>character is suddenly punched in the head
>cuts to black, commercial break
Character is suddenly punched in the head
Tyler Evans
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Brody Mitchell
>character is punched in the back of the head
>spits out coffee
Aiden Bell
Ha! I don't watch TV, I haven't seen a commercial in years. I bet you never met someone like me.
Noah Phillips
>character receives sizable blunt force trauma, enough to lose consciousness
>character suffers no brain damage or long-term effects
Landon Martin
Half the characters in L O S T should've been vegetables by the end of the show.
Michael Martinez
i giggled
William Price
>character attempts suicide
>cuts to technical difficulties
Jackson Gonzalez
>bloody overlay
>cliffhanger
Xavier Gray
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William James
Serious question. Do Americans really watch shows with 5 minutes long ad breaks every 10 minutes? I had no idea American TV was so retarded until I saw streams posted on this board. American ads are also extremely retarded, the most vile form of brainwashing and vulgarity I've ever witnessed.
Ian Gomez
>character gets stabbed in the heart
>he had a bible in his coat pocket that absorbed the blow
Isaiah Clark
We are retarded as well though for only watching american shows.
Jason Bailey
It's not just America that does it. I tried watching some bong tv while home for Christmas and they had about the same ratio of show/ads.
Cooper Rodriguez
underrated post
Caleb Clark
Dumb yurocuck.
Landon Hall
>character gets shot in the heart
>had a stack of bills that stopped the bullet
Angel Ramirez
>character is violently raped
>cuts to abortion commercial
Anthony Cox
television is a vehicle for advertising. which 3rd country are you in where everything on tv is state owned? that's the only reason there wouldn't be commercials
Landon Reed
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Luis James
>defending ad indoctrination
dumb capitacucks
Elijah Ward
>character starts annoying and messing around with a thug or violent person
>cuts to character in the hospital
Carson Williams
name one real life example of this
Matthew Peterson
advertising is what pays for tv budgets. what are you talking about?
Ian Allen
Cooper Rogers
now you understand a little more of the jew hate.
Christian Thomas
did you remember to pay your TV license fee this month?
Jace Brown
>character is hit in the back of the head
>is knocked unconscious for a convenient amount of time and then wakes up with no lasting damage
Brayden Torres
Bong TV VERY consistently has four ad breaks per hour. Fewer if they're showing movies, I think.
Matthew Howard
theres no doubt in my mind this is blacked porno, but why this face??
Asher Reyes
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