Lilbi meh. Gat wan ohpi aderatoldu bow. Wenabaur sixtiseventiclix Aponda Hill gotsa gud lak apinther

Lilbi meh. Gat wan ohpi aderatoldu bow. Wenabaur sixtiseventiclix Aponda Hill gotsa gud lak apinther.

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bald fat sack of shit

Don't be so harsh to yourself ;)

Fucking wrekt

but let's be nice here we're all bald fat sacks of shit here

heresdatinfinityiwuztellinyouaboutamazinggunlongslideblargadarba15roundsspectacular...

Why does he talk like Pootie Tang?

I'm not bald. Yet.

This mutha ain't white

>OY where're you going?
>what do you thing I'm doing?
>mfw

Eeezie

EEE-ZEEE

Jesus christ, even talking is exhausting for Steven Seagal now.

UH NEE A MEDIHH

YOU STILL SORE BOUT DAT FIDDY BUCKS?

Okay, but really, who was this guy?

It's not Seagal.

Recommend some seagal kino

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>aiy toodie ay nee muh tchraka kwee as forrto

what did he mean by this?

*pees out window*

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Holy shit, now I finally see it.

I couldn't understand why people said he was a skateboard, and even with the drawing I thought it was just a weird meme, but now I can see it.

That push on the right leg very honestly does look like he's using a skateboard, Jesus Christ.

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John Wick BTFO

he run like a real man

When the asynchronous pyrotechnics destroy the entire manor

EZ

are you badass dude enough to have watched Attack Force?

Gonna watch it soon.

>He fucking waddles everywhere

No no, he has a double do that for him.

the one where he fights some jamaican demon guy who gets killed and then comes back from the dead to get killed again

There is no way he tucked his dick away that fast

He literally dove through a window with his dick exposed to all the shards and shit

THE BLOOD BANK

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Which movie was that?

Dissus zat fifty I wuz tellin you a-bow. Gumcraft, amazing. Flat pass, no penetration. Grape distance, you know, grape, uh, nozzle.

What?

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Hey beech, are yew work herr or wot? Hey werr har yew going hahney? I vanta lep dence.

Is there some unwritten tactical rule that you don't switch hands? Asking genuinely, I don't know shit about guns.

eyma yusti so boudda fiddy bahh

>thought i had the image but don't

SOMEONE PLEASE POST IT

>[glances at dick] EASY!

What a scene

Tommy Wiseaux?

clip plz

AY RICHIE
anibodi seen RICHIE

There's some with rifles/carbines, where you do switch hands. Seagal is trying to bring that to handgun usage where I don't think it applies

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He says where do you think im going
you fucking retard

Dont solid snake does it, i thought kojumbo was a guns nut

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We need somebody who can successfully take out the next yayalacualazo

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alpha as fuck

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to this fucking day, i can't believe he beat sticks

Maybe it does apply, I was never issued a handgun Many of these moves seem funny because they aren't seen in movies, I think only a veteran would recognize them.

OH HES PULLING OUT A SWORD AND I HAVE A GUN? BETTER WALK RIGHT INTO HIM BEFORE DRAWING IT

he was out of ammo, trying to Seagal with the clip

You switch hands with a rifle since it presents a smaller profile when moving around corners on the same side as your dominant firing hand. There's no need to switch hands with a handgun since it does fuck all to change how you'll be going around the corner.

I don't think Snake ever does that.

seriously, do you reckon Seagal watched John Wick with a tear in his eye cursing and ranting about how much better his films are?
Or do you reckon he just refuses to watch such a blatant rip-off of the genre he founded?

More like this mutha ain't right

And people said Mad Max was the action movie of the century? God damn

worked great in machete. He only had so much scenes tho

seagal is the villain in pretty much every movie he plays

it just so happens that sometimes he beats the shit out of other bad guys on accident

>Marshall Lawson

>I bet if Steven Segal told Tommy to go home and get his shine box he would actually do it.

Yeah cause Seagal is clearly so knowledgeable and badass, and doesn't just look clumsy as fuck (whether the maneuver is real or not)

John Wick would get shot up Tbh, I like how he changes mags though

George Lucas level pottery

>Yeah cause Seagal is clearly so knowledgeable

Apparently. Sorry to burst your bubble.
He's just out of shape which is contradictory to everything else

Russian actor Steven Seagal plays a Russian mobster called Ruslan in a movie called Ruslan