop it just for the laughs

to be fair I'd do this in real life too

Nice Pepe

Oh the "crazy wall" how loathe thee

>I won't let you get away with it!
>I already have

>Villain explains entire plan in his office
>some kind of broadcastng device was active the entire time which was foreshadowed very obviously before
>Protagonist:HA!

except the arcde sounds, those're so obscure only Sup Forumsidyafags notice

last part never happens, cuck

>main character is canadian
>can't kill his enemies because then they win

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ifc.com/2012/01/20-best-job-quitting-movie-scenes

>uses perfectly wedge shaped broken glass as knife

i miss GoT season 1 so much

>dire situation
>no signal on phone

>character is chased through woods
>steps on rusty bear trap

>looks like your friend is following us
>I don't have any friends

>character pick the box
>it becomes drfia
>pito
>A

Someone took time to make this pic

is this the new bambie plot?

>2 intelligent people play chess
>CHECKMATE
>the other person looks surprised

>sequel has a subtitle added to original title instead of just a number
>turns into franchise with multiple sequels
>they have to come up with increasingly stupid subtitles every time

bonus round
>subsequent subtitles are slight variation of the subtitle of first the sequel
>they change one of the letters to the number of the sequel

>2 intelligent people playing chess in grand finals of tournament
>one of them gets a call
>"we need you"
>"on it boss"
>mates the other person in one move

>cop character
>i just want to make it to retirement

>in a park

How else are supposed to know their smart?

>Angel tries hacking your Magi
>wants to make the Magi self destruct
>its needs unanimous consent to do
>you finish counter hacking an hit Enter a mere second before it finishes hacking Casper to get it

>guy on phone with girlfriend
>no you're not breaking up i can hear you fine
>...
>...
>...
>oh
>you're breaking up with me

lol

>obscure
No.

>the engine won't start

Phone lines are down

>WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

...

>I'm your worst nightmare
>Well... I guess it's time for me to wake up then

>it's starting to rain

>so it begins

>guy is on bar with his friend
>discussing about his relationship problem.
>the guy's friend told him to just make a move with the girl.
>B....but I'm still virgin!
>the whole bar suddenly pause their activity and look at the guy.

>what happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=V5eaDhCVNJU

Name 2 kinos

>characters running towards cliff unknowingly
>characters in the front look ahead, see the cliff and barely stop just before the edge
>last character runs past them
>last character hovers in the air and looks other characters
>leaves human shaped dust cloud when he falls

>Character is walking through a crowded place
>Notices someone in the distance turned backwards to him, looking like a person he cares about but is reported missing or dead
>Runs towards them, yelling the person's name
>Grabs them by the shaulder
>They turn around
>It's not the person he thaught it was

>doesn't look down and exlaim "uh-oh"

right...

>I want to know the truth/what happened/why x or y
>You can't handle it

>The

Every fucking time.

>when your loved one/missing person wears incredibly generic clothing that has no real identity of its own

Soo like every tarantino flick ever made, where there's always some faggot watching some c-tier garbage that tarantino liked to watch.

>morning
>kid is watching 50's cartoons from TV

dumb frogposters

>nigger in a group of all whites
>dies first

I got boxes full of Pepe! Wait, the guy was actually named Pepe. We've come full circle.

>character has a drug problem
>long pointless scene of them doing drugs while an indie song plays

You're mum

>kid playing video games
>Atari graphics with a PS2 controller screaming "DIE DIE DIE!!"

>Atari graphics

Name just one (1) motion picture that does this

>light and fun introduction to characters
>Foreshadowing of main story problem/obstacle/enemy
>Problem happens
>Characters deal with problem
>Minor emotional/relationship setback (possibly death of secondary character)
>Grand finale with happy ending

>character has been shot
>They need to get the bullet out!
>closeup of wound
>dig around the wound a little with tweezers
>pull out the bullet whole
>drop it in a metal tray
>*ting*

in the 80s/90s it was a jungle and quicksand

>male character in shower
>puts hands against wall and puts head down

isnt it better to be fired than quit, dont you get more benefits

>he doesn't do this in real life
How else do I shower when I'm tired as fuck, facing an existential crisis and wanting to look dramatic for the Truman show cameras hidden in my bathroom?

Personally I prefer sitting down and hugging my knees.

>hot female actress is on the good guys side
>good guy is about to take down bad guy
>female puts a gun to his back
>turns out she plotted the whole thing all along

Learn the difference between your and you're faggot.

The hero falling for the whole femme fatale bullshit.Fucking hate that.

>major side character is dying
>main character cradles them to hear their last words

>tfw he knew all along and was just playing her

>2014 movie
>character still has an actual crazy wall instead of digital files