Official New Jersey Devils @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

One of those 6 PM starts. Puck drop soon after.

Pat and Eddie are casting tonight.

Got that shit show feeling.

Welp, this doesn't look good. RIP everyone.

>Eddie casting
nice

LET'S GO DE-VOLS

Are you the /hoc/ greek autist?

Thank god for Edzo

no

Well... at least there's eddie.

I love watching clips from when helmets were optional
Those people were fucking insane

I bet half of the people in the stadium don't know who that player is

>Miss game last night
>They finally win one

I've been cursed

Yeah, but the breeze probably felt amazing.

>Crawford is statistically the best or 2nd best goalie in the NHL so far this season
>Hawks have an abysmal record
Time to start firing people

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ANISIMOV

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No challenge?

well that was unexpected

>inb4 our brand new defenseman is our leading scorer this year

Hand never touched the puck.
Looked sketchy as fuck though.

That's a much better angle from above my. He missed that puck but half a foot

Challenge rules have been changed. I think the enemy teams go on the PP if you challenge and are wrong. Something like that.

>John Hayden just fucking people up

I think that's just on offsides challenges - it's a delay of game if you're wrong.
But scoring plays are automatically reviewed

My mistake, that's just on off side challenge.

Just looked

fuck

Hawks are killing themselves with penalties

you COULD SMELL IT

damn, Stafford is a beast. Where did that player come from? I don't know his story

come the fuck on Seabrook

>hooking

Wut?

that was a shitcall, you got reffed

He did nothing wrong this time.

The dude already has 16 penalty minutes. Still a bit of a shit call though.

PING

damn it Sharp

Keith always tries a shot from the line and it almost never works out for him. Makes me sad.

How is Sharp on an NHL roster?

Devils!

If you cut Sharp, Sharp cucks you

New drinking game: every time they make a backpass and don't score drink

I'm blacking out thinking about it

DEBRINCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schmalz is very good

HOLY SHIT
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CAT SCRATCH FEVER

oh look a good thing. can't wait for the bad thing to happen now

God damn GET FUCKED

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Devils just got memed hard

HOLY FUCK A GOOD PLAY THAT DIDN'T GET MISHANDLED

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DEBRINCAT

Don't worry Seabrook of still playing

>tfw the very next play was a successful backpass for a goal

kys grease

shaibu, shaibu

Grease did NOTHING wrong

Sheeeet negrow
I forgot about this

also I got my cubs jersey today, fucking $50 steal bhoys b-b-bitchin'

fag

RUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swallow dong like chicagoans swallow greasy food

o shit you're allowed to score on powerplays?

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RUTTA

Jesus fucking RUTTA

RUTTA THE SHNIPA!!!!

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scarnon boys?

What troubles me is that the Devils won the Blackhawks 2 times last year and they ended pretty low. How are these anomalies happenning in the NHL?

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nani?!

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THE STATE OF THE DEVILS

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Wtf?!? What's happening here? Is this a replay of the shitsburg game?

Anyway, I have the optimism that it will not look as good for you in the 2nd.

TANNER FUCKING KERO


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was that a backhander?
fucking noice

well that was inevitable

typical

It's gonna be one of those games, isn't it?

It's going to be one of THOSE games boys

Strap in

Miles of Wood


it's coming baby, don't you worry

Oh boy

Still better than being a Sox fan lmao

Jesus Christ tumbles

...

crawford tried to pull a shaw but in true crawford style he fucked it all up

I don't watch baseball, you cunt. :^)

NO STICK NO STICK

why though there are a ton of games a season you can literally passively watch it while sinking brews and shit posting with the boys.

So what is the deal with New Jersey? THe only thing I know about it is that by law gas station attendents pump gas for you

is that how the attract tourists? cuz americans are lazy?

kek, you kinda like him don't you?

They unironically think gas station food is good

are you in the States right now?

Seabrook is rustic

I don't know man its weird. I don't like watching any sport except hockey. Plus I don't need to enable my alcoholism any further.

it's New York's dumping ground

All i know about jersey is they have guidos and an obsession with new york

To this day, I can't tell if American-Italians or Australian-Italians are worse.

LLF

>Australian-Italians
That sounds like a literal fucking nightmare though.

I'd say australian ones to be honest like the fucking audacity of them and that god awful fog horn accent jesus christ.

Fuck sierra santos looks like she would ride like a champ

>Fuck sierra santos looks like she would ride like a champ


kek


you're plain


Deb Placey is the best MILF

now that interviewer is mighty

And you know if you even pre-cum inside her she'd be pregnant

fucking latinas ese

>Deb Placey
>Wanting to fuck aged leather
Grease confirmed for shit tier tastes

pay debnts

fucking greek-australians are filth as well
dodgiest tradies you'd ever find